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Eddie McGuire says we are a NO-BRUISE footy club!

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Don't worry Prymke. We'll have the last laugh when Mick walks out of the coaches box wearing a Melbourne Guernsey, 5 minutes into the last quarter of the Grand Final, with the FILTH down by 40 points!

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Don't worry Prymke. We'll have the last laugh when Mick walks out of the coaches box wearing a Melbourne Guernsey, 5 minutes into the last quarter of the Grand Final, with the FILTH down by 40 points!

Lol! I like the way you think Disciple.

Wouldn't that be special!

 

Eddie is only worried Mick will come to us, and that's why he's badmouthing us.

Little does he realise that presenting us in that light may make us seem the perfect challenge to entice Malthouse to come across.

A club primed with all the building blocks for success, but struggling to emerge from the wilderness because it lacks the required leadership and expertise.

If it's all about leaving a legacy, I can't think of a prospect more appealing to his ego.

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Eddie is trying to fire us up to smash Carlton,

I hope we do.


Eddie is trying to fire us up to smash Carlton,

^This.

A club primed with all the building blocks for success, but struggling to emerge from the wilderness because it lacks the required leadership and expertise.

Agree that this is where we stand. The question then is, an experienced coach or a newbie? If, as we seem to agree, we are lacking leadership/direction, does that necessitate, or at least favour, getting someone like Eade/Malthouse/Clarkson/Craig/Laidley in, or would a new coach still be able to inject this via the leadership group and/or his assistants?

Personally I don't think we have to get someone with experience. I get the feeling someone like Scott Burns could get this group going.

Eddie is trying to fire us up to smash Carlton,

I hope we do.

Agree re: Eddie.

Also agree re: your hope.

We stand a 0% chance, however.

 

simple solution to 2 chins......don't listen to his crap radio program B)

and by doing that it means you won't have to put up with that [censored], luke darcy

guys I reckon he is right we are playing bruise free football.

I have been complaining for some time that we recruit mainly skinny nice boys.

No Darlings for us, what a ruffian! not at the MFC.

Well guess what nice guys don't win premierships.

It is time for a few hard arse pricks in this team.

We have a habit of shooting the messenger on Demonland.

I think Eddy is correct and we should take note of his comments,

Carlton said the same thing a few weeks back.

Are we the only ones in the band in step.

guys I reckon he is right we are playing bruise free football.

I have been complaining for some time that we recruit mainly skinny nice boys.

Not sure if that stereotype suits Mr Mckenzie

guys I reckon he is right we are playing bruise free football.

I have been complaining for some time that we recruit mainly skinny nice boys.

Not sure if that stereotype suits Mr Mckenzie

Moloney Sylvia Jones Frawley Tapscott Trengove

none of them deserve that tag


Eddie is going to be bad mouthing our club until we have contracted our next coach (unless it is MM in which case he will be badmouthing us for much longer...)

He's clearly trying to have an influence on Mick, and is sounding like in insecure little boy in the process. He's a bloody hypocrite. Every time his name pops up in the media he sounds like a fool, from the Andrew Krakouer incident, to now saying he will sue any club with everything Collingwood's got if they come after Mick. If you want him secured, contract him as a coach, simple as that. idiot

There is nothing bruise free about Luke Tapscott.........Carlton will find this out this weekend.

There is nothing bruise free about Luke Tapscott.........Carlton will find this out this weekend.

One guy does not make a team

Moloney Sylvia Jones Frawley Tapscott Trengove

none of them deserve that tag

I said "mainly" With the exception of frawley and trengrove I saw a lot of bruise free football On saturday.

As well as numerous games during the year,

Hawthorn, Collingwood, west coast, Carlton.

The list goes on.

We play bruise free football quite often.

Either that or we have a team that has a serious shortage of talent.


There is nothing bruise free about Luke Tapscott.........Carlton will find this out this weekend.

I hope he has 21 mates otherwise it will be another slaughter.

Skinny boys can do weights

Does that mean that Malthouse could turn Morton into a hard big tough guy??

I would like to see that!!

 

I'm sorry, but he's right.

We are as bruise-free as you can get. There's no getting around that.

Cale Morton.

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