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Riddle Me This

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5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

thought you were joking........apparently not :lol:

Xaviar Black Balisong Butterfly Knife - Black Plain

Xaviar Black Balisong Butterfly Knife - Black Plain

An old favourite.

 

Righto, Riddler, you've got 8 pages out of these poor sods, now give us the goddamn answer already!!!!!

There is no awnser..... or we'll find out friday and it that it didnt go through because the player got confused and ended up staying at his club

 
1 minute ago, Unleash Hell said:

There is no awnser..... or we'll find out friday and it that it didnt go through because the player got confused and ended up staying at his club

Would be no wonder if he was confused considering he is trying to spread butter with his wings while in the ocean!

I reckon he is aiming for Tom Rockcliff, a tom is a name for a male turkey, a cliff usually drops into an ocean, can't think of the butter bit yet, unless he means the English prostitute who used to use butter as a lubricant

Edited by Satyriconhome


Butter = "The Knife"

Wings = Can fly (Helicopters)

Ocean bound = Dockers

Welcome to Melbourne Nat Fyfe.

8 minutes ago, Davos said:

Butter = "The Knife"

Wings = Can fly (Helicopters)

Ocean bound = Dockers

Welcome to Melbourne Nat Fyfe.

That would be a massive scoop for The Riddler. Fyfe hasnt even been remotely linked to our club (in the media).

Edited by ThreeOneSix

 

Riddler is a troll and laughing their head off.


32 minutes ago, Davos said:

Butter = "The Knife"

Wings = Can fly (Helicopters)

Ocean bound = Dockers

Welcome to Melbourne Nat Fyfe.

Could also go a bit of cockney rhyming slang. N Fyfe = knife. Fyfe is also an ocean bound coastal part of Scotland. Now what does Nathan have to do with wings?

1 minute ago, Redbeard said:

Could also go a bit of cockney rhyming slang. N Fyfe = knife. Fyfe is also an ocean bound coastal part of Scotland. Now what does Nathan have to do with wings?

Nathan = Nat = Gnat

4 minutes ago, mo64 said:

Nathan = Nat = Gnat

That's enough for me. I'm sold

Got it!

Dan Hannebery is coming to the Dees.

swans = spread wings

Dan = and = fish and chips = seagulls love fish and chips = ocean bound

Hannebery = berries = jam = spread butter before spreading jam

Dan Hannebery also owns a set of keys. Possibly to our future?

This riddle is more of a Karl Pilkington "What song am I thinking of?" when we would really prefer a rockbuster.


I'm still waiting for "The Riddler" considering I "guessed" it this morning.

 

:)

Are some of you really so desperate to believe we have something huge cooking, that this cryptic rubbish is afforded any more than joke status? (admittedly, some of the posts here are quite clever, but some are clinging to the hope its real)

We should land Hibberd and Lewis. Maybe they will cost us a little more than expected, maybe they wont. We dont have the currency to sign much more than that unless we use next years first or second rounder as well. Why choose to believe in magic?

Riddler/Troll is making Demonland look stupid.

1 hour ago, Moistgoatflaps said:

Got it!

Dan Hannebery is coming to the Dees.

swans = spread wings

Dan = and = fish and chips = seagulls love fish and chips = ocean bound

Hannebery = berries = jam = spread butter before spreading jam

Dan Hannebery also owns a set of keys. Possibly to our future?

I think you've got it Moisty!

7 minutes ago, ding said:

Riddler/Troll is making Demonland look stupid.

 

Demonland does that plenty well without the Riddler helping out.

Potentially the most non-derailed thread I've ever seen on Demonland. 


17 minutes ago, ding said:

Are some of you really so desperate to believe we have something huge cooking, that this cryptic rubbish is afforded any more than joke status? (admittedly, some of the posts here are quite clever, but some are clinging to the hope its real)

We should land Hibberd and Lewis. Maybe they will cost us a little more than expected, maybe they wont. We dont have the currency to sign much more than that unless we use next years first or second rounder as well. Why choose to believe in magic?

Riddler/Troll is making Demonland look stupid.

I haven't really noticed anyone take this thread seriously...

4 hours ago, ProDee said:

Riddler is a troll and laughing their head off.

The Riddler at this very moment reading through this thread...

 

Doesn't take a genius to work out the Riddler is having a laugh. No harm playing along, there's some gold in here. 

If you don't like/rate it, you know what to do. 

 

John Butcher

From Maffra, dairy country

Butcher, so chicken wings

Ocean-bound could be heading toward the ocean, hence leaving Port. 

2 minutes ago, Gundogmillionaire said:

John Butcher

From Maffra, dairy country

Butcher, so chicken wings

Ocean-bound could be heading toward the ocean, hence leaving Port. 

... and would definitely change the future of the club!!


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