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The "Jet Dry" thread

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Anyone know anything about this bloke? He apparently is from the far Nth , A rare find, runs like the wind, freakish skills, tons of footy nous and would come very cheap! Anyone got any SP on this bloke?? 

 

There's actually someone called Jet Dry??

Edited by dazzledavey36

 
3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

There's actually someone called Jet Dry??

If there is, Mr Google hasn't heard of him!

Sounds like a salon treatment...


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A bit more info!

Berger paint - Keeps On Keeping On®      JET DRY!

Image result for berger jet dry

Edited by picket fence

PF's replacement for Oscar McDonald perhaps?

 

Ever notice that some of your dishes, especially those plastic ones, still come out a little wet? That’s where JET-DRY® comes to the rescue. It's a remarkable drying aid with 5x POWER ACTIONS that provide drier dishes with less spots and film than detergent alone – even on your plastics!
 

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Just couldn't resist it! With every name being thrown up I thought I would gas it up a bit! LOL Sorry Nasher! Just a bit of Obcure Fence Humour! Im sure Uncle Bitter will have a comment or two to add!

Edited by picket fence


2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Just couldn't resist it! With every name being thrown up I thought I would gas it up a bit! LOL

you spend too much time throwing up, picket, or inducing others to throw up

give yourself (another) jolly good flogging. then book in for treatment.

We need to trade him for some lead flashing and a bag of briquettes before his trade value dries up.

These are the sort of posts that drive people away from signing up to Demonland.

Yes, because people are here for only the most serious, the most learned discourse, centred around kicking a ball. It's more like a Greek school of philosophy than an internet chat forum.


2 minutes ago, Ted Fidge said:

Yes, because people are here for only the most serious, the most learned discourse, centred around kicking a ball. It's more like a Greek school of philosophy than an internet chat forum.

Apologies. 

I actually meant the O.P.

 

It's natural to reply to an idiotic opening post in the manner that most do. This is a very delete-worthy thread.

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18 minutes ago, Ted Fidge said:

Yes, because people are here for only the most serious, the most learned discourse, centred around kicking a ball. It's more like a Greek school of philosophy than an internet chat forum.

Agree Yeah well just a bit of avante garde left field banter/HUMOUR to break the more serious of discussions on the Land! PF

On the other hand, this guy...

jet li kung fu tai chi tai chi master yuen woo ping

Or this temporary guy,,,

jet engine  are both jets

1 hour ago, faultydet said:

Apologies. 

I actually meant the O.P.

 

It's natural to reply to an idiotic opening post in the manner that most do. This is a very delete-worthy thread.

Then why read and reply to it, gee you make me laugh, you, DD,  SWYL and a couple of others sitting atop Mt Olympus,  looking down on us mere mortals, I applaud the absurdity of Pickets post


3 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

Then why read and reply to it, gee you make me laugh, you, DD,  SWYL and a couple of others sitting atop Mt Olympus,  looking down on us mere mortals, I applaud the absurdity of Pickets post

Pickets humour is very dry and witty.

Your humour is just plain shithouse and cringeworthy. No one finds you funny.

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