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Petracca to debut v St Kilda

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1 hour ago, stuie said:

By pure coincidence I'm making a rare trip to Etihad this week due to previously arranged corporate seats.

Not only will I get to see the Truck debut, but I'll be safely separated from the scurrilous banana wielding innuendo loving feral factions that inhabit 'Land.

Win/win.

A win win is usually when both sides benefit. Are you saying the banana wielding innuendo loving feral Demonlanders are safer when separated from you? I mean, it makes sense....

 
26 minutes ago, Adzman said:

Geez, have a wedding on. Shattered to miss it.

Hope he crushes his debut.

The wedding, obviously.

 
2 hours ago, mikeydemon said:

Thought about Gawn, Viney, Oliver and Petracca in a centre bounce together and now I need to change my underpants 

TMI, Mikey, TMI.

2 hours ago, KingDingAling said:

Fair to say the boy can play a bit.

I suspect he may still be suffering from Bubbly-Personality Syndrome which famously put-off some other teams' recruiters .  Seriously ,  as a   card-carrying cynical old coot , this time I had to brush at my damp eyes after watching him receive the great news .


3 hours ago, mikeydemon said:

Thought about Gawn, Viney, Oliver and Petracca in a centre bounce together and now I need to change my underpants 

And a bloke called Tyson and the perpetually injured Dion Prestia. :P

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'LL BE THERE!!!!!

With bells on?  I'll have to keep an eye out for you Uncle Bitter.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You're kidding yourself Stu. Your lack of class will be exposed early and you'll get the arse out of the corporate seats fairly quickly!!

Not if he's all on his lonesome BBO. 

 
1 hour ago, nutbean said:

So who will present Petracca with his number 5 jumper ?

My heart says The Ox but my head says Jimmy Toumpas ( my head is really not much chop)

Brock McLean......

2 hours ago, Die Hard Demon said:

Absolutely shattered that I'm not gonna be there!! Already planned the bar in Bali we'll be watching it from though ? swig of Bintang per Petracca disposal hopefully puts me on the floor by the end of the match :P

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Don't worry boy, when you move interstate you will miss the debut of every star-in-the-making.


who has worn #5

Player Years Notes
Bill Hendrie 1912 Number 11 in 1913, 15 in 1914, 12 in 1915
Bobby Monk 1913 Number 9 in 1912, 16 in 1914
Wal Riddington 1914  
Max Hislop 1915  
Bob Love 1919  
Harry Harker 1920-1924  
Gerry Donnelly 1925  
Ossie Green 1926 Number 22 in 1929
Tommy McConville 1927-1929  
Hec Davidson 1930-1932  
Bill Deague 1932-1936  
Keith Truscott 1937-1940 Number 1 in 1942
Ron White 1941 and 1943  
Tom Bush 1942 Number 17 in 1944
Billy Deans 1943-1950  
Ian McLean 1951-1960  
Neil Crompton 1962-1966 Number 12 from 1957 to 1960
Chris Aitken 1967-1969 Number 14 in 1977
John Gallus 1971-1972  
John Clennett 1973-1974 Number 34 in 1972
Des Campbell 1975-1977 Number 18 in 1970
Graham Hunnibell 1978-1980  
Michael Young 1981-1982  
Ray Holden 1984  
Robin White 1985-1987  
Earl Spalding 1988-1991 Number 35 in 1987
David Schwarz 1992-2002  
Brock McLean 2004-2009  
Jordan Gysberts 2010-2012
Jimmy Toumpas 2013-2015

 

The Panther.

 

Calm down and take a deep breath everybody ............ we've all earned this!!

Did anyone notice the giant penis hanging down on Roosy's whiteboard.  Not sure if it is symbolic of CP5's debut, is a permanent marker from CS WW days or is something new they intend to bring out this Saturday.   

Anyway I plan to be there for the debut and I will report if I see any big or enormous things.  Here's hoping ?


1 minute ago, Meggs said:

Did anyone notice the giant penis hanging down on Roosy's whiteboard.  Not sure if it is symbolic of CP5's debut, is a permanent marker from CS WW days or is something new they intend to bring out this Saturday.   

Anyway I plan to be there for the debut and I will report if I see any big or enormous things.  Here's hoping ?

Bit childish. 

 

Of course I noticed it. 

1 hour ago, Chook said:

A win win is usually when both sides benefit. Are you saying the banana wielding innuendo loving feral Demonlanders are safer when separated from you? I mean, it makes sense....

That's definitely the case.

11 minutes ago, Meggs said:

Did anyone notice the giant penis hanging down on Roosy's whiteboard.  Not sure if it is symbolic of CP5's debut, is a permanent marker from CS WW days or is something new they intend to bring out this Saturday.   

Anyway I plan to be there for the debut and I will report if I see any big or enormous things.  Here's hoping ?

are you sure it wasn't a banana?

1 minute ago, stuie said:

That's definitely the case.

Stop the lies about being on your own in a corporate box this week Stuie. I found you in the outer last week. Wait a minute, I took a picture, ah let me see..... here you are!

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2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Stop the lies about being on your own in a corporate box this week Stuie. I found you in the outer last week. Wait a minute, I took a picture, ah let me see..... here you are!

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That chap wasnt happy with the out of bounds rule either. Or at least the umps application. I think I was doing the same thing at home. The poor kids leave me alone.


Time for Petracca to create a new history with the great no 5! Would love it if they got the Ox down to present it to him, he already sounds like a fan!

4 hours ago, Jaded said:

Spewing I'll be missing his debut, but excited to see what he can bring. The hype around him is so big, I hope he just takes it in his stride and does his thing on Saturday. 

Super exciting times to be a Dees fan. 

A Written excuse is required Jaded! 

 
4 hours ago, mikeydemon said:

Thought about Gawn, Viney, Oliver and Petracca in a centre bounce together and now I need to change my underpants 

You'll be in trouble when your missus finds out about these fantasies mikey. 


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