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How many current and past players read/post on Demonland?

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14 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Delicious!!!

Which bump on Guy Mckenna was better?

Umpire nicholls probably pops in here after giving us a good shafting to further his enjoyment.

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From memory Craig Cameron used to post here when he was recruiting for us. He was a good bloke and gave the forumย plenty of insight without givingย tooย much away. Worth noting that this was around 2003-2006, before the days of Twitter, smart phones and relentlessย social media scrutiny. I doubt he'd be doing it these days if he was still around.

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I am certain that Cameron Schwab came on here sometime between 2008-2012 and responded to queries and criticisms about how the club was being managed. In a very defensive manner.

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2 hours ago, Delusional demon 82 said:

I am Tom Scully

...and yes I am a jerkย 

i should never have taken the money ? and left the MFC

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You little turd.

4 hours ago, Delusional demon 82 said:

I am Tom Scully

...and yes I am a jerkย 

i should never have taken the money ? and left the MFC

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You old man owns the FatTony a/c im guessing. (?)

Lying little [censored]

:P

It would make my life if I got legitimate confirmation thaw Allen Jakovich posted here.

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On 8/16/2017 at 8:06 AM, Wrecked Owl Dees Function said:

Paul Hopgood loves a chat with the boys. Get around him

So now I'm stuck trying to work out how 'Wrecked Owl Dees Function' cryptically comes out to Paul Hopgood and if you were that darned Riddler all along. A wrecked but functioning owl would probably need to hop good. And the Riddler certainly liked to pull one.

16 hours ago, praha said:

I am certain that Cameron Schwab came on here sometime between 2008-2012 and responded to queries and criticisms about how the club was being managed. In a very defensive manner.

He certainly did - if I remember correctly said something along the lines of (paraphrasing) I'm glad some of you aren't negotiating sponsorships. Was sanctimonious crap then he disappeared when he was called on several issues plaguing the club at the time (in a respectful manner mind you).


On Wednesday, August 16, 2017 at 4:38 PM, monoccular said:

One of my favorite players back in the glory days was Barrie Vagg, who is also one of my favorite posters here.ย 

Presumably - in fact I think there are site rules governing this that one can't use a player's mane unless you are heย - Ray Biffinย also posts.ย 

I had a niceย mullet going at one stage, but I'm not sure I'd call it a mane. ย The girls did use to like theย mane, but yes as you say, there are rules on this site prohibiting it's use by posters here, so sorry lads.

19 hours ago, Delusional demon 82 said:

I am Tom Scully

...and yes I am a jerkย 

i should never have taken the money ? and left the MFC

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You are delusional, demon 82.

38 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

He certainly did - if I remember correctly said something along the lines of (paraphrasing) I'm glad some of you aren't negotiating sponsorships. Was sanctimonious crap then he disappeared when he was called on several issues plaguing the club at the time (in a respectful manner mind you).

That's right. Made one or two vague responses and then when someone challenged him he disappeared. Must have been busy making those Whiteboard Wednesday videos....

2 hours ago, praha said:

That's right. Made one or two vague responses and then when someone challenged him he disappeared. Must have been busy making those Whiteboard Wednesday videos....

Just punch in 'Cam Schwab' into search bar under members. Good for a lol in hindsightย 

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2 hours ago, praha said:

That's right. Made one or two vague responses and then when someone challenged him he disappeared. Must have been busy making those Whiteboard Wednesday videos....

He realised that no matter what he said it wouldn't be listened to

He wasn't challenged, nobody is on here, you seem to be another who thinks this forum matters, it is entertainment, like all other forumsย 

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11 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Just punch in 'Cam Schwab' into search bar under members. Good for a lol in hindsightย 

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Like some of the past delisting threads and topics?

2 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

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I went out with Cameron Schwab's sister a few times.

She gave me the flick. She didn't support Melbourne, so probably a good thing.ย 

2 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Like some of the past delisting threads and topics?

Like the sensitive thought-policeย who try and shut down opinions about the club or players?

Haven't looked at everything posted by CS, but anyone who thinks he wasn't challenged politely about club matters failed Comprehension 101.ย 

However, I did chuckle when reading Curry & Beer gush all over Schwabby in one of his posts.ย :pj:

39 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

He realised that no matter what he said it wouldn't be listened to

He must be a glutton for punishment.


20 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Umpire nicholls probably pops in here after giving us a good shafting to further his enjoyment.

You mean for a good flogging....err, shafting sounds better, sorry

Just now, willmoy said:

You mean for a good flogging....err, shafting sounds better, sorry

Its you isnt it?

2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Its you isnt it?

Hey, i like umpires, its the sound of trees i don't like.....

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1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

You must be easily pleased

Saty are you still going to training?

13 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

It would make my life if I got legitimate confirmation thaw Allen Jakovich posted here.

You would know if he ever did ... mystery poster joins, gets to 1,000 posts faster than anyone else before, then disappears forever.


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