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Boofhead bogan.

Maher makes me weep.

Just has the knack of being able to crush the humour, life, subtlety out of every moment.

Yobb tosspot.

I hate him more than is reasonable.

Such a blokes bloke.

And a [censored].

I take it you dont listen to him anymore??

forgot the sign for intended humour. Its the best I can do but I do enjoy reading most other contributors

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Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

Sure am

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throw in Anthony Hudson being interviewed on the scoreboard.

Have always wanted to belt that little pretty boy.

Is it just me?

No, its Huddo, he's just, very spankable.... :huh:

...wonder if he likes leather & chains...

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How 'bout this ...

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Nickelback and Linkin Park... I'm assuming that those suggestions are an attempt at humour because there's no way they can be seriously considered. I would honestly rather Kesha or Katie Perry. At least people would think that it would be a [censored] take... What the hell are you thinking!?

You'll never walk alone is a great suggestion. Love the Liverpool fans singing it at a packed Anfield.

No Western pop song should ever take place at the G before we run out. Otherwise I will relinquish my membership and follow Collingwood.

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There are plenty of songs, though fond of Men at Work, however I wish that they would play the second verse of our Club song after we win.

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How about we just walk out to some beat poetry from someone like Lawrence Ferlinghetti or Allen Ginsberg? Would confundicate the opposition and we could maybe get a jump on them for a change.

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I suppose Essendon run out too the Angels take a long line...

Too soon?

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'This time i'm playing to win' - LRB

:)

Lol nek minnit they use that against us in the tanking investigation

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Lets see how we play before we start picking out hard ass anthems. By round 6 we may wanna play "Send in the Clowns" if the past few seasons are anything to go by.

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How about we just walk out to some beat poetry from someone like Lawrence Ferlinghetti or Allen Ginsberg? Would confundicate the opposition and we could maybe get a jump on them for a change.

I'm thinking more along the lines of Morgan Freeman's narration in Shawshank Redemption

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Lets see how we play before we start picking out hard ass anthems. By round 6 we may wanna play "Send in the Clowns" if the past few seasons are anything to go by.

Girls just wanna have fun. By Cyndi Lauper. if we look anything like 2011or 2012.

How about we just walk out to some beat poetry from someone like Lawrence Ferlinghetti or Allen Ginsberg? Would confundicate the opposition and we could maybe get a jump on them for a change.

Awesome idea too.

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How about we just walk out to some beat poetry from someone like Lawrence Ferlinghetti or Allen Ginsberg? Would confundicate the opposition and we could maybe get a jump on them for a change.

Marvellous word hardtack...very woody....puts you in line for the Kevin Rudd Word of the Week Award (KRWWA)

"I am baffled by your flim-flammerish hammerings and globulous bing-bangerings. The streamsplosive flutterifications confundicate my aurally oriented earholes."

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Marvellous word hardtack...very woody....puts you in line for the Kevin Rudd Word of the Week Award (KRWWA)

Wow, I didn't know anyone else had ever used that word, and there you go quoting someone named 999ArchAngel999 off some really obscure YouTube clip comment. And further investigation shows it was used (possibly) by none other than Harry Potter.

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Girls just wanna have fun. By Cyndi Lauper. if we look anything like 2011or 2012.

Awesome idea too.

Cyndi Lauper, perfect for Danihers group.

This new Breed Demon needs some mongrel at its heels.

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or James Hird - "Leaving on a Jet Plane"

or perhaps "Puff the Magic Dragon"

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Seeing as we get a fair number of Sunday games perhaps "Lazy Sunday afternoon"

That would get the boys in to the right frame of mind, all relaxed and drifting away through the game.

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