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Confessions Thread

Phadraig
in Melbourne Demons

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Oh No!

Give your vintage, old dee, I knew you'd struggle the most widely with this apparition.

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    Convinced myself that Toumpas could play.

    Said nice things about Mitch Clark.

    Argued that Sylvia would come good.

    Said Stefan Martin would never be a footballers' bootlace.

    Believed Schwabby's whiteboard Wednesdays.

    Convinced myself that Liam Jurrah was a clean-cut tribal elder that would be AFL's greatest story.

    Sounds like you were very much a victim of Demonland group think at the time.

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    I was convinced Austin Wonnamirri was going to be the second coming of the wizard....

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    I was convinced Austin Wonnamirri was going to be the second coming of the wizard....

    The much touted Schwabian Era Melbourne Brotherhood turned out to be a great fraud. Nev Jetta the one most least likely out of that lot is the only one to make it.

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    I was once convinced Roos was going to deliver us a premiership like he did the Swans, Jackson was going to take us permanently out of debt and transform us into a power club and that Hogan and Petracca would become top ten players of the competition and play in multiple Demon premierships.

    Seriously delusional.

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    I still think we can win the '87 Premiership, every-time, prior to re-watching the Preliminary final match.

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    Convinced myself that Toumpas could play.

    Said nice things about Mitch Clark.

    Argued that Sylvia would come good.

    Said Stefan Martin would never be a footballers' bootlace.

    Believed Schwabby's whiteboard Wednesdays.

    Convinced myself that Liam Jurrah was a clean-cut tribal elder that would be AFL's greatest story.

    yes sylvia, I must confess, thought he could come good.... well, was as wrong as anyone could be.

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    i confess i have never attempted karaoke (or hari kiri for that matter)

    It's hara kiri (腹切り= literally stomach cutting).

    It's kind of redundant to say that really. If you had attempted it, you wouldn't be here to report about the experience.

    Move outside of Borewood and you too will learn about these things.

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    It's hara kiri (腹切り= literally stomach cutting).

    It's kind of redundant to say that really. If you had attempted it, you wouldn't be here to report about the experience.

    Move outside of Borewood and you too will learn about these things.

    good to see your sense of humour is as sharp as ever, col

    no need to move outside burwood. the world comes to burwood. (or at least much of asia does)

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    Towards the end of his first season, I told my mates Cale Morton would win a brownlow one day.

    Beat that!!

    needless to say i had to find new mates

    I also keep believing the many re-builds we have had will work

    also, im still cut about Scully leaving even though he is an average player

    man, its good to get all that off my chest!

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    Towards the end of his first season, I told my mates Cale Morton would win a brownlow one day.

    Beat that!!

    needless to say i had to find new mates

    I also keep believing the many re-builds we have had will work

    also, im still cut about Scully leaving even though he is an average player

    man, its good to get all that off my chest!

    You could argue you were close with Morton. His best mate and fellow skinny kid who lived next door got the Brownlow.

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    I moved from Victoria to Queensland in 2006, it was the last time the MFC played finals. I take full responsibility for the club becoming a mess after my departure.

    To make amends, I've decided to move back to Victoria at the start of 2016. History will show that when my postcode starts with a "3", we generally make finals. You're welcome.

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    I moved from Victoria to Queensland in 2006, it was the last time the MFC played finals. I take full responsibility for the club becoming a mess after my departure.

    To make amends, I've decided to move back to Victoria at the start of 2016. History will show that when my postcode starts with a "3", we generally make finals. You're welcome

    I have recorded this one billy.

    I am only too happy for you to be correct next September.

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    Ugh, how about this thread I created in 2013 about how I felt hopeful after watching a Mark Neeld press conference.

    A MARK NEELD press conference.

    http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/topic/34173-hope-i-got-it-back/

    It's like waking up in the middle of the night with an embarrassing memory from high school. You still cringe.

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    I still think we can win the '87 Premiership, every-time, prior to re-watching the Preliminary final match.

    I just watched that game, too....

    Wow, footy's changed! No accountability, no system, no structure...

    We were damned good that day, but the Swans' players had zero accountability for their opponent.

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    I moved from Victoria to Queensland in 2006, it was the last time the MFC played finals. I take full responsibility for the club becoming a mess after my departure.

    To make amends, I've decided to move back to Victoria at the start of 2016. History will show that when my postcode starts with a "3", we generally make finals. You're welcome.

    Where do you need to move for us to win the flag? I'll get on realestate dot com for you.

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    I enjoyed a Billy Joel concert years ago...

    Thats because you can't handle pressure.
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    Thats because you can't handle pressure.

    "The Stranger" is a good album

    It then plummetted sharply!!!

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    "The Stranger" is a good album

    It then plummetted sharply!!!

    Must agree love the pressure song he had plenty of coke in his system then after he stopped that the gig was up apart from the super models what a gifted life.
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    Where do you need to move for us to win the flag? I'll get on realestate dot com for you.

    Ted, the last time we won a flag, Old Dee and WYL were in uniform, and I was still in liquid form.

    Let's just start with finals, and we'll see where that takes us!

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    Ted, the last time we won a flag, Old Dee and WYL were in uniform, and I was still in liquid form.

    Are you now confessing to a drinking problem?

    (I reckon most of us here ought to have a drinking problem.)

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