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I Blame Jack Watts For ...

Range Rover
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Please reserve your serious rants and raves about Jack for elsewhere. I just thought it'd be fun to make light of what is an almost week by week byplay on this forum (and in the media) about where he's at and the blame that's often ridiculously laid at his feet (ie. 'we lost because he dropped a mark' was a favourite from over the weekend).

This thread takes a lighthearted swing at that sentiment. I'll get the ball rolling first ...

I Blame Jack Watts For ...

Overpopulation in third world countries.

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    Bird flu

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    Racial discrimination.

    Sexual harrassment.

    The rise of the greens.

    Global Warming

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    Brussell Sprouts

    Reggae

    Constipation AND Diahorrhea

    70's fashion

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    I heard a rumour that Watts was the second shooter, from behind the grassy knoll..........

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    Oi! real reggae is good!

    I blame Jack for

    Bolton wanderers being [censored],

    St. Louis Rams being [censored],

    Emo,

    Carlton supporters

    and Jesus being nailed to a cross

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    Tom Scully leaving. The real story is that Jack was jealous and could not stand having a rival No 1 pick at the club so he hounded and bullied Tom out of the club. He used to accost him every day after training and kick him on the knee. An eyewitness heard that Jack threatedned to go further and kneecap him if he didn't leave. I also heard that on the China trip constant bullying by Jack was the real reason Tom left early. He forced Tom to drink alcohol, smoke cheap Chinese cigarettes, eat deep fried foods and make out with Hello Kitty girls.

    I swear its all true.

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    Today's weather in Melbourne................

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    the meaning of life

    the abolition of slavery

    the holocaust

    the inquisition

    christianity

    the fall of the roman empire

    communism

    the dalai lama

    and a few other minor things

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    the disappearance of Tex Bars

    the disappearance of Polly Waffles

    the disappearance of Harold Holt

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    Justin Bieber

    Twilight

    The missing toy at the bottom of the cereal box

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    JuLiar Dullard and Slippery Pete

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    The filming of the moon landing was filmed in the basement of the Watts family home in downtown Brighton.....

    It is also rumoured that the original plans for the H-bomb have J Watts signature at the bottom

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    The extinction of Dinosaurs

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    Funding the Greens in order to destabilise the Australian economy

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