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Mitch Clark on Paleo Diet

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wtf

big sook must have been getting stuck into some nachos sitting on his a55 all year collecting our paychecks

hate that man so much

Every now and then I come back to 'Land to see what's happening, then I read a post like this and I'm reminded why I shouldn't bother.

 

Every now and then I come back to 'Land to see what's happening, then I read a post like this and I'm reminded why I shouldn't bother.

We're nothing without your moral compass Stuie.

More like the gravy diet.....

He has been on the gravy train for a long time now......
 

Good for you Stuie

He set his Camera to F: a t !!


Some say he has depression,some say inflation.

No two economists can ever agree.

Some say he has depression,some say inflation.

No two economists can ever agree.

but his bank manager gives him a A+++ credit rating

I know what he should eat.
 

He's eaten Sam Blease!

That made me laugh out loud....
FYI -
I've seen a few people on here mention that we are on the Paleo diet.

This is incorrect.

There are small but differences to the diet our boys are on. Our boys can eat Dairy for instance.


Mitch is on a see food diet.

Hate to burst the bubble but he isn't fat, probably lacks a bit of condition.

This was original, no?

Was it, have a look at the last post on The Diet thread. Bout three hours before you started this thread

Hate to burst the bubble but he isn't fat, probably lacks a bit of condition.

tomato...TOMATO !!!

Hate to burst the bubble but he isn't fat, probably lacks a bit of condition.

Yeah, me too. That's it. No belly here, just a bit of undercondtioning.


Every now and then I come back to 'Land to see what's happening, then I read a post like this and I'm reminded why I shouldn't bother.

Scruie ... love you buddy! Where would we be without you? Post on the cliches thread please Stu -- you're (note dumb [censored], your/you're) expert in that area.

Hate to burst the bubble but he isn't fat, probably lacks a bit of condition.

They say that Stalin wasn't really mean,just lacked a bit of empathy.

Every now and then I come back to 'Land to see what's happening, then I read a post like this and I'm reminded why I shouldn't bother.

Scruie ... love you buddy! Where would we be without you? Post on the cliches thread please Stu -- you're (note dumb [censored], your/you're) expert in that area.

Every now and then I come back to 'Land to see what's happening, then I read a post like this and I'm reminded why I shouldn't bother.

well aren't you just a gold-hearted magnanimous saint, defender of all those who carp on our great club

excuse me while I vomit

The guy is just a [censored].

I feel ill just looking at him.


The guy is just a [censored].

I feel ill just looking at him.

I know stuie can be a bore, but there's no need for that!

This is not good.

Really supports the theory that somewhere along the line legitimate issues with mental health were warped to include a crippling lack of accountability to self. A mental health issue as well, but one that can all too easily be 'trained in' with poor advice and support.

This photo shocks me, part of me is hoping it is 'shopped, and it all leaves me worried about Mitch.

At a basic level, he simply can't take to an AFL field in that shape.

Every now and then I come back to 'Land to see what's happening, then I read a post like this and I'm reminded why I shouldn't bother.

Do us a favour, print C&B's post out and stick it to the fridge.

 

The Paleo diet wouldn't do that. I'd say that all things considered, Mitch Clark has been on the SAD diet for a while now.

And yes, it is Photoshopped.

Edited by Chook

And yes, it is Photoshopped.

Definitely not photoshopped


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