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Who is the 'Big Fish'?

DistrACTION Jackson
in Melbourne Demons

Select the Big Fish 265 members have voted

  1. 1. Who is the 'Big Fish'

    • Dion Prestia
      58
    • Harley Bennell
      14
    • Josh Kennedy (Swans)
      19
    • Daniel Hannebery
      3
    • Adam Treloar
      7
    • Jaeger O'meara
      47
    • Other
      53

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I think I'll just open this thread tomorrow and trawl through it then.

I'll fill you in now:

There will be a few posters with 'inside info' who won't really go into detail. They won't actually know anything reliable either.

There will be others who will concoct ludicrous trade ideas and believe they we can land someone who is totally out of our reach. The fact Josh Kennedy is on the poll should tell you more than you need to know.

Then dazzle and olisik will have an argument that will fill about 1 and a half pages.

I hope I saved you some time!

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    I'll fill you in now:

    There will be a few posters with 'inside info' who won't really go into detail. They won't actually know anything reliable either.

    There will be others who will concoct ludicrous trade ideas and believe they we can land someone who is totally out of our reach. The fact Josh Kennedy is on the poll should tell you more than you need to know.

    Then dazzle and olisik will have an argument that will fill about 1 and a half pages.

    I hope I saved you some time!

    'Trawl'...

    Oh well.

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    I'll fill you in now:

    There will be a few posters with 'inside info' who won't really go into detail. They won't actually know anything reliable either.

    There will be others who will concoct ludicrous trade ideas and believe they we can land someone who is totally out of our reach. The fact Josh Kennedy is on the poll should tell you more than you need to know.

    Then dazzle and olisik will have an argument that will fill about 1 and a half pages.

    I hope I saved you some time!

    And don't forget there will still be some who think we can land Danger ffs

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    I think I'll just open this thread tomorrow and trawl through it then.

    i sea what you did there

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    I'll fill you in now:

    There will be a few posters with 'inside info' who won't really go into detail. They won't actually know anything reliable either.

    There will be others who will concoct ludicrous trade ideas and believe they we can land someone who is totally out of our reach. The fact Josh Kennedy is on the poll should tell you more than you need to know.

    Then dazzle and olisik will have an argument that will fill about 1 and a half pages.

    I hope I saved you some time!

    You know you use to be cool.....
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    You know you use to be cool.....

    You know I love you mate, but.... I wasn't wrong with what I said above either... ;)

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    Apparently it's a very dangerous fish caught a couple of k's west of Fairhaven Surf Lifesaving Club.

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    You know I love you mate, but.... I wasn't wrong with what I said above either... ;)

    The arguments are generally dazzle calling out olisik for being a t wat, so fair play I reckon.

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    Apparently it's a very dangerous fish caught a couple of k's west of Fairhaven Surf Lifesaving Club.

    Having a troll today are you, mate?

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    The arguments are generally dazzle calling out olisik for being a t wat, so fair play I reckon.

    Dazzles not far behind.
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    Dazzles not far behind.

    Lol who are you again?

    You are about as relevant as a used up condom.

    Now jog along

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    Having a troll today are you, mate?

    Nah, I'm no troll. Just a bit of light hearted banter. Thought I'd throw a couple of lures.

    Unless of course your comment was a pun too?

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    I can see why everyone on here likes you CnB.

    I like to have a joke but name calling is just childish.

    oh yeah act like a weak sniper but if you get some blowback you were only joking

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    I'll fill you in now:

    There will be a few posters with 'inside info' who won't really go into detail. They won't actually know anything reliable either.

    There will be others who will concoct ludicrous trade ideas and believe they we can land someone who is totally out of our reach. The fact Josh Kennedy is on the poll should tell you more than you need to know.

    Then dazzle and olisik will have an argument that will fill about 1 and a half pages.

    I hope I saved you some time!

    Dont' ruin the fun Wiseblood

    This is the most exciting time of the year to be a Dees supporter

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    Anywhoo, back to the big fish. I hope it's not Danger. With Adelaide matching the offer, we'd have to give up Dazzle's left nut to get him in a trade.

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    Anywhoo, back to the big fish. I hope it's not Danger. With Adelaide matching the offer, we'd have to give up Dazzle's left nut to get him in a trade.

    Fair load to give up mate.

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    just thinking, if we are indeed in the hunt for a big fish like danger, to what extent are we hindered by the fact that we know for certain we are going to need about 99% of our future salary cap in order to keep Hogan from leaving? If this is indeed the case could one argue that we are over-compensating by putting way too many eggs in the Hogan basket? What if he does an injury or ends up being just not that great in the end? Just a thought

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    You all realise DubDee dropped the mic on this thread of puns already ??

    Didn't we all do this exact thing last year?

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    Oooooh... it's like Christmas. You know youre getting a present.. but what ?? Lol

    Socks and Jocks....that Bbq you've been eyeing off and leaving all the ad pix laying around.

    Maybe it IS the 70 " telly ..

    We just have to wait i guess :(

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    Anywhoo, back to the big fish. I hope it's not Danger. With Adelaide matching the offer, we'd have to give up Dazzle's left nut to get him in a trade.

    Not really.

    Let me start by prefacing this as saying I don't see us as being a chance to get Dangerdive.

    But....

    If Adelaide match the Cats offer and there is no chance of a deal happening, Danger could wet his pants and decide not to risk ending up in the draft and at Carlscum so rather than take his chances, elects to go with some certainty, signs with us on a 5mill, 5 year deal that has 2 mill in the first year, 750,000 for the next four years. The first years front loading ensures the crows can't match it.

    Not going to happen, but thought I would post it to give the dreamers some hope.

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    Anywhoo, back to the big fish. I hope it's not Danger. With Adelaide matching the offer, we'd have to give up Dazzle's left nut to get him in a trade.

    Sounds like you are having a whale of a time ...

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