This is a new series of threads where I'll ask a question where the answer must be in the form of a players name.

This weeks question: "Which Melbourne player would you want to marry your daughter?"

My Answer: Jack Watts

"good times" grimes.

she'd be safe with him

as long as its not brock mcclean........that guy is a t anker.

when i first read the title of this thread i thought you were asking "which former players were going to the AFL and stating we tanked when they played back in 2009?".

That would have been much more fun.

But in regards to YOUR question my answer is Mitch Clark.

Oh wait, thats who i'd want to marry me.

damn.

pass.

Edited November 2, 201213 yr by The Song Formerly Known As

Well DJ I have a Son and sadly no daughter. However if I had a daughter I think she'd be safe with my hard working and messy Son. He's got a good Vibe and is a ethically sound character. Therefore I must choose a Melbourne player similar to my 22 yo Son.

A few years ago would of selected Simon Godrey.

How bout Dawsey?

Jesus wept! Can't we come up with a better thread than this?

Jesus wept! Can't we come up with a better thread than this?

how about a jack watts thread?

how about a jack watts thread?

The tears just got bigger.

Jesus wept! Can't we come up with a better thread than this?

I'm anticipating your thread with much excitement

Edited November 2, 201213 yr by Demon Jack

I'm anticipating your thread with much excitement

Now you're getting it. You are far better off anticipating mine than wallowing in the shallows of yours.

I think it's clever.

I have two older sons but Mrs jumbo returns was always keen on Stinga.

If I had a daughter, I'd be happy if she was to marry either skipper or Nicho.

Jack Trengove.

Have you seen you his "Getting to Know" video? While other players are bringing in golf clubs or their kids, he brings in a book about Moon Bears. Because he's an ambassador for their charity. That's how good he is. He's Mother Theresa with a wicked sling tackle.

my 2 little girls ages 7 and 5 have numbers 11 and 9 on their jumpers ...

"good times" grimes.

she'd be safe with him

as long as its not brock mcclean........that guy is a t anker.

The question was which Melbourne player, not which Carltank player.

The question was which Melbourne player, not which Carltank player.

he WAS a melbourne player - i took liberties with the question.

Mi missus loves jonesy.

Should I worry?

he WAS a melbourne player - i took liberties with the question.

Former Melbourne players are accepted.

Why so many weird profile pics?

I get that this is fun thread, but the last thing I want is for my daughter to marry an AFL player. I could think of nothing worse.

NO FOOTBALLERS ARE GETTING NEAR MY DAUGHTER!

Mi missus loves jonesy.

Should I worry?

Mine too, think its the tatts

My daughters only seven months old and she won't be allowed near boys let alone footballers.

I do have a man crush on Sam Blease though.

My daughters only seven months old and she won't be allowed near boys let alone footballers.

I do have a man crush on Sam Blease though.

my daughters 19 months, and she wont be allowed out until she's 25 and I will still chaperon!

I get that this is fun thread, but the last thing I want is for my daughter to marry an AFL player. I could think of nothing worse.

What about a Rugby League player?

Jesus wept! Can't we come up with a better thread than this?

I don't know Boy George have any better ideas

Sorry I`m not having really good time right now

Edited November 3, 201213 yr by 7-UP

I consider myself a pretty cool old fart but if my daughter ever entertained the thought of hooking up with a footballer I'd go all medieval on her and bring out the chastity belt. Seriously if I had to choose I guess it would either Captain or perhaps Watts and Nicho but never ever Col Silvia. Although if she ever bought a Journalist home Col might be looking good.