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Tried to log in last night twice and received the error but was left excited that both times when it failed the page was ever so kind to leave a YouTube video up.

The first was highlights vs Carlton in the 2000 finals, the second was the great Jacko kicking a bag vs the pies.

Made my night, thanks guys

 

If this one isn't up to scratch it's going to be where the F is Nasher, because I'm going to flee to the Seychelles or something. :P

I was starting to wonder why all the carry on.. I kept reading about the error. Every time I logged on twas ok. But alas, it seemed I was just lucky when I choose to lurk or login, that was until my luck run out.
Dont worry Nasher there will be a poll held before your plight is decided, should we encounter any more server down errors,
..........on the nasher stoning. How big a rock to throw. Then your pitiful corpse will be dumped at Victoria Park :)
Nice work to all involved on restoring 'Land back to it former reliable self. Houston we have a problem... Not any more Nasher is on the job.
 

The site is working beautifully in the badlands of Romsey. I've set up a second console in the barn so that "the lads" remain up to date.

Perhaps a bottle of Moet to sweeten up Mrs Nasher?


Hi Nasher, there seems to be an issue, for me anyway trying to log into page '110' of the 'trade draft rumour thread.... 109 & 111 will all open as any other page I've tried, except the dreaded page 110?

as if its the 'Lift' with the 13th floor? it just won't stop there?

Hi Nasher, there seems to be an issue, for me anyway trying to log into page '110' of the 'trade draft rumour thread.... 109 & 111 will all open as any other page I've tried, except the dreaded page 110?

as if its the 'Lift' with the 13th floor? it just won't stop there?

Having the same problem on my phone. All other pages seem okay.

Having the same problem

Warning: mysql_query(): Unable to save result set in /home/nasher/public_html/forums/ips_kernel/classDbMysqlClient.php on line 189

demonland.com Driver Error

 

Same issue here...

WHAT RUMOURS AM I MISSING??!!

I will make one myself to calm me down; Jamar for Pick 2 and Stephen Colbert?

No, that doesn't make sense, we have pick 2!!


Is anyone else's "like" button under profile not working or is that just me?

Not a big problem just curious.

I am still getting this error on the rumour thread

demonland.com Driver Error

What can I do about it?

Cheers

Nothing at the moment. It is only page 110. I have alerted Nasher but he's done his hard yards for the site this week so please be patient.

Thanks for letting me know.

Cheers


Just curious, did anyone else's demonland cut out from about 5 to 8 or was it just my net??

off the air for a while

Just curious, did anyone else's demonland cut out from about 5 to 8 or was it just my net??

yep

someone didnt feed the hamsters !!


We've been experiencing some issues but are upgrading our new hosting plan to double the specs. This should solve all the issues we've been having unfortunately it comes at double the price.

This is a very diplomatic way of saying - " we need a few extra dollars guys". So come on D'landers kick in a few extra quids. Imagine a life without the opportunity to read the pearls of wisdom we get on this site.

This is a very diplomatic way of saying - " we need a few extra dollars guys". So come on D'landers kick in a few extra quids. Imagine a life without the opportunity to read the pearls of wisdom we get on this site.

I have just payed up, I admit I should have and meant to earlier but I can be a skinflint at times. Anyway got to keep this site operating so I encourage others to cough up.

 

We've been experiencing some issues but are upgrading our new hosting plan to double the specs. This should solve all the issues we've been having unfortunately it comes at double the price.

Time to fork over a few extra bucks if you can folks. Demonland is the football lifeblood for Demon diehards like many (probably most) of us.


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