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Ian Ziering as a development coach

chookrat
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So last night my wife and I watched Sharknado and were amazed at Ian Zering and the qualities he brought to the film. I think someone of his calibre could really help, and who knows he could become a candidate to replace Roos.

Here is what I think he'd bring:

Firstly, he would bring skills in abundance. He's an amazing surfer and is good at fighting sharks, not to mention the ladies love him.

Secondly, he is courageous and has leadership in spades. The players would listen and respond to his words.

Thirdly, he is an awesome actor and celebrity who would bring in sponsors, members and the rich LA celebrity.

Discuss.....

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    Stopped reading here

    LOL

    Threadtato.

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    Off to the pub now chaps, cheereo

    By your OP I thought you had been there for some time chookrat.

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    So last night my wife and I watched Sharknado and were amazed at Ian Zering and the qualities he brought to the film. I think someone of his calibre could really help, and who knows he could become a candidate to replace Roos.

    Here is what I think he'd bring:

    Firstly, he would bring skills in abundance. He's an amazing surfer and is good at fighting sharks, not to mention the ladies love him.

    Secondly, he is courageous and has leadership in spades. The players would listen and respond to his words.

    Thirdly, he is an awesome actor and celebrity who would bring in sponsors, members and the rich LA celebrity.

    Discuss.....

    I think Nathan Jones has probably got him covered so it is a no from me. Btw , How is it that you were watching a movie with your wife? Don't you guys have the opposite tastes like every other couple? Is Sharknado a chick flick?

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    So last night my wife and I watched Sharknado and were amazed at Ian Zering and the qualities he brought to the film. I think someone of his calibre could really help, and who knows he could become a caindidate to replace Roos.

    Here is what I think he'd bring:

    Firstly, he would bring skills in abundance. He's an amazing surfer and is good at fighting sharks, not to mention the ladies love him.

    Secondly, he is courageous and has leadership in spades. The players would listen and respond to his words.

    Thirdly, he is an awesome actor and celebrity who would bring in sponsors, members and the rich LA celebrity.

    Discuss.....

    Haha, quite possibly the most lame, yet thoroughly enjoyable film I have seen in some time

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    I think Nathan Jones has probably got him covered so it is a no from me. Btw , How is it that you were watching a movie with your wife? Don't you guys have the opposite tastes like every other couple? Is Sharknado a chick flick?

    I told her I'd swing the leg over if she watched it with me. She obliged.

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    I told her I'd swing the leg over if she watched it with me. She obliged.

    You're all class, you old charmer chookrat. ;);)

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    This has to be in the top 10 worst threads of all time.

    Well done sir.

    Thanks BBP, its been a tough few weeks on DL without Enyaw so I wanted to write something he'd be proud of.

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    I came in here ready to joke that it's funny that our development coach has the same name as the guy from 90210. Now I wish I hadn't clicked to open the thread.

    abe-simpson-gif.gif

    Best. GIF. Ever.

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    Magic mushies?

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    Best. GIF. Ever.

    Totally. Love it.

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    I reckon it's time for the club to put a call out to Ian and see what it will take to pack up his Malibu lifestyle and move to cosmopolitan Melbourne. 

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