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GAME DAY - Round 3, 2017

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I have no words. The goal kicking has gone from frustrating to a joke. 

 

Yep.

 

TV is off.

 

Night gents.

 

Filthy.

How do professional athletes misd simple shots.

[censored] disgraceful. We have ourselves to blame tonight.

[censored] filthy right now


 

Too many passengers tonight. The likes of Hannan and Weideman shouldn't have played today.

I'm actually very happy with that Tom McDonald bump. Have a sook you little [censored] Selwood. 


I'm taking the positives, I got the tip correct....

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Too many passengers tonight. The likes of Hannan and Weideman shouldn't have played today.

Tyson and Harmes should be dropped for next week. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

We had injuries, the yips and cheating umpires and still nearly beat a full strength Geelong. 

Frustrated but happy 

From the AFL site

Another set shot miss from the Demons who have kicked 6.11.(47) compared to the Cats 10.2.(62) from set shots at goal.


1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Kent u are a disgrace. Cost us easy goals. 

No he has tried to actually create something.

Hannan Weideman Harmes have been useless tonight.

Give me $500K a year and I can miss set shots from 30 too

1 minute ago, Pates said:

I'm taking the positives, I got the tip correct....

Yeah... I tipped the cats by 24 but my caveat was that I did not want to dent our confidence going into the next three important weeks.

Will be interesting to see how the team deals with this loss


12 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

What's the fascination with Channel 7 sports report?

Is it over

The winner is Dland reporters

thanks all

Kent and Harmes have dropped 20 marks between them.

After last week and today we are still a fringe mid-range team.

That might change as the year progresses. But we're still on a journey alright.

 

Watching their players celebrate makes me sick. Bunch of arrogant cockheads!

8 minutes ago, praha said:

Filthy.

Yep we outplayed them all over the ground just couldn't convert. Very frustrating we've given away 4 points here.


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