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AFL - Round 5 (non MFC Games)

Cards13
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Must watch the first Q tomorrow night

"Festival Hall This Saturday Night...Be there!!

Edit: just saw both incidents on the AFL Website

Both players must get weeks for those. Should be 4 each tbh

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    Must watch the first Q tomorrow night

    "Festival Hall This Saturday Night...Be there!!

    Edit: just saw both incidents on the AFL Website

    Both players must get weeks for those. Should be 4 each tbh

    can you post a link

    thanks

    mark

    ps i can't find them

    forget that thanks , just found them

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    Lewis has given him a massive shiner within seconds, high, reckless, high impact.

    Bye bye

    Hodge will probably get 1 week, low impact
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    Tough choice tonight.

    Watch North and Hawks beat the stuffing out of each other

    or

    Enjoy the classic "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" on SBS.

    I am opting for Monty Python, I know I have seen it many times before but I have also seen the Hawthorn script a million times over. The usual suspects keep winning the contests, good footballers just sick to death of watching them win.

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    I am opting for Monty Python, I know I have seen it many times before but I have also seen the Hawthorn script a million times over. The usual suspects keep winning the contests, good footballers just sick to death of watching them win.

    "Bring out yer Dead.....Bring out yer Dead...."
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    Please tell me you aren't talking about 1954.

    of course i am. We could have had 13 flags....
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    I am opting for Monty Python, I know I have seen it many times before but I have also seen the Hawthorn script a million times over. The usual suspects keep winning the contests, good footballers just sick to death of watching them win.

    I agree. Have flicked over to SBS now and will probably stay there.

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    of course i am. We could have had 13 flags....

    Wow.

    Sorry, but I reckon there's something a little bit sad about holding a 61 year grudge over a missed premiership, especially during such a successful period.

    The only team I have enough energy to hate on an ongoing basis is Essendon, and that's only because they keep giving me new reasons to hate them.

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    Beat me to it. Hodge will have to get at least 3 with an early plea. Lewis at least 2.

    This will test the MRP isn't Daniel Harford the main man? Lewis might use the Merrett vs Pedersen precedent. You know the one where you are going for the ball but accidentally smash a blokes nose all over his face while he is unprotected going for a mark. Hodge/Harford will plead low impact but really a wild swing to the head could have resulted in much worse. I hope North's medical team lodges an exaggerated medical report much like The Crows did to us when Trengove got 3!

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    Wow.

    Sorry, but I reckon there's something a little bit sad about holding a 61 year grudge over a missed premiership, especially during such a successful period.

    The only team I have enough energy to hate on an ongoing basis is Essendon, and that's only because they keep giving me new reasons to hate them.

    I have no interest in other Teams Success

    I am Melbourne. That is it.

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    Are you drunk as well?

    makes no difference

    1954 was a lost opportunity. Could have been 4 in a row even before 58.

    That would have shut up a lot of Filth Supporters over the years!!

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    makes no difference

    1954 was a lost opportunity. Could have been 4 in a row even before 58.

    That would have shut up a lot of Filth Supporters over the years!!

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    makes no difference

    1954 was a lost opportunity. Could have been 4 in a row even before 58.

    That would have shut up a lot of Filth Supporters over the years!!

    I have not heard one single Collingwood supporter say anything about this in my entire life. The *only* people I've ever heard talk about the 50s or 60s are people on this forum. Maybe I'm just young and belligerent, but I find it embarrassing.

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    Poor Andrew Swallow is having a tough night.

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    makes no difference

    1954 was a lost opportunity. Could have been 4 in a row even before 58.

    That would have shut up a lot of Filth Supporters over the years!!

    It's a game for <insert deity of choice>'s sake!

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    I have not heard one single Collingwood supporter say anything about this in my entire life. The *only* people I've ever heard talk about the 50s or 60s are people on this forum. Maybe I'm just young and belligerent, but I find it embarrassing.

    I'm old and I find it embarrassing.

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    North got bashed.

    Eat a bag, whichever Scott it is.

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    North got bashed.

    Eat a bag, whichever Scott it is.

    It's the one that complains a lot. That doesn't help? Ok. It's the one who roughed up an injured Nick Riewoldt. Still nothin'? It's the one who coaches a whinging, staging club full of entitled doofuses. After that, I can't help you. Sorry.

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    what happened to the giants?......got spiflicated.....didn't think meth coke were that good

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    what happened to the giants?......got spiflicated.....didn't think meth coke were that good

    Surprised GWS was that badly beaten.

    Don't read anything into in on West Coast's part though. Flat track bullies. Watch them roll over and be belted by Port (in Adelaide) next week.

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