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Which AFL Footballer could be Bond 007?

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On the AFL website, the AFl have chosen Brad Miller as one of the current footballers that could be Bond. WHat do you think?

With the release of Casino Royale, which of these AFL players do you think could play James Bond?

James Clement

Trent Croad

Luke Darcy

Aaron Hamill

Chris Judd

Brad Miller

www.afl.com.au

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    Only Darce. I'm a huge 007 fan, and none of those really rank. Bond has to be tall, have blue eyes, heaps of chest hair, look severe and frighteneing, have a dry sense of humour, and appear to be classy, while rugged.

    Clement, Hamill and Judd are nowhere near good-looking enough. Croad and Miller are too pretty in the teeny bopper sense.

    I can't speak for Darcy's chest hair or eye colour, but he fills the other items well. A hysterically dry sense of humour, tall, severe looking (when he wants to be). He fits the bill the best probably.

    Interestingly the new Bond fails one or two of these categories. He's shortish, looks like a boxer, not an aristocrat, and has no chest hair. That aside, I thought he did a ripping job in the movie. So much for rules.

    There's probably a couple of others that'd go alright too, but I can't think of them right now.

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    well the pre requisite of putting more than 5 words together in anything other than a monotone may render this question moot !!

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    Why didnt they nominate chopper? he would be ideal in my opinion. hahahaha maybe in a bogans world....

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    It has to be Judd.

    I'm pretty sure that he is a robot planted on this earth to bring peace and good football skills to all.

    If anyone could pick up 30 possessions while simultaneously saving the world from Terrorism, it has to be him :P

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    Sandilands as Jaws.

    Eddie McGuire as Goldfinger.

    Lou Richards as "Q."

    Bev O'Connor as "M" (Judi Dench).

    Samantha Jones (Fox footy newsreader?) as Moneypenny.

    Now THAT'S a cast. Move over House of Bulger.

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    On the AFL website, the AFl have chosen Brad Miller as one of the current footballers that could be Bond. WHat do you think?

    With the release of Casino Royale, which of these AFL players do you think could play James Bond?

    James Clement

    Trent Croad

    Luke Darcy

    Aaron Hamill

    Chris Judd

    Brad Miller

    www.afl.com.au

    [Mod Edit: Here's an idea to live by on the Demonland boards... if you've got nothing constructive to say, say nothing at all.

    Cheers. ]

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    Well sometimes accidentally hitting the wrong button brings interesting results. Found this thread by accident but given the latest naming of a the new Bond lead, thought it was quite appropriate to bump. 

    My thought is Trent Rivers would make an excellent 007.

    Everyone else's thoughts to add to this classic thread?

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    Petracca. He has those suave looks, but he'd probably bust through the walls of the Russians' secret lair rather than finesse his way in.

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    As soon as I saw the thread title I immediately thought Dangerfield (sorry) but he's probably too woke for the role. Need a little chauvinism to play bond. 

     

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    Checking in from Portugal near Guincho, where some of Her Majesty's Secret Service was filmed with Aussie George Lazenby in the lead role. I also once sold a CD to Sean Connery. Conclusion: no Australian should ever play Bond. 

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    Harrison Moneypetty could get a little cameo..

    Koltyn Tholstrup for Bond

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    Maynard as Jaws

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    7 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

    Maynard as Jaws

     

    On 22/12/2006 at 18:37, occo said:

    [Mod Edit: Here's an idea to live by on the Demonland boards... if you've got nothing constructive to say, say nothing at all.

    Cheers. ]

    Please don't mention the M word in any post. I just get very, VERY angry 😠 

     

    P.S.  The 2006 quote was a reminder for me not to swear at seeing it's name 😉

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    Has my name been mentioned yet?

     

     

    Mason Cox for the big dumb henchman, swift to anger. Maynard in the opening sequence as a bad guy who gets his comeuppance. Eddie McGuire in a Bond parody movie as the evil mastermind.

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    I don't care as long as they are Gay or Trans.

    Preferably dark skinned.

    For too long British secret service agents have been portrayed as white males from Britain.

    This must change.

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    57 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Could only be one person. Gawn.....

    Max Gawn.

     

    Nah. Gawn would have his own, much more successful, movie series. So would Brayshaw, actually. Hmm... Gus and Gawny the epic adventure series really could work.

    I think Shaun Burgoyne would be an standout candidate for an 'Aussie' branded Bond. Has that smooth presentation, tall lean build, a clearly Aussie (not merely Australian) accent, gives a little edge of Crocodile Bondee. He does like expensive watches, too.

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    Melksham, Jake Melksham. 
     

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    13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Melksham, Jake Melksham. 
     

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