I Blame Jack Watts For ...

[Range Rover 1,935]

Please reserve your serious rants and raves about Jack for elsewhere. I just thought it'd be fun to make light of what is an almost week by week byplay on this forum (and in the media) about where he's at and the blame that's often ridiculously laid at his feet (ie. 'we lost because he dropped a mark' was a favourite from over the weekend).

This thread takes a lighthearted swing at that sentiment. I'll get the ball rolling first ...

I Blame Jack Watts For ...

Overpopulation in third world countries.

Edited April 25, 2012 by Range Rover

[biggestred 5,015]

The gfc.

Kevin Rudd.

Rangas.

[Good Times Grimes 2,396]

The War in Iraq.

[Macca 16,923]

Bird flu

[Outside fifty 967]

The price of petrol.

Shonky Repair men

Kids who wear their jeans to low.

Energy Watch

ONE DIRECTION.

WAAATTTTS!!!!

[Barney Rubble 1,576]

Racial discrimination.

Sexual harrassment.

The rise of the greens.

Global Warming

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Brussell Sprouts

Reggae

Constipation AND Diahorrhea

70's fashion

[Sideshow Bob 2,343]

I heard a rumour that Watts was the second shooter, from behind the grassy knoll..........

[Gorgoroth 12,924]

Oi! real reggae is good!

I blame Jack for

Bolton wanderers being [censored],

St. Louis Rams being [censored],

Emo,

Carlton supporters

and Jesus being nailed to a cross

[Guest Jackie]

Tom Scully leaving. The real story is that Jack was jealous and could not stand having a rival No 1 pick at the club so he hounded and bullied Tom out of the club. He used to accost him every day after training and kick him on the knee. An eyewitness heard that Jack threatedned to go further and kneecap him if he didn't leave. I also heard that on the China trip constant bullying by Jack was the real reason Tom left early. He forced Tom to drink alcohol, smoke cheap Chinese cigarettes, eat deep fried foods and make out with Hello Kitty girls.

I swear its all true.

Edited April 24, 2012 by Jackie

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bad hair days

bad threads

bad posters

anything bad actually

[fatmanblues 10]

Today's weather in Melbourne................

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Lucas Cook

[45HG 1,539]

Tinea.

[daisycutter 29,604]

the meaning of life

the abolition of slavery

the holocaust

the inquisition

christianity

the fall of the roman empire

communism

the dalai lama

and a few other minor things

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Too many questions...

[daisycutter 29,604]

the disappearance of Tex Bars

the disappearance of Polly Waffles

the disappearance of Harold Holt

[Jack Jack 415]

Justin Bieber

Twilight

The missing toy at the bottom of the cereal box

[bush demon 2,038]

Hijacking of Anzac Day

[Old Man Rivers 326]

For Quitting "The Thunderbirds"

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JuLiar Dullard and Slippery Pete

[Sideshow Bob 2,343]

The filming of the moon landing was filmed in the basement of the Watts family home in downtown Brighton.....

It is also rumoured that the original plans for the H-bomb have J Watts signature at the bottom

[Jack Jack 415]

The extinction of Dinosaurs

[Good Times Grimes 2,396]

Framing Schappelle Corby. And the Bali 9.

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Funding the Greens in order to destabilise the Australian economy