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GAME DAY

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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Well, looks like it's all over.

I really really hope Roos signs and we start improving because I have had an absolute gutful of this team. We are soft, dumb and slow.

Thank god we get a nice long break from this horrible horrible club.

I hope these umpires are sacked. They are disgusting and they ruin the game each and every week.

 

It's not a block on Minson you spud. It's called a ruck contest.

 

Sounds a lot likt the umps are playing for the dogs right now. Even Wallace says it should have gone the other way.


WHAT THE FRAK WAS THAT???

Go and shove it up your arse umpires.

Neil Craig it's your last match please go down and smash your whiteboard over the heads of the moronic umpires who have bent us over and repeatedly raped us HARD

I said this would happen [censored] typical [censored] no midfield costs us and they continually have three or four numbers to our one. No wonder they have kicked 7 this quarter
 

Looks like the Bulldogs have father-sonned the umpires as well!


OMG MCDONALD ARE YOU RETARDED FOR GOD SAKE !!! not only can you not kick you are mentally disabled

No more comments like that please... Completely unnecessary!!!

26 clearances to 10

what does this Royal fella get paid for?

Mckenzie with 2 disposals. Seriously for a center player starting 18 this is attrocious. We may as well have 17 players on the field


26 clearances to 10

what does this Royal fella get paid for?

Hopefully his last match with this club has offered us nothing for years

Jimmy Toumpas needs to work harder!

Toumpas worked hard when Rob Murphy sprinted off down the ground when Griffen had the free and he busted a gut to follow him all the way down

Mckenzie with 2 disposals. Seriously for a center player starting 18 this is attrocious. We may as well have 17 players on the field

his opponent on 10 touches. 5 times as many touches. We are better off just not having a tagger

26 clearances to 10

what does this Royal fella get paid for?

It's been a Royal disaster since he arrived at the club. Not a midfield coaches left knacker.

his opponent on 10 touches. 5 times as many touches. We are better off just not having a tagger

Duds everywhere in our midfield, lazy lazy duds.

More possessions in this mallee than we've had all season.

Will Minson does have a seriously punchable head. I'd throw a hit too.


That's more like it! Good from Jordie not taking [censored] for Minson. Gawn and Sylvia having a go.

If only they showed that much effort on the field.

That's more like it! Good from Jordie not taking [censored] for Minson. Gawn and Sylvia having a go.

If only they showed that much effort on the field.

Didn't even realise he was out here till then.

Hopefully his last match with this club has offered us nothing for years

Toumpas worked hard when Rob Murphy sprinted off down the ground when Griffen had the free and he busted a gut to follow him all the way down

Okay, Toumpas needs to get better.

 

How is it that we're making a team who was touted as bottom 3 look like this years premiers.

Happens every week and I'm over it.


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