Anyone else see Dawes 2 grab a simple mark on the news just then? Cringe worthy

Never seen a player fumble a ball on the first day of preseason before...

The only thing I want to know at this stage is whether Hogan is going to win the coleman

The only thing I want to know at this stage is whether Hogan is going to win the coleman

After next year it'll be called The Hogan.

Ffs at least lets get through the new year before the bagging begins. Flying, burning it up etc etc.

Watts and Toumpas were hopeless today...

The only thing I want to know at this stage is whether Hogan is going to win the coleman

No. They tell me if we draft him McCartin will,

Watts and Toumpas were hopeless today...

Oh noes I sads nows

Watts and Toumpas were hopeless today...

lol

Watts and Toumpas were hopeless today...

So they trained again today, did they?

With Tappy gone Kent is probably our biggest weight/height ratio. I wouldn't say he's fully trimmed down looking at him live but he's progressively getting their and for November he's in good condition. Come March with no interruptions he'll be good.

All those AFL photo's are chosen to be impressive.

Salem is still very thin in the upper body. Photo's flatter him. He was working hard to finish the boxing and push ups. As soon as the footies came out he was a class above though.

As I said earlier Toumpas live is the most impressive in terms of more muscle than what you are used to seeing.

Frost is more lean and athletic in person than the photos. But broad. He and Tom McDonald are certainly much taller and longer than Dunn and much bulkier than Garland. I wonder if the twin towers will work.

Glad for JKH. He was amazing in last years preseason. Just showed everyone up with his enthusiasm for training. I hope he can keep it up now it's not new and now he'll be doing more of it. If today was anything to go by they will be literally and figuratively belted by the boxing trainer.

Sorry to rain on your parade old chap, but spoke to Christian afterwards, he has put on a couple of kilos, and standing next to him he is bigger than last year, they want him to gain strength rather than more size, he and Jack Viney were hardly sweating, both enjoyed the session

The only thing I want to know at this stage is whether Hogan is going to win the coleman

Hey C&B, can you bring back Olivia, I really miss her.

Hey C&B, can you bring back Olivia, I really miss her.

Sorry mate, we had some good times together but it had to come to an end. My heart belongs to Naomi now.

Hey C&B, can you bring back Olivia, I really miss her.

What about Bev?

What about Bev?

Bev was always only yours Redleg.

What about Bev?

sorry to break it to you red

sorry to break it to you red

Gee, Red looks like Sam Newman in that photo.

Gee, Red looks like Sam Newman in that photo.

No, it's Redleg wearing a Sam Newman mask and wig.

No, it's Redleg wearing a Sam Newman mask and wig.

I thought Sam Newman wore a Sam Newman mask & wig.

Sorry to rain on your parade old chap, but spoke to Christian afterwards, he has put on a couple of kilos, and standing next to him he is bigger than last year, they want him to gain strength rather than more size, he and Jack Viney were hardly sweating, both enjoyed the session

You'll have your opinion I'll have mine. No doubt he's a couple of kilos heavier. That's the point of the holiday period. Keep the legs ticking over and do a bit of weights but without the grueling energy sapping games that often make young players lose condition. There was carry on based on your post and from one picture that Salem is all of a sudden significantly bulked up like he's the build of an experienced player (or Jack Viney) and he's not. I'm keen to see them do some more running or even better a time trial to see if he's up there with the midfielders. He's a hard kid so I'm not bothered by strength anyway, he'll build that up, if he has a good preseason on track his fitness will build that's the most important.

I thought Sam Newman wore a Sam Newman mask & wig.

Very Good GM11

You'll have your opinion I'll have mine. No doubt he's a couple of kilos heavier. That's the point of the holiday period. Keep the legs ticking over and do a bit of weights but without the grueling energy sapping games that often make young players lose condition. There was carry on based on your post and from one picture that Salem is all of a sudden significantly bulked up like he's the build of an experienced player (or Jack Viney) and he's not. I'm keen to see them do some more running or even better a time trial to see if he's up there with the midfielders. He's a hard kid so I'm not bothered by strength anyway, he'll build that up, if he has a good preseason on track his fitness will build that's the most important.

Ahh. The first signs of pre season. Posters squabbling and becoming frustrated with Saty. Currently not ignored for me given the change in name. I wonder how long that will last? Looking forward to the reports.

Ahh. The first signs of pre season. Posters squabbling and becoming frustrated with Saty. Currently not ignored for me given the change in name. I wonder how long that will last? Looking forward to the reports.

I trust Saty implicitly.

Maybe because he looks like Santa Claus.

Only he brings the gift of training reports for the good little children and moral condemnation to the naughty.

No, it's Redleg wearing a Sam Newman mask and wig.

So maybe it's Redleg wearing a Bev O'Connor mask and wig.

Ahh. The first signs of pre season. Posters squabbling and becoming frustrated with Saty. Currently not ignored for me given the change in name. I wonder how long that will last? Looking forward to the reports.

I like everything saty brings to DL.reports,inside mail,common sense and brevity.

Plus that beautiful style of upsetting people by throwing thier own mud back at them.

Almost forgot,his love for the mighty Dees.

We love our Devil Inside.

So maybe it's Redleg wearing a Bev O'Connor mask and wig.

sam and i share the same proctologist - dinks

sam and i share the same proctologist - dinks

So your proctologist is feeling down in the dumps??