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7 minutes ago, america de cali said:

would have been hungry though....where was the follow up second banana I ask ?

 
4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

would have been hungry though....where was the follow up second banana I ask ?

Well you have to wait for lunch. If peckish, one could eat the skin also. Add a dash of salt and cut up with knife and fork into neat strips.

Edited by america de cali

10 minutes ago, america de cali said:

Well you have to wait for lunch. If peckish, one could eat the skin also. Add a dash of salt and cut up with knife and fork into neat strips.

Sounds very complex for a banana adc.

 
26 minutes ago, old dee said:

Sounds very complex for a banana adc.

 

Is this the appropriate thread to make a suggestion on a Latin motto for the club after Saturdays belting of the Crows under lights at Adelaide oval. The Saints have " Fortius quo fidelis" , Carlton, " Men's sana in corpore sana " What about  " Lucent en tenebris" for us. If I am not very much mistaken, it translates to " They shine in the dark"  


3 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Is this the appropriate thread to make a suggestion on a Latin motto for the club after Saturdays belting of the Crows under lights at Adelaide oval. The Saints have " Fortius quo fidelis" , Carlton, " Men's sana in corpore sana " What about  " Lucent en tenebris" for us. If I am not very much mistaken, it translates to " They shine in the dark"  

So might cat's eyes or a torch ? :)

(admire the effort )

Well, if it's good enough to be tattooed on the arm of every adult member of the Moran clan, then it's good enough for the dees.

6 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Well, if it's good enough to be tattooed on the arm of every adult member of the Moran clan, then it's good enough for the dees.

Ya not selling me...

The MORON family....

 
3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

would have been hungry though....where was the follow up second banana I ask ?

I think if i had been offered only that for breakfast i would have eaten the air hostess instead

14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

I think if i had been offered only that for breakfast i would have eaten the air hostess instead

But not his/her glutes if your were gluten intolerant dc


8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

But not his/her glutes if your were gluten intolerant dc

good point moonie. must remember that

5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

would have been hungry though....where was the follow up second banana I ask ?

I get it ... second banana .... Boom boom!

5 hours ago, america de cali said:

What is the problem?

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

I think if i had been offered only that for breakfast i would have eaten the air hostess instead

breakfast muffin :unsure:

if the rumour mill is to be believed,

the girlfriend of Marc Murphy is an incredible Hare?

Either I heard wrongly or the guy is a fan of Alice in Wonderland.


7 hours ago, america de cali said:

 

I've had lunch with Biffen.

I prefer the monkey.

Both for table manners ..... and most likely conversation.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

44 minutes ago, layzie said:

I just want to say this thread is absolutely incredible 

You need to get out more lazie.

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've had lunch with Biffen.

I prefer the monkey.

Both for manners ..... and most likely conversation.

You might have more in common with the monkey.

Grooming habits, self stimulation, fleas,lice etc.

like a Narcissist catching sight of themselves in a pond.

These bananas go to waste every year, tonnes of them in Queensland because they are too long, too bent, too straight, too thick or too thin for all you pedantic bananaophiles that inhabit this thread. Just stop and think for a moment about how wasteful your demands are and lift your game! 

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36 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

These bananas go to waste every year, tonnes of them in Queensland because they are too long, too bent, too straight, too thick or too thin for all you pedantic bananaophiles that inhabit this thread. Just stop and think for a moment about how wasteful your demands are and lift your game! 

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never tried a gamey banana, earl. can you recommend a fruiterer where i might acquire one?

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

You might have more in common with the monkey.

Grooming habits, self stimulation, fleas,lice etc.

like a Narcissist catching sight of themselves in a pond.

Now that's hitting below the belt.

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

You need to get out more lazie.

Probably.

Still impressive though, Remonds me of a group work email thread I've had going for about the same time period :)

 
7 minutes ago, layzie said:

Probably.

Still impressive though, Remonds me of a group work email thread I've had going for about the same time period :)

You work in an asylum laze?

Been a mixed week so far for poor old Uncle Bitter.

1.I'm helping Biffen tidy up some of his messy business interests. Interesting but his promise of financial reward seems unlikely.

2. Visited my GP today and she advised me not to make any long term plans.

3.Finally some mirth. Pendles and his missus named their sprog "Jax" . FM where does that come from? I suppose the filth supporters will consider it sophisticated. Jax!!! FMD!!


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