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Real Footy reports Jack Trengove as saying ""It's going to be a lot of boring time ahead for me, sitting on the coach especially in the next month or so.

"But it's all a part of it."

Perhaps we can await for their next report that Paul Roos has been smothered by our ex captain.

Meanwhile they have advised Eddie Mcguire to "Let it go" Good advise to Eddie in any circumstances. I am not sure what "it" is but can hazard a guess.

 

Real Footy reports Jack Trengove as saying ""It's going to be a lot of boring time ahead for me, sitting on the coach especially in the next month or so.

"But it's all a part of it."

Perhaps we can await for their next report that Paul Roos has been smothered by our ex captain.

Meanwhile they have advised Eddie Mcguire to "Let it go" Good advise to Eddie in any circumstances. I am not sure what "it" is but can hazard a guess.

constipation

Autocorrect sucks bags sometimes.

 

I was reading an article today about a woman with a leech up her nose that grew there for a month.

It got me thinking about the wonders of ancient medicine and I recalled that leeches produce an anticoagulant that will help blood to move to the area where they are applied.

Now I'm sure JT has had enough parasites feeding off him for a lifetime but while he is sitting on the couch playing puzzles I think it would be a great idea to give these suckers a go.

I recall hearing that slow blood flow is the reason the navicular takes so long to heal.

If I am correct I expect to be hired as club Witch Doctor forthwith and i will put my mind to lifting the curse.

Dr Biff,WD.

I was reading an article today about a woman with a leech up her nose that grew there for a month.

It got me thinking about the wonders of ancient medicine and I recalled that leeches produce an anticoagulant that will help blood to move to the area where they are applied.

Now I'm sure JT has had enough parasites feeding off him for a lifetime but while he is sitting on the couch playing puzzles I think it would be a great idea to give these suckers a go.

I recall hearing that slow blood flow is the reason the navicular takes so long to heal.

If I am correct I expect to be hired as club Witch Doctor forthwith and i will put my mind to lifting the curse.

Dr Biff,WD.

"And that my liege is how i know the Earth to be banana shaped"

"Tell me more of this great learning Sir Bedevere & how sheeps bladders can be used to stop earquakes"

"Certainly Sir...."


I was reading an article today about a woman with a leech up her nose that grew there for a month.

It got me thinking about the wonders of ancient medicine and I recalled that leeches produce an anticoagulant that will help blood to move to the area where they are applied.

Now I'm sure JT has had enough parasites feeding off him for a lifetime but while he is sitting on the couch playing puzzles I think it would be a great idea to give these suckers a go.

I recall hearing that slow blood flow is the reason the navicular takes so long to heal.

If I am correct I expect to be hired as club Witch Doctor forthwith and i will put my mind to lifting the curse.

Dr Biff,WD.

Love it Biff, thanks for making work today a little more bearable.

I was reading an article today about a woman with a leech up her nose that grew there for a month.

It got me thinking about the wonders of ancient medicine and I recalled that leeches produce an anticoagulant that will help blood to move to the area where they are applied.

Now I'm sure JT has had enough parasites feeding off him for a lifetime but while he is sitting on the couch playing puzzles I think it would be a great idea to give these suckers a go.

I recall hearing that slow blood flow is the reason the navicular takes so long to heal.

If I am correct I expect to be hired as club Witch Doctor forthwith and i will put my mind to lifting the curse.

Dr Biff,WD.

apparently the leeches in romsey are as big as indian mynahs

you could start a partnership with bbo to harvest them

on the other hand thymosin beta 4 is also noted for increasing vascularisation and freely available on the web

apparently the leeches in romsey are as big as indian mynahs

you could start a partnership with bbo to harvest them

on the other hand thymosin beta 4 is also noted for increasing vascularisation and freely available on the web

I think the EFC should have stuck with the leaches dc

 

I think the EFC should have stuck with the leaches dc

last i heard.....they had one !!!

last i heard.....they had one !!!

I think the count is a little higher bb


Saw this article in The Age. Always makes me wonder when coaches have to make these sort of denials.http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/no-problems-between-demons-and-jack-trengove-says-melbourne-coach-paul-roos-20141104-11h0wa.html

There is no doubt in my mind that if the foot problems had not surfaced that JT would now be a Tiger.

I firmly believe we have seen him play his last game for the MFC.

I don't think PR sees him in his future plans.

Trengove finished !! A physio mate of mine reckons that if he gets back it would be a comeback of enormous proportions.

The fact of the matter is he was all set for Tigerland, he knows it, the Clubs knew it and now that it is all said. He has an existing contract for the rest of the year.

Ok.. as a Melbourne player by all means extend any means available in his recovery. But unless a minor miracle occurs I think it is all over!

The Real question is can we downgrade him to the Rookie list ( with his blessing) which would entail still paying him his contract payments, to create another spot on the list?

This would be "prudent" list management and would be the way I would go!

Trengove finished !! A physio mate of mine reckons that if he gets back it would be a comeback of enormous proportions.

The fact of the matter is he was all set for Tigerland, he knows it, the Clubs knew it and now that it is all said. He has an existing contract for the rest of the year.

I don't agree. Players have been doing Medicals at other clubs plenty of times to not get picked up. They had not even discussed the details. Elliot Kavanagh from essendon did several fitness tests but to no avail.

At the end of the day the foot injury is a big one and here's hoping he recovers. I think we will extend his contract throughout the year if it looks to be healing well

Trengove finished !! A physio mate of mine reckons that if he gets back it would be a comeback of enormous proportions.

The fact of the matter is he was all set for Tigerland, he knows it, the Clubs knew it and now that it is all said. He has an existing contract for the rest of the year.

Ok.. as a Melbourne player by all means extend any means available in his recovery. But unless a minor miracle occurs I think it is all over!

The Real question is can we downgrade him to the Rookie list ( with his blessing) which would entail still paying him his contract payments, to create another spot on the list?

This would be "prudent" list management and would be the way I would go!

Apparently his Doctor disagrees with you.....Expected to make a full recovery..

Apparently his Doctor disagrees with you.....Expected to make a full recovery..

Just like last time Eh?

Just like last time Eh?

So, the word of a "physio mate" has more credibility?

Apparently his Doctor disagrees with you.....Expected to make a full recovery..

But he would say that wouldn't he?

I don't agree. Players have been doing Medicals at other clubs plenty of times to not get picked up. They had not even discussed the details. Elliot Kavanagh from essendon did several fitness tests but to no avail.

At the end of the day the foot injury is a big one and here's hoping he recovers. I think we will extend his contract throughout the year if it looks to be healing well

Absolutely! That is the way you treat players of Jack's stature when they've been injured in service of the club. Not this 'rookie him' rubbish that some have been espousing.

What does a coach potatoe look like?


But he would say that wouldn't he?

No - he'd be risking his reputation to be so bold (assuming he was indeed bold - I;ve no idea what he said). He could have easily covered his bum by inserting a few weasel words, like 'if all goes well, then he will make a full recovery' which is the equivalent of saying if he recovers he will recover.

I was reading an article today about a woman with a leech up her nose that grew there for a month.

It got me thinking about the wonders of ancient medicine and I recalled that leeches produce an anticoagulant that will help blood to move to the area where they are applied.

Now I'm sure JT has had enough parasites feeding off him for a lifetime but while he is sitting on the couch playing puzzles I think it would be a great idea to give these suckers a go.

I recall hearing that slow blood flow is the reason the navicular takes so long to heal.

If I am correct I expect to be hired as club Witch Doctor forthwith and i will put my mind to lifting the curse.

Dr Biff,WD.

My source says he has an imbalance of humors

Consulting "Galens guide to sports medicine" he should be bled a quarter pint and avoid watermelon to reduce his wet bile imbalance

So, the word of a "physio mate" has more credibility?

He has seen these injuries before and so is pretty qualified to speak.

A club Doctor's opinion is valid but so to is a physio who's job it really is to get these players back on the park!

 

I expect the doctor who has actually treated the injury to have the most informed perspective. But your mate is "entitled to his opinion".

No - he'd be risking his reputation to be so bold (assuming he was indeed bold - I;ve no idea what he said). He could have easily covered his bum by inserting a few weasel words, like 'if all goes well, then he will make a full recovery' which is the equivalent of saying if he recovers he will recover.

I agree sue.

similar surgeons said Clark was ok to play with screws in his foot and look how that turned out.

My point I guess is I will believe the problem is fixed when he plays 20 games in 2016


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