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Morton - No.4 pick in 2007. What has he developed into? He is a soft and spineless player! I have never seen him win a contested possession.

You- Pick nothing, never. What have you developed into? A nothing, who sits on his armchair, eating crisps, potting players! I have never seen you win anything.

Morton far from the worst, and I have been a critique of Morton in the past. At least I can see an improvement.

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I'm just going to throw my head phones into the wall at work and say F*&% a few more times today.

The last time I did we slammed on 3 quick goals.

Leave it to me.

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Riv working very hard. Getting a bit angry and frustrated as well.

Blease went missing in Q2. Tappy popped up for a couple.

Jones just looks that much fitter than almost every other Melbourne player.

Clark's 2nd effort tackle on Tarrant was nice too.

Overall, not hard enough. Not enough hard running especially.

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Im just sick of Howe Jones Clark Grimes being the only ones turning up everyweek

Playing on in contests, handballing to no one, being so unaware of whats around us, mucking up every run and carry, its just pathetic

and the umpiring yes is shocking - its amazing how many calls go against us. However it doesnt make any difference we would be battered anyway but the magner holding the ball decision could be the worst ive ever seen

And why is Swan not tagged. 23 touches with no one anywhere near him

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You- Pick nothing, never. What have you developed into? A nothing, who sits on his armchair, eating crisps, potting players! I have never seen you win anything.

Morton far from the worst, and I have been a critique of Morton in the past. At least I can see an improvement.

No need to judge me mate, i do not know you and you do not know me. I am a member and i have every right to comment on what i have 'witnessed' from certain players such as Morton over a number of years. And i am not alone in my opinion. Lastly, I am very successful in the career i chose mate so i suggest you keep your judgement to your own arm chair and the scales you stand on yourself!

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Who the hell is on Beams and Swan? They are tearing us apart. Jordie doing a good job on Daisey.

Jordie needs to get touches, u dnt win games chasing other players around all day.

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nice bit of space-guarding there Riv.. well done

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No need to judge me mate, i do not know you and you do not know me. I am a member and i have every right to comment on what i have 'witnessed' from certain players such as Morton over a number of years. And i am not alone in my opinion. Lastly, I am very successful in the career i chose mate so i suggest you keep your judgement to your own arm chair and the scales you stand on yourself!

And just for the post's benefit, i do hope Morton proves me wrong.. hang on, just whilst i'm typing this he turns it over.. and its a goal.

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why didnt Watts just load up and put the pressure on them...

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we just cant waste our chances...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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