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If we beat Port I will ...

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Just now, Old Bear said:

Yes

Is it really that bad!?  Like fear for your safety bad?

 

 
32 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Do others recommend going without any Melbourne gear on? I only ever take a beanie and scarf at most.

Won't you get cold? At least tie the beanie on with the scarf to prevent arrest for indecent exposure.

37 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Do others recommend going without any Melbourne gear on? I only ever take a beanie and scarf at most.

Fair dinkum, we're not talking about the Chelsea Head-Hunters circa 1984 here, it's the city of churches. 

Wear your scarf and beanie with pride if you've got any cojones! If we win, you'll regret it if you don't have your colours on!

 
1 minute ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Fair dinkum, we're not talking about the Chelsea Head-Hunters circa 1984 here, it's the city of churches. 

Wear your scarf and beanie with pride if you've got any cojones! If we win, you'll regret it if you don't have your colours on!

I've got no idea, never been!

4 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Is it really that bad!?  Like fear for your safety bad?

 

Many years ago was in Adelaide on a Basketball Carnival 

Eight of Us all over 6 ft wearing Victorian Jackets went to a game Fitzroy vs  Crows 

If Crows hadn't won doubt we would have got out of there without a punch up

Police virtually  gave us an escort out and not  because we were aggressive but Crows supporters were

 

 


Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

I've got no idea, never been!

I'm sure you'll be fine mate. 

I managed to survive a punch-on in the middle of the Collingwood cheersquad after the QB draw in 2010 - you'll make it out of the Adelaide Oval alive I'm sure!

24 minutes ago, Old Bear said:

Many years ago was in Adelaide on a Basketball Carnival 

Eight of Us all over 6 ft wearing Victorian Jackets went to a game Fitzroy vs  Crows 

If Crows hadn't won doubt we would have got out of there without a punch up

Police virtually  gave us an escort out and not  because we were aggressive but Crows supporters were

 

 

I have heard that's what the cattery is like.

38 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Fair dinkum, we're not talking about the Chelsea Head-Hunters circa 1984 here, it's the city of churches. 

Wear your scarf and beanie with pride if you've got any cojones! If we win, you'll regret it if you don't have your colours on!

belfast is a city of churches also, and i wouldn't equate port adelaide with the rest of adelaide :lol:

make sure you have your best runners on

 

Refuse to make any more stupid promises I have no intention of keeping.

1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

Is it really that bad!?  Like fear for your safety bad?

 

 

57 minutes ago, Old Bear said:

Many years ago was in Adelaide on a Basketball Carnival 

Eight of Us all over 6 ft wearing Victorian Jackets went to a game Fitzroy vs  Crows 

If Crows hadn't won doubt we would have got out of there without a punch up

Police virtually  gave us an escort out and not  because we were aggressive but Crows supporters were

 

 

Went to a Dees v Crows game at Moron park about 10-11 years ago.  Sat behind the goals in the Melbourne cheersquad.  Dees got smashed, but they put on an after match function in a room on the wing somewhere.  About 200 of us needed a police escort to walk (inside the ground) from behind the goals to the function.  We (all 200 of us) were basically abused all the way around.

I also got shat on by a seagull.  They call that "good luck".  I thought it was more bad luck actually.


27 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

I have heard that's what the cattery is like.

haha no not at all, they all were grumpy, pouty and making excuses but there wasnt really anyone so much as raising their voice let alone violence after the game last year.

34 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

I have heard that's what the cattery is like.

Yeah similar, although I haven't ventured down for a little while now

1 hour ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Do others recommend going without any Melbourne gear on? I only ever take a beanie and scarf at most.

I am going to throw caution to the wind and wear my scarf. My better half will protect me. She is fearsome. 

53 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

I have heard that's what the cattery is like.

20 minutes ago, ArtificialWisdom said:

haha no not at all, they all were grumpy, pouty and making excuses but there wasnt really anyone so much as raising their voice let alone violence after the game last year.

You sure that wasn't the coaches' box???

49 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Refuse to make any more stupid promises I have no intention of keeping.

i see they have internet access in your cave, biffo


1 hour ago, billy2803 said:

 

Went to a Dees v Crows game at Moron park about 10-11 years ago...

I also got shat on by a seagull.  

At least it wasn't a crow.

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

I am going to throw caution to the wind and wear my scarf. My better half will protect me. She is fearsome. 

I have been to many a game in Adelaide (since I live here), and I have never - ever - had a problem.

Be Loud Be Proud, but don't be a Moron and try and pick a fight and you'll be just fine. 

 

 

3 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Is it really that bad!?  Like fear for your safety bad?

 

They will gum you to death.

A former work colleuge from Adelaide once told me it's not a good idea to park a car with Victorian plates at a Port game without having a compressor to pump up your tyres after the game.


If we win this game, the season will be a win.

A loss, and it will have slipped through our fingers, even though the future is so bright.

An awesome finish to the season could really speed up the rise to the top.

I've lived in Adelaide for 3 years and attended  every Demons game there without incident wearing my Dee's Jacket, Beanie and Scarf!

I've had some great fun and sang the song full voice on the way out of the ground  a few years ago when we beat Adelaide under Roo's !!

I enjoy going to the footy at Adelaide Ova, it's a great facility and it's a atmosphere , the notion that the Adelaide/Port supporters are ferals that prey on anyone in an opposition piece of clothing is just ridiculous.

We usually head back to the Lord Mebourne pub on Melbourne street for a few beverages after the game.

You'll be fine to enjoy your game people!

9 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Do others recommend going without any Melbourne gear on? I only ever take a beanie and scarf at most.

You haven't lived until you've sat in the middle of the Port cheer squad, cheering for the other team.

I only survived because I was with my Port supporting boyfriend.

The relationship did not survive. 

 

Book business class flights down to the G in September.

1 hour ago, Sleeve said:

I've lived in Adelaide for 3 years and attended  every Demons game there without incident wearing my Dee's Jacket, Beanie and Scarf!

I've had some great fun and sang the song full voice on the way out of the ground  a few years ago when we beat Adelaide under Roo's !!

I enjoy going to the footy at Adelaide Ova, it's a great facility and it's a atmosphere , the notion that the Adelaide/Port supporters are ferals that prey on anyone in an opposition piece of clothing is just ridiculous.

We usually head back to the Lord Mebourne pub on Melbourne street for a few beverages after the game.

You'll be fine to enjoy your game people!

British Hotel in Finnis St, North Adelaide is my go to place from the AO. 


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