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Thanks belzebub59, kind of regretting my first post now though. Felt like i went head over the ball and got smashed lol.

some of our illustrous players could do a lot worse !!

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some of our illustrous players could do a lot worse !!

So true, so very true.

Well I must agree 100%. 'No.1 P_ick' would be the best sign out there.

You got Tom, we got Mitch

We got goals, you got stitched.. ?? lol

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so biased. mitch Clark has been great, no doubt. but scully has been averaging 21 touches a game without having a full pre-season. Scully is 4 years away from his peak too

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"No.1 P_ick!" succinctly makes the point with enough class & such hilarity. It MUST be prominent at the ground & the only way to be certain is to have SEVERAL "No.1 P_ick!" signs brought by different people in to different stands! Please.

Being on numerous signs around the ground will really make the point, get tv time & pictures in newspapers. Otherwise we're carrying all our eggs in one basket & it could easily be missed, something could go wrong & the one sign mightn't even make it in to the ground etc.. I imagine Lucifer's hero would feel honoured to have come up with the favourite.

Also loving:

Just down for a look, Tom? (McQueen) $cul-lie (Range) Will lie for money (Sloonie) Scully is a w@nker! (disco Demon) "$cummy" (Brock Machine) Paybacks a [censored] (Face your Demons -ONLY AFTER we've won -if we win!) etc..

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Had a dream about this thread last night. Whole of the G was covered in banners around the fence. The AFL came out and spray painted over the lot 15min before the game so we pulled more out.

Then somehow the playing surface sunk underground so that you coudn't see the banners and my hotel room was flooded, and that's where the weird started.

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so biased. mitch Clark has been great, no doubt. but scully has been averaging 21 touches a game without having a full pre-season. Scully is 4 years away from his peak too

Thats if his knee isn't totally shot by then.

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so biased. mitch Clark has been great, no doubt. but scully has been averaging 21 touches a game without having a full pre-season. Scully is 4 years away from his peak too

Unless he learns to kick a ball he will never reach the heights.(not to say that he cant learn-Deisel Williams did)

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Talented

Or

Mercenary

$

Can't

Undo

Lies

Little

Yob

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"We just sent Max to the pub, he'll share his drinks with you after the match"

Get this on the banner. Classic.

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SCULLDUGGERY

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cant believe the pies had a president called Ronald McDonald haha

And they've continued with the Clown theme to this current day..

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You say "Tom Scully's in town

So don't go to the snow?"

Well Kev, it's our ground and our game

So prepare for a show.

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$ully Filth

Sandra says Hi !!!

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cant believe the pies had a president called Ronald McDonald haha

I think it was Ranald McDonald ...he family owned The Age

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