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The Jack Viney Made Me Cry Thread

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I love Viney, but I'm disappointed Brent Harvey didn't make an appearance in this thread after last week. Please act in the public interest, Jack.

Im pretty sure he got him a fairly solid tackle in the second or third, resulting in Harvey crunching turf.....

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    i'm pretty sure some time in the future the afl will ban certain types of tackle

    it will widely be known as the viney rule

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    I loved this guy's father who would've and could've run through a brick wall. Jack will do that but he brings more than that. Opponents will be taking shorter steps they way they did when Rod Grinter was running towards them.

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    I loved this guy's father who would've and could've run through a brick wall. Jack will do that but he brings more than that. Opponents will be taking shorter steps they way they did when Rod Grinter was running towards them.

    yep, it's obvious that the human genome must contain a "run through a brick wall" gene.

    once those pesky geneticists find it, watch out

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    Tim Watson did say last year that Jack had his father's DNA, so I think you could be on to something..

    hmmmm, didn't realise timmy had such powers of deduction....obviously a genius

    pity jab didn't inherit his deduction gene

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    Tim Watson did say last year that Jack had his father's DNA, so I think you could be on to something..

    Does DNA stand for Do Not Argue?

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    looks like that scum bruised his elbow.

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    Jack, you're bleeding!

    Naw, happens all the time. Someone else's blood splatters on me. Hey, wait a minute. You're right! You made me bleed my own blood!

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    yep, it's obvious that the human genome must contain a "run through a brick wall" gene.

    once those pesky geneticists find it, watch out

    Some pharmaceutical company probably has a patent on the gene already.We should get a contract with them before the Hawks do.
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    1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

    WTF??? Literally WTF was that?

    An epic tackle. 

    Thug life.

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    4 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

    WTF??? Literally WTF was that?

    I don't know what it's called. Maybe it's called F you.

    Weeewoooweeewaaawooooo

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    14 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

    WTF??? Literally WTF was that?

    You weren't enamored by the way it started? Maverick Weller kicking a goal against us while a creepy fat man is superimposed in the foreground.

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    8 minutes ago, Curry & Beer said:

    You weren't enamored by the way it started? Maverick Weller kicking a goal against us while a creepy fat man is superimposed in the foreground.

    um....against us.......um.....looked like ninthmond to me

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    42 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    um....against us.......um.....looked like ninthmond to me

    oh in that case i take it back

    magnificent video

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    1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

    While watching the video, before you posted it,  i was thinking to myself "Viney better be in this video" Didn't expect him to be #1

     

    might be the best tackle I've ever seen

     

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