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Another prerequisite is to hail the appointment of a new high draft pick / fatherson pick, coach, CEO, president etc as the saviour of our club and when they dont turn things around within 2 seasons we must blame them for our lack of success for the past 50 years.

Also when a prospective coach or out of contract player hasnt yet resigned we must analyse and read into every word spoken in the media from the perspective of either a niave or jaded partner in an insecure relationship, never taking what is said at face value.

 

Another prerequisite is to hail the appointment of a new high draft pick / fatherson pick, coach, CEO, president etc as the saviour of our club and when they dont turn things around within 2 seasons we must blame them for our lack of success for the past 50 years.

Also when a prospective coach or out of contract player hasnt yet resigned we must analyse and read into every word spoken in the media from the perspective of either a niave or jaded partner in an insecure relationship, never taking what is said at face value.

Don't forget to call for them to be sacked either

Hey Everyone. I have finally managed to create an account here after so long being denied due to my email address.

Id like to start by saying, like most of you, I have been an avid Demons since i was born. My father and his father before him.

I drifted away from the Dees when I was in my teens and have only since found my love for them again since 2010.

My partner and I are committed to remaining Trident Members for as long as we both can.

I truly hope and pray that the Club will emerge from its Darkest Days and shine as bright as ever in the competition.

It breaks my heart a little bit more each time we lose, but im hopeful that now, we are on the right track and success is within the foreseeable future.

I look forward to being an active member here, and sharing thoughts and opinions on the current and future of the club.

Regards,

Jeremy

Hi Jeremy,

You will need to clearly align yourself on the side of optimism or pessimism. Optimism offers hope and uncertainty. Pessimism offers misery and hopelessness. Please choose and declare your allegiance before going any further. Either way we expect unwavering commitment.

GO DEES!

 

I think all us nut cases scared him off demonland

Welcome aboard, you will find you have entered a cross between Blokesworld, Today Tonight, Hillsong and the Demons chapter of the group protesting against the Tecoma McDonald's.

I could have guessed most of the welcoming committee who have posted felicitations previously, as long as you agree with whatever piece of ridiculousness they come up with now and again, you will be fine......although speaking for myself I find it rather more entertaining not to............hands poised above the keyboard at the ready are they WYL?


he might just be vision challenged biffo

we all are.....only using one eye

Ah ..... Just in time for the preseason. We will be flying around the track in no time.

 

Hey Everyone. I have finally managed to create an account here after so long being denied due to my email address.

Id like to start by saying, like most of you, I have been an avid Demons since i was born. My father and his father before him.

I drifted away from the Dees when I was in my teens and have only since found my love for them again since 2010.

My partner and I are committed to remaining Trident Members for as long as we both can.

I truly hope and pray that the Club will emerge from its Darkest Days and shine as bright as ever in the competition.

It breaks my heart a little bit more each time we lose, but im hopeful that now, we are on the right track and success is within the foreseeable future.

I look forward to being an active member here, and sharing thoughts and opinions on the current and future of the club.

Regards,

Jeremy

Hey! We have the same name.

I already prefer you to 95% of the members on here.

Fresh fish! Fresh fish! Fresh fish! Fresh Fish!

i've been slowing trying to tunnel out of this forum for 19 years


Ah ..... Just in time for the preseason. We will be flying around the track in no time.

Hey, our pre-season started about 14 weeks ago!

I wonder whether WYL's Welcome to the Fun House comment was a subtle suggestion that we are a bunch of Stooges?

Are you sure it was your email account preventing you from starting up your account?

I had to pass a skinfold test, before being excepted. Thick skinned is a must.

if you need to open a poll of anything Range Rover is your man. He is also an expert on being sent to the cooler, and not bad at slipping thru the bars.

Enjoy being part of the mentally insane. If you notice any inflictions arise from this point onwards, I suggest you see your doctor post haste.

Welcome aboard.

Allow me to summarise the entirety of Deemonland forums for you so you don't feel left out:

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I find gifs help ease the pain.

Welcome to the madhouse! You don't have to be crazy to post on here, but it makes it easier (speaking from personal experience, of course :blink:)


Just follow my lead young man - I'll set you right.

Said the Christian Brother

Just follow my lead young man - I'll set you right.

Nefarious advice from a man who conducts his business from Burma.

Welcome aboard.

Allow me to summarise the entirety of Deemonland forums for you so you don't feel left out:

LFyp0.gif

I find gifs help ease the pain.

The actually increase mine

But welcome aboard emineNce

god bless you my son


Lordweaver, as atheistic as i often am on here , I would like you to pluck something from the bible for our virginal brethren , if it please thou.

Our performances of late have left me weak of will.

Lordweaver, as atheistic as i often am on here , I would like you to pluck something from the bible for our virginal brethren , if it please thou.

Our performances of late have left me weak of will.

methinks ye partake of thye vapours too much, biffo

 

god bless you my son

Well done Lord. I'm sure your timely comments will encourage our new convert to take part in all the morally and spiritually uplifting aspects of Demonland.

And be sure to question the voracity of Ben Hur's posts

.....and to be prepared to be pilloried by the aforesaid BH for such improprieties as using caps for emphasis in your posts .

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