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Where's rpfc?

John Crow Batty
in Melbourne Demons

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if you are going to use Ladies as a derogatory term towards men, you need to put the z on the end Ladiez, Precious is a good one as well, I think with the age rise in men still living at home with Mum and Dad, skin has become a lot thinner

 
26 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

You would certainly know that word Moonie, demonstrate it quite often, or is that 'Rubbish' again

No, just irony, but good to see you learning new words.

Edited by Moonshadow

 
1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Nah, yeah ,nah , yeah , yeah.

Ha!

3 from 5 then ... at least it's a pass (kinda,sorta)


33 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

if you are going to use Ladies as a derogatory term towards men, you need to put the z on the end Ladiez, Precious is a good one as well, I think with the age rise in men still living at home with Mum and Dad, skin has become a lot thinner

Don't know what to make of this chap. It must be failed humour surely.

If you're serious then it would have to rank as one of the silliest posts I've ever read.

Rhino Richards was the only thing that would have made me support big game hunting. 4 bans and 9 warning points just for being the sweetheart that I am. T'was unfair I tells ya! 

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Don't know what to make of this chap. It must be failed humour surely.

If you're serious then it would have to rank as one of the silliest posts I've ever read.

Coming from you, I regard that as the highest compliment, because in my humble opinion, you have posted some real classics, with me not knowing whether you were serious or not, humour is personal taste if you don't find it funny I don't know whether I will ever recover from the personal devastation I feel at the moment

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10 hours ago, stuie said:

Rubbish.

I guess you want to take the vote away from women and go back to classing Indigenous people as "fauna" too?

Nothing to do with "thin-skinned" and all to do with growing up.

 

I expected you to take the debate over the top with something extreme like this.

You have NFI mate.

3 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Coming from you, I regard that as the highest compliment, because in my humble opinion, you have posted some real classics, with me not knowing whether you are serious or not, humour is personal taste

Thanks Saty, at least you had the good grace not to dispute the fact that your post was one of the "silliest" ever.


1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks Saty, at least you had the good grace not to dispute the fact that your post was one of the "silliest" ever.

No that's in your opinion BBO, and you are entitled to an opinion, now matter how discombobulated it leaves me

29 minutes ago, stevethemanjordan said:

But srsly.

Where is he?

 

I think the fact he slowed up, had a time away, came back briefly and liked some posts, then slipped away again... Would indicate this is of his own will, not imposed upon him by health issues or such.

In fact, I'm bailed up in hospital at the moment, which is the only reason I've had so much time to post lately. I think if it were illness he be more likely to show up.

The time warp between the end of the season and the trade/draft period just creates the most amazing material...

1 minute ago, Mach5 said:

 

I think the fact he slowed up, had a time away, came back briefly and liked some posts, then slipped away again... Would indicate this is of his own will, not imposed upon him by health issues or such.

In fact, I'm bailed up in hospital at the moment, which is the only reason I've had so much time to post lately. I think if it were illness he be more likely to show up.

Good luck in your recovery Mach daddy..

Another one who has also vanished mysteriously is myarch enemy Baghdad Bob??


What happened to Dr Who???

19 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Coming from you, I regard that as the highest compliment, because in my humble opinion, you have posted some real classics, with me not knowing whether you were serious or not, humour is personal taste if you don't find it funny I don't know whether I will ever recover from the personal devastation I feel at the moment

I nearly went blue reading that without a single full stop in sight!

9 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I nearly went blue reading that without a single full stop in sight!

It was meant to be like that Moonie, you are getting the hang of it now, there's hope for you yet.

This is a thread about posters, as I am one of the more well liked posters on this board of wisdom, thought I would join in.

Stuck at work again, which is a better situation than Machy, so Demonland provides a bit of relief, as the bishop said to the actress

 

Edited by Satyriconhome

6 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

It was meant to be like that Moonie, you are getting the hang of it now there's hope for you yet.

This is a thread about posters, as I am one of the more well liked posters on this board of wisdom, thought I would join in.

Stuck at work again, which is a better situation than Machy, so Demonland provides a bit of relief, as the bishop said to the actress

 

Bwahahahaha!!! This has turned into a comedy thread now!!! Good one!


16 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Good luck in your recovery Mach daddy..

Another one who has also vanished mysteriously is myarch enemy Baghdad Bob??

All good, self-inflicted. Slowly coming to terms with my dreams of playing for MFC now being almost completely out of reach.

Bb aka Fan? He's one of the types I think tired of the discussion on here once we showed some promise. A lot of people who I know that support the club are borderline unbearable  to speak to when things are bad, but the conversation is a lot more tolerable when we've shown something.

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32 minutes ago, Mach5 said:

 

I think the fact he slowed up, had a time away, came back briefly and liked some posts, then slipped away again... Would indicate this is of his own will, not imposed upon him by health issues or such.

In fact, I'm bailed up in hospital at the moment, which is the only reason I've had so much time to post lately. I think if it were illness he be more likely to show up.

Some for me but out of hospital now.  Won't be back to normal for a long  time if ever.  Been spending a lot of time here since my illness. Get well.

Better than reading the papers. Thanks

 
51 minutes ago, Bossdog said:

What happened to Dr Who???

hopefully something unfortunate


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