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GAMEDAY - Round 6

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FMD we take too long to kick it after taking a mark.

 
 

You take a shot at an empty goal square, Jeff. 

This is bottom-of-the-table level awfulness from both teams today.


Is Hurley playing loose in defence? Sounds like he's killing us.

Meanwhile is this the worst quality game this year?

Tyson just got outmarked by the smallest guy at Etihad. 

Plus this is a spectacularly rubbish game of football.

 

"Professionals".. 


Just goes to show how much we miss someone like Hogan up forward.  We can get our hands on it but we really have no tall options.  They can just converge on Watts or Pedersen and pick it off.

Both teams knackered

 

Dees played in the wet with half a team

 

dons played a day later


Vince is a disgrace. Time to retire. 

Our kicking is VFL level. Pathetic. 

Get [censored] Bernie your scrub. Fmd.

Jones and then Vince gifting the Bombers two shots on goal.

Two of our leaders.

How are we supposed to play finals?

 


 

[censored] off Bernie your cooked

Edited by dazzledavey36

1 minute ago, Stingray said:

Umpiring is horrific but not as horrific as our kicking 

Umpiring having no bearing on today's game. Both teams are just deplorable. This is embarrassing for AFL football.


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