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On 25/02/2024 at 12:23, WalkingCivilWar said:

Dear, sweet 640… you do know there’s places on the internet other than Demonland that are teeming with Bristols, right? These sites are also free, and you don’t have to trawl through the MFCSS in order to see said Bristols… and they’ll bring more than a smile to your face 😜

Someone as sweet and innocent as your self should not know of such things

 
On 23/02/2024 at 14:46, daisycutter said:

looxury, sheer looxury

I had a pen and inkwell and a piece of crinkled up paper

On 27/02/2024 at 21:14, Demonstrate said:

Greetings erstwhile bs wordsmiths. It’s been wayyy too long since I dipped my big toe into the murky swamp of this thread. What’s become of all my favourite warriors? Bitters, Old Dee, Frog, Hemingway. Have you drowned in a puddle of single malt /shiraz/ debauchery (BBO)? Have you lost your way and actually now discuss football? Surely at least one of you will be talking about the boys training up a storm? Helloooo?

I'm too busy debauching to post !!!

 
13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm too busy debauching to post !!!

Yes it’s a full time job, being disgraceful, certainly keeps me well busy 

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27 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm too busy debauching to post !!!

I know you need a break between debauches, you can use that to post.


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14 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Yes it’s a full time job, being disgraceful, certainly keeps me well busy 

I got told off for my habit of being a little sarcastic and nasty when talking to my friends and now as a result I have changed to a full time, saccharine sweet guy, giving off continual compliments to them and it is driving them crazy.

1 hour ago, forever demons said:

Someone as sweet and innocent as your self should not know of such things

Only appears sweet and innocent. Her crush on the boys appears sweet but is it really innocent? 

58 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm too busy debauching to post !!!

“The tone” of this thread has suddenly gone down a few pegs. 

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I got told off for my habit of being a little sarcastic and nasty when talking to my friends and now as a result I have changed to a full time, saccharine sweet guy, giving off continual compliments to them and it is driving them crazy.

Ooh no. What a hideous job to be burdened with!

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I know you need a break between debauches, you can use that to post.

Wash your hands first though 


1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Only appears sweet and innocent. Her crush on the boys appears sweet but is it really innocent? 

No, no it’s not 

3 hours ago, forever demons said:

Someone as sweet and innocent as your self should not know of such things

BAHAHAHAHA! You’re funny. 😁

On 23/02/2024 at 18:10, Redleg said:

Trying to take my mind off all things Dees, I just bought the magic, bread fresh container from Global Direct.

I am looking forward to eating bread that is not covered in mould.

Oi Red, update on the bread box please. If it truly keeps the bread from growing new and interesting species I will swim the Pearl River to get one.

On 26/02/2024 at 10:52, forever demons said:

No its not it would be like having sex in the day time

Exemptions: During an afternoon nap at the beach house following a morning swim / when there's a event you don't want to go to and need to convince the other person to procrastinate / and interrupting Mario Kart.

3 hours ago, forever demons said:

I had a pen and inkwell and a piece of crinkled up paper

Pfft. I had a needle and an old rag. The needle was for both writing and for drawing blood from my fingertips. For the rest of my life the ends of my fingers all look like [censored].

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1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Oi Red, update on the bread box please. If it truly keeps the bread from growing new and interesting species I will swim the Pearl River to get one.

 

No mould yet and been a few days.


2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

“You don’t need a Weatherman, to know which way the wind blows”

In the 21st century I suspect a large number do SWYL.

I’ve been on Demonland for quite a few years now and I have no idea what this thread is about? 🤣

Would welcome an explanation  (wrong answers also welcome) 🙏 

43 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

I’ve been on Demonland for quite a few years now and I have no idea what this thread is about? 🤣

Would welcome an explanation  (wrong answers also welcome) 🙏 

One has to find its meaning himself


2 minutes ago, Smokey said:

One has to find its meaning himself

Hmmm, Look deep one must.

 

2 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

I’ve been on Demonland for quite a few years now and I have no idea what this thread is about? 🤣

Would welcome an explanation  (wrong answers also welcome) 🙏 

It’s about whatever you want it to be about.

From what I understand there’s only one topic that’s NOT under any circumstances to be discussed, and that’s T.S. The ‘No BS’ part of the title is exactly that… BS, coz there’s a [censored]-tonne of BS strewn throughout the thread. In fact BS forms the very foundation of the thread. Without the BS this thread would be lucky to reach two pages in length.

Anyways, ima introduce an unpleasant topic, that being Shingles. Because I’m currently afflicted with the dreaded Shingles. Not the shingles on a roof, nor the sign outside a professional’s practice in days of old and not the women’s hairstyle from the 1920s. Nope, the Shingles of the I hope I’m well enough to go to Sydney on Thursday variety. 😢

See? This thread is about whatever you want it to be about. 

29 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It’s about whatever you want it to be about.

From what I understand there’s only one topic that’s NOT under any circumstances to be discussed, and that’s T.S. The ‘No BS’ part of the title is exactly that… BS, coz there’s a [censored]-tonne of BS strewn throughout the thread. In fact BS forms the very foundation of the thread. Without the BS this thread would be lucky to reach two pages in length.

Anyways, ima introduce an unpleasant topic, that being Shingles. Because I’m currently afflicted with the dreaded Shingles. Not the shingles on a roof, nor the sign outside a professional’s practice in days of old and not the women’s hairstyle from the 1920s. Nope, the Shingles of the I hope I’m well enough to go to Sydney on Thursday variety. 😢

See? This thread is about whatever you want it to be about. 

Bloody hell.

I've heard they can be nasty.

Lots of prednisolone I'm guessing.

Your poor thing.

Get well soon WcW.

 
10 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Bloody hell.

I've heard they can be nasty.

Lots of prednisolone I'm guessing.

Your poor thing.

Get well soon WcW.

Thanks Deeves 💕

I’ve had it once before, years ago and it was an awful experience. This time it’s way milder so I’m hoping to be ok to go to our opening round match. Fingers crossed. As well as…

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3 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

I’ve been on Demonland for quite a few years now and I have no idea what this thread is about? 🤣

Would welcome an explanation  (wrong answers also welcome) 🙏 

Join the club. I’ve been on the site for years and it remains a mystery. That is its charm and intrigue. Like Seinfeld It’s a thread about nothing. The other threads purport to be about something whereas this thread is really about nothing. Some odd balls , eccentrics, and philosophers pretend it has a deeper meaning particularly with the constant reference to bananas. For a long time I thought this was Freudian mumbo jumbo however it defies analysis and like life has no meaning. It’s just nonsense. 


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