The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Redleg 40,451]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

how about a-round banana?

Now we are talking. Superfood.

[Ethan Tremblay 30,481]

Choadnanas 

[Little Goffy 14,163]

On 22/01/2024 at 07:46, Bitter but optimistic said:

It seems that, once again, truth wins the day. There actually is a UBO dc.

UNIVERSITÉ DE BRETAGNE OCCIDENTALE 

Based in the Breton port city of Brest, UBO in June 2023 declared an ambition to be known as the "Oceanic university of France". While this aspiration led to some concern that other disciplines might be downgraded, it suits the university’s location and existing profile. 

Founded in 1971, UBO has a roll of around 22,000 students, about two-thirds of them undergraduates, both in Brest and at its base in Quimper. 

The 14,500 undergraduates divide between the faculties of letters and human science, sports and exercise science, science and technology, medicine and health, dentistry and law, economics and management.

The student association motto is 'Brest is best'.

Also, what is going on with the departments there?

sports and exercise science - okay

science and technology - yep

medicine and health - mm-hmm

dentistry and law - WHAT?

[Little Goffy 14,163]

On 22/01/2024 at 17:01, Ethan Tremblay said:

Perhaps bitters, perhaps. I went to this job once where the bloke had been dead in a spa-bath for three weeks. The jets in the bath were still going when we walked in. The boss wasn’t too happy when I titled the job “human soup” within the report. I haven’t been able to eat a lamb shank since. 

Ugh. Even regular spas accumulate a layer of white fat residue on the sides just like stewpots do if you don't clean them out right away. Knew a guy who had to drain out and scrape the sides of the AIS heated spas once a fortnight. You wouldn't think all those athletes would leave behind so much fat.

I... respect the necessity of very dark humour. #ganzersyndrome

[Bitter but optimistic 22,136]

12 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Ugh. Even regular spas accumulate a layer of white fat residue on the sides just like stewpots do if you don't clean them out right away. Knew a guy who had to drain out and scrape the sides of the AIS heated spas once a fortnight. You wouldn't think all those athletes would leave behind so much fat.

I... respect the necessity of very dark humour. #ganzersyndrome

Bloody hell Goffy! 

I am trying to unremember reading that.

My Australia Day snags won't be the quite same today!

[leave it to deever 17,501]

Happy Australia day folks.

 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,136]

38 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Happy Australia day folks.

 

With so many woke wankers telling me what I should or should or should not celebrate, I went and purchased an Aussie flag to adorn The Manor’s dog ute.

First time I’ve done that. 

( The flag was made in China and purchased from a Lebanese operated thrift shop.  That’s multiculturalism at its best! )

[Moonshadow 17,606]

75th India Republic Day as well!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,081]

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

75th India Republic Day as well!

That's a lot of republics! 😁

[Little Goffy 14,163]

On 26/01/2024 at 10:47, Moonshadow said:

75th India Republic Day as well!

They're celebrating by having a national day of telling Muslims they don't belong.

I wish I was kidding.

Edited January 27 by Little Goffy

[leave it to deever 17,501]

On 26/01/2024 at 10:44, Bitter but optimistic said:

With so many woke wankers telling me what I should or should or should not celebrate, I went and purchased an Aussie flag to adorn The Manor’s dog ute.

First time I’ve done that. 

( The flag was made in China and purchased from a Lebanese operated thrift shop.  That’s multiculturalism at its best! )

Meanwhile I've been trying to locate some plastic straws on the black market.

[old dee 23,560]

7 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

They're celebrating by having a national day of telling Muslims they don't belong.

I wish I was kidding.

Seems to be a similar situation in Gaza.

[Little Goffy 14,163]

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Meanwhile I've been trying to locate some plastic straws on the black market.

Having a terrible time finding a reliable supplier of leaded petrol, too!

I get mine flown in from Cambodia.

[redandbluemakepurple 356]

On 25/01/2024 at 20:36, Little Goffy said:

The student association motto is 'Brest is best'.

Also, what is going on with the departments there?

sports and exercise science - okay

science and technology - yep

medicine and health - mm-hmm

dentistry and law - WHAT?

Now you're milking it.

Edited January 27 by redandbluemakepurple

[Little Goffy 14,163]

15 hours ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

Now you're milking it.

Better not. The area is famous for its natural salt production and impenetrable hedges.

[Biffen 12,937]

23 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Having a terrible time finding a reliable supplier of leaded petrol, too!

I get mine flown in from Cambodia.

We could combine freight costs.

I import a lot of Sassafras oil from the old Khmer govt.

Edited January 28 by Biffen
Vivid Hallucinations

[Biffen 12,937]

On 26/01/2024 at 10:47, Moonshadow said:

75th India Republic Day as well!

The old jewel in the Crown eh..

Do they still bring tiffen out for those that like to safari?

Might organise a hunt .

Looking for Rickshaw and Pallanquin operators as we speak.

Bitters prefers the pallanquin.

I think the bumpy roads play havoc with his gout.

Me-I rough it in the rickshaw and hunt straight from the seat.

If theres a duck at 12 O'clock and I yell DUCK It can really slow down proceedings.

[forever demons 2,212]

I better not post here in case grapeviney sees it and takes another point off me and bans me for life

[leave it to deever 17,501]

Why does the cricket team have two all rounders?

It's not even like one of them gets to bowl much .

Carey is a good wkeeper but he's no batsman.

We are effectively two batsmen short.

[Redleg 40,451]

52 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Why does the cricket team have two all rounders?

It's not even like one of them gets to bowl much .

Carey is a good wkeeper but he's no batsman.

We are effectively two batsmen short.

If we lose, it’s because Head and Labuschagne were abysmal this match.

Interesting also that we declared behind the WI score and we are within that deficit now.

[WalkingCivilWar 39,271]

6 for 60 while playing with a broken toe… 🤯

[daisycutter 29,461]

why did smith take the single with 8 runs required and expose hazelwood to joseph

incredibly dumb at that stage 

[Biffen 12,937]

11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

why did smith take the single with 8 runs required and expose hazelwood to joseph

incredibly dumb at that stage 

Un-Australian.

I'm glad we lost.

Hopefully they'll learn to shut up and just play cricket.

[leave it to deever 17,501]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

If we lose, it’s because Head and Labuschagne were abysmal this match.

Interesting also that we declared behind the WI score and we are within that deficit now.

Bad games.

But lost at selecting two all rounders.

We don't need six bowlers given the quality of four of them.

It's just silly choosing Greene and Marsh.

One maybe.

Also there must be other options other than Carey who averages around 23.

But credit to a great effort from a young Wi team.

Edited January 28 by leave it to deever

[Neil Crompton 5,352]

Karma met with Maynard today. It was only a preliminary meeting prior to the KB weekend where major karma will be inflicted.