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FOOTY SHOW PRANK ON BERNIE VINCE

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I know many of us despise the Footy Show and what it has become, but this is absolutely hilarious.

A prank they played tonight on the show that they did on Bernie Vince, with Jack Watts, Crawford (the oldman) and Garry Lyon being all in on it.

Do yourself a favour:

part 1: http://www.9jumpin.com.au/show/aflfootyshow/videos/4206203410001/

part 2: http://www.9jumpin.com.au/show/aflfootyshow/videos/4206341673001/

p.s I'd love to have a beer (or 10) with Bernie.

 
 

Loved bernie reading 50shades. Classic


I am rolling around laughing. Poor Bernie - I love him even more now!!

 

Seriously, when Crawf was first shown on TV as a Old man yelling at Foss I knew the guy had a mask on though I didn't know that it was Crawf

Personally I think it would have been a lot funnier if both Jack and Vince had both been unaware

Plus Knowing it was Crawf before the clip sort of took the sting away

But each to their own and the skit itself was funny for those involved .

One thing though Bernie is to nice a guy to be a Grinter type player .

In fact if anything it makes him look a bit softer

Plus when he thought he was responsible for the Old Man Croaking, I have to admit the look on Bernies Face was priceless

Out of 10 Id rate it a seven on the Laughter scale :)


So we got Bernie for Sylvia in effect

Bernie is not only a great player and leader but hes also a face for the club and the media love him

Its bloody great

There are a few more stunts coming up. Interesting (sorta) to hear Garry say that Montagne did not respond well to the stunt pulled on him.

In regard to Bernie, I seem to remember that with the Crows he was predominantly an outside player and also with us in 2014. This year he has become an inside player without losing his ability to hurt the opposition on the outside. He has become a complete player with both sides to his game. I assume this change is the work of Roos in turning Bernie into such as asset this season.

One of the better things the footy show have done - mind you there isn't a long list.

Bernie comes across as a great bloke. Would be fantastic to be around at a footy club.

Well done to the recruiters.


hahahaha that was a pissa , good stuff loved it

That was great.

Love how Bernie wanted to keep reading coz the old man was enjoying it so much.


About as funny as squeezing your own nuts in a vice clamp.

I find that quite relaxing

What goes on in the Melbourne Club..

You know the rest.

 

Geez, hard not to feel for him at the end when he thinks he's done something horribly wrong.

What a great bloke though, so glad we have him. Even moreso in light on Sylvia's 'retirement'.

What do u know about

About as funny as squeezing your own nuts in a vice clamp.

what do you know about funny, and this from a poster with your avatar, don't find that funny, don't know why demonland let's you use that, considering what do they have suspended me for.

Edited by not angry anymore


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