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GAME DAY

The Great Pretender
in Melbourne Demons

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There are a few passengers out there today. I'd like to see more desperation and a greater sense of urgency.

 

A lot of joggers, not many hard runners.

Peterson, Grimes, Dunn. Very casual players ATM.

 

A lot of joggers, not many hard runners.

Peterson, Grimes, Dunn. Very casual players ATM.

They only sprint when they have to, sprinting needs to be their first option.

Dont run hard enough. Dont dispose well enough. Kent has been gifted games for a month so I am not surprised. Spencer cracking in well but Gawn and Fitz as well is too tall.

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Tappy is our most effective player.

Watts close behind.

Toump-get some grippo son.

Fitzy-on the highlight reel forever that one.

Spence-big ,clumsy,puts in.

Pedo-you dont need an invite to tackle-keep your f^&*ing feet in the contest.

Can we please learn to defend. Basic errors like trying to chop the ball off in flight, not getting there and suddenly opposition is away. HOLD THE [censored] PLAYER UP. useless.

It's poor coaching from Craig to keep rewarding players when they have a long stretch of bad games, especially after our pathetic display last week.

 

Why is Gawn playing? To Give Spencer a chop out? He's giving us nothing up forward. We've gone too tall today. That may well be another poor Craig move.

Gawn did play very well against them last time at the G. I understand Craig's thinking that he wants to stretch their tall's.

We are the worst AFL side in the history of the game right now.

Zero pride as a team. So sad.


Dont run hard enough. Dont dispose well enough. Kent has been gifted games for a month.

Meanwhile a potential ok midfield option continues to rot at Casey (magnet). Too many talls, not enough mid field rotations to help Jones etc. poor coaching selection (again) by Craig & co.

Another black mark against Craig continuing. The negatives continue to mount by the week for him being considered beyond this season.

Good first quarter by SIlvia - watched two of his runs through the guts which caused two goals.

Turnovers are killing us. Two of their three last in the first quarter were from turnovers...

Grimes stuffing up again.

why the [censored] do we constantly kickit into the man on the mark

happens EVERY WEEK

so many retards on this team


I'm not a huge fan but Clisby has been good today.

Tapscott and Clisby aren't good enough.

How does Toumpas end up minding Phil Davis from a GWS kick out? Is there anyone out there with half a brain?


We've been peppering the goals but missing, they go up the other end once and get a goal. That hurts.

 

Typical half ass efforts. Bunch of heartless pricks. Where is the gut running ffs

You know what this feels like? Being burnt alive.

I don't know how that actually feels, but I imagine the pain would be similar.


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