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How will you celebrate a Dees' flag?

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I was speaking to a mate the other day. A Geelong supporter.

He said he was absolutely stoked about winning the flag last year. I asked him what he did following the win. His response - "just went out for dinner with the missus".

Couldn't believe it - simply ridiculous behaviour, and it shows that some fans have become completely complacent about success.

It made me think though - what we I do if we won a flag? I know it seems highly unlikely at the moment, but it's a nice thought nonetheless.

I think I would literally rip my head off and drown it in a beer barrel for a whole week. I'd probably also run around for a while in no particular direction.

It'd be weird if we were to a win a flag. I've never experienced that before.

What would you do?

Edited by Ron Burgundy

 

Under the influence of wine women song & many other stimulants.

It will be a complete blast.

 

I'll go on a month long bender. Probably this will include nude runs, watching the DVD on repeat, a stupid tattoo that I'll never regret and the complete demolition of my credit card.


I would celebrate with all the past players that played for Melbourne in heaven.

I was 11 when we last won a premiership, however I have no doubt I will not be around when we win the next one. Even if I live to 100 years of age.

If however they by per chance of a miracle win a premiership in the next 40 years. I would probably faint, then watch the replay to make sure I was not dreaming. Then I do not know what I would do.

Look forward to the next

Probably die of a heart attack half way through last quarter & miss the celebrations.

 

You would literally rip your head off and drown it in a beer barrel for a week?

I really don't know, I think I may get very emotional but just hope it's something I have to think about one day! Of course I will have plenty of porters to drink on the day and the ensuing days


Lay in a bath of champaign while downing a bottle of absinthe and snacking on a platter of fine cheeses and tropical fruits...then my alarm would go off, I would wake up and ponder who the MFC should be looking at with their two top ten draft picks.

AKA the Whitney Houston

I may book a flight with Richard,,, Grraab a 'Virgin' songstress, & take an interstellar trip,

Failing that, I'll Lay back with Karen, & let her guide me thru the wonders of the mind.

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Sit and wait for Demetriou to take the flag off us due to "extensive salary cap breaches", storm style...

but in all seriousness, i will most likely wind up naked in the streets and spend the rest of the evening in lock-up


I would rent a defibrillator

I would put aside my hatred of illicit drugs, and fear of needles.

I would say a tearful goodbye to the remaining stub of my liver.

I would scorch my retinas with replay overload.

And i would smile, for the world would once again be a happy place.

But.....

Its not going to happen in my lifetime either. Sometimes you really do need to realise that you support a lost cause.

I'll be at the game probably hugging every MFC fan in the crowd I'll stay singing the song till they turn the lights off then...........wherever the demonland party is!

In all seriousness, when the Flag is won....We Demonlanders must ALL Meet for one huge Bender....

That must happen..

In all seriousness, when the Flag is won....We Demonlanders must ALL Meet for one huge Bender....

That must happen..

Hmmn, hopefully in the Elsternwick base, of the Melbourne Footy Club's Social Club Rooms...

yeah would go nuts, follow the MFC party, drink lots of beer, then lots of scotch, then maybe more more beer.

Be awake when the replay is shown the next morning, watch that.......then maybe get an hours sleep and hit up some sort of mad monday style event, repeat previous nights antics.

Would most likely involve 2-3 days off work, then a tattoo


yeah would go nuts, follow the MFC party, drink lots of beer, then lots of scotch, then maybe more more beer.

Be awake when the replay is shown the next morning, watch that.......then maybe get an hours sleep and hit up some sort of mad monday style event, repeat previous nights antics.

Would most likely involve 2-3 days off work, then a tattoo

Quick Trip to Vegas???

Probably die of a heart attack half way through last quarter & miss the celebrations.

I fear this will be me also but a little later in the game.

Given the time between drinks I will play Grand old flag in C major on my harp.

 

A tattoo (have told myself I will not get one unless I am either 40 or we win a Premiership.. 16 years to go..), and a bender that will probably end up with me waking up halfway across the world because I would want to spread the word about how great the Dees are..


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