Please reserve your serious rants and raves about Jack for elsewhere. I just thought it'd be fun to make light of what is an almost week by week byplay on this forum (and in the media) about where he's at and the blame that's often ridiculously laid at his feet (ie. 'we lost because he dropped a mark' was a favourite from over the weekend).

This thread takes a lighthearted swing at that sentiment. I'll get the ball rolling first ...

I Blame Jack Watts For ...

Overpopulation in third world countries.

Edited April 25, 201213 yr by Range Rover

The gfc.

Kevin Rudd.

Rangas.

The War in Iraq.

Bird flu

The price of petrol.

Shonky Repair men

Kids who wear their jeans to low.

Energy Watch

ONE DIRECTION.

WAAATTTTS!!!!

Racial discrimination.

Sexual harrassment.

The rise of the greens.

Global Warming

Brussell Sprouts

Reggae

Constipation AND Diahorrhea

70's fashion

I heard a rumour that Watts was the second shooter, from behind the grassy knoll..........

Oi! real reggae is good!

I blame Jack for

Bolton wanderers being [censored],

St. Louis Rams being [censored],

Emo,

Carlton supporters

and Jesus being nailed to a cross

Tom Scully leaving. The real story is that Jack was jealous and could not stand having a rival No 1 pick at the club so he hounded and bullied Tom out of the club. He used to accost him every day after training and kick him on the knee. An eyewitness heard that Jack threatedned to go further and kneecap him if he didn't leave. I also heard that on the China trip constant bullying by Jack was the real reason Tom left early. He forced Tom to drink alcohol, smoke cheap Chinese cigarettes, eat deep fried foods and make out with Hello Kitty girls.

I swear its all true.

Edited April 24, 201213 yr by Jackie

bad hair days

bad threads

bad posters

anything bad actually

Today's weather in Melbourne................

Lucas Cook

Tinea.

the meaning of life

the abolition of slavery

the holocaust

the inquisition

christianity

the fall of the roman empire

communism

the dalai lama

and a few other minor things

Too many questions...

the disappearance of Tex Bars

the disappearance of Polly Waffles

the disappearance of Harold Holt

Justin Bieber

Twilight

The missing toy at the bottom of the cereal box

Hijacking of Anzac Day

For Quitting "The Thunderbirds"

JuLiar Dullard and Slippery Pete

The filming of the moon landing was filmed in the basement of the Watts family home in downtown Brighton.....

It is also rumoured that the original plans for the H-bomb have J Watts signature at the bottom

The extinction of Dinosaurs

Framing Schappelle Corby. And the Bali 9.

Funding the Greens in order to destabilise the Australian economy