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Help break the Norm Smith curse

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nutbean
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The spirit of Norm Smith unfortunately can't make it - something about a calf strain - 4-6 weeks.

Demon trucker
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i am seeking help from all you Demonland demon worshippers, i have been looking up the ancient demon text, on breaking curses this monday is the 31s t of march and on this monday it is a new moon, in

ManDee
ManDee

Sorry, you have got it wrong. It is not the Norm Smith curse. A few years ago I was talking to a bloke from Bonnie Doon and funnily his name is also Norm - seriously. He said he was there in 64, t

Demon trucker Redleg

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After todays game the curse runs deeper then i first thought I hope the true believers turn out in force tonight at midnight to chat to chat to break The curse of norm smith, please this is real, no joke.

Demon trucker Redleg

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Tonight the night, won't know until mitch plays a full season, with dawes and hogan, until this happens the curse is not truly over.

dee-luded Legend

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i am seeking help from all you Demonland demon worshippers, i have been looking up the ancient demon text, on breaking curses this monday is the 31s t of march and on this monday it is a new moon, in the ancient text if this chant is recited at midnight on a new moon if it will end a curse, And it will bring in a new era.

So if many believe, and if many recite the chant at midnight on the 31st of march monday night, when the new moon is in the sky.

oh the man of the underworld, oh dear spirit of norm smith, arise awaken at the sight of a new era,norm smith forgive the past, this is the present a new club, let it once again be great and mighty, let the demons football club rise above the football world, enough time has passed let the healing begin, enough time has passed

So how many believe, so how many will join me and recite the chat.

is it a new moon tonight, is it?

maybe a new leaf will unfurl tonight as well?

angrydee Redleg

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Perhaps the group chant should be held around Norm's statue. Thirteen members randomly selected and holding hands. Some old rope (preferably from Miller's) could be burnt as an offering to thr footy gods.

Biffen Legend

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How could a coach who was once a Fitzroy Champion lead us out of the darkness?

I will buy in to the curse being lifted but must we do it on April Fools night ?

We have to get this right - so I hope those with training in the occult arts don't make a mistake

Without Lord Weavers words of guidance I will give paganism a shot.

Bitter but optimistic Legend

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How could a coach who was once a Fitzroy Champion lead us out of the darkness?

I will buy in to the curse being lifted but must we do it on April Fools night ?

We have to get this right - so I hope those with training in the occult arts don't make a mistake

Without Lord Weavers words of guidance I will give paganism a shot.

Everytime I bend over I think of Lordweaver.

Craig Drinker Mighty Demon

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I think an open apology to the descendants of Norm might help. Or a field trip by Demonlanders to Norm's grave and a service.

Does anyone know where Norm is buried? Maybe we can revive him and he can solve our issues up forward?

Desperate times call for desperate measures. There has to be some sort of official apology to break the curse imo.

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Demon trucker Redleg

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It is still a new moon, chant my chant now, I have form I've done a chant before on this site in 2004 it almost worked it run out by round 18, until the curse struck again

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Norm Smith's Curse Redleg

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In the NFL the New Orlean Saints were constant strugglers with dismal seasons in succession and really bad luck with injuries, player management and weird bad things.

in desperation their supporters (who wore bags on their heads to hide their faces in shame) held a voodoo ceremony in their home ground at the start of the season to break the curse. It worked and not long after they started to succeed - eventually winning a super bowl...

dumb I know but it makes you wonder if you list all the bad luck beginning with poor old Troy Broadbridge.

Norm Smith's Curse Redleg

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The new Orleans saints in the NFL had to organize a full on voodoo curse breaking thing at the start of their season to break their curse or bad juju - and if you read their story it read like ours but without our old history of success.

voodoo is the go.

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Just on the Saints, I was telling my brother & sister about the bag heads at the game on Sunday and said we should start doing it if the team doesn't improve by the end of the year.

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Mgdee Demon

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The demon bagheads - I like it!

More like the bugg-heard demons

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In the NFL the New Orlean Saints were constant strugglers with dismal seasons in succession and really bad luck with injuries, player management and weird bad things.

in desperation their supporters (who wore bags on their heads to hide their faces in shame) held a voodoo ceremony in their home ground at the start of the season to break the curse. It worked and not long after they started to succeed - eventually winning a super bowl...

dumb I know but it makes you wonder if you list all the bad luck beginning with poor old Troy Broadbridge.

If the MCC members do, then I'm in as well.

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spread the word...

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I said not long ago that Demonland would have officially jumped the shark if people began advocating we set up car park rituals to resurrect Norm Smith.
Resurrecting Norm hasn't been suggested but we are getting close. I call on the mods to close down Demonland for whatever dignity it has left. ;)

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I am astounded that a few have not been on here demanding the thread be closed.

It's just some light-hearted fun OD. We need to be able to poke fun at ourselves because if we don't laugh we'll cry.

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