C'mon everyone.

I think it's time we laid all our eggs on the table.

Stan Alves: "He gets a big tick on the back"

Mark Maclure: "You know what? We'll just have to wait and see how the deckchairs fall"

"see you later crocodile"

I wouldn't eat that with a ten foot pole

Your as useless as tits on a bull

That isn't a mixed metaphor.

A colleague once told me I was as loose as a cannon.

People who live in glass houses should get out and smell the roses

(do people actually live in glass houses?)

People who live in glass houses should get out and smell the roses

(do people actually live in glass houses?)

Seriously doubt it!

People who live in glass houses should get out and smell the roses

(do people actually live in glass houses?)

Actually, yes. Well, at least one person...Phiilip Johnson's Glasshouse

"Its no skin off my back." - Olisik, Nov 14th Training thread.

Missed the apostrophe too

"The [censored] is going to hit the roof."

Up [censored] creek wihout a fan

I don't think it's a mixed metaphor, but what really annoys me is when people say "That will learn you!" Now call me stupid.....but wouldn't it be "teach?"

Edited November 14, 201212 yr by Demonator

"The hand's on the other foot."

Don't count on your fishfingers, when the chips are still in the woodpile.

"Don't count your eggs before they hatch"

A colleague once told me I was as loose as a cannon.

you must be an age journo,

my dear watson?

Jack Dyer " He extends his arms into the air like giant testicles to take the mark"

Not really a mixed metaphor but it still makes me laugh.

"Their coming home with a wet sail". Somehow in football speak this means exactly the opposite of what it does in sailing.

I don't think it's a mixed metaphor, but what really annoys me is when people say "That will learn you!" Now call me stupid.....but wouldn't it be "teach?"

I think you will find that the people who say this have watched one to many Simpsons episodes.

You shouldn't throw wood in loose beavers.

"It's all the same, 6 dozen of one, half of another"

Clint Bartram just gave a good one in his exit interview with Burgan.

Talking about his plans for the immediate future...

"I've got a few things in the pipe works"

Batram just gave a good one in his exit interview with Burgan.

Talking about his plans for the immediate future...

"I've got a few things in the pipe works"

Just like he's had a few pies on the go recently.

Not so much a mixed metaphor as a mangled maxim, but i hate it when people say the "the proof will be in the pudding".

The proof of the pudding is in the eating!