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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

You do realise that one of those characters and it wasn't Rin Tin Tin, was a pedophile.

It’s getting dark in here.

 

 
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1 hour ago, Monbon said:

Twas Zig or Zag. Then again, so, probably was Jeffrey Epstein.

 

Zig.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Zig.

Well done Red, the above is post number 5000 by you in this thread.
Surely a DL first in one topic.

Deserves a celebration.

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4 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Well done Red, the above is post number 5000 by you in this thread.
Surely a DL first in one topic.

Deserves a celebration.

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Thank you. 5001.

If it’s cold,  you should cover it with a singlet!


1 hour ago, Biffen said:

It’s getting dark in here.

 

To quote Gustave Mahler's Song of the Earth: Dunkel ist das leben.

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Zig.

Poor Zag. Let’s face it, they were both tarnished by the same brush.  
 

I got home from a night out and decided to watch the ‘21 GF (it’s been a while). 
 

This guy (pictured) always cracks me up. Is he on DL?

 

 

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8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

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Haha if you are in Pattaya you ain’t all that well!

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9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

IMG_8525.thumb.jpeg.b6390f4674900ee9ddc1acd2145c8b6d.jpegAll’s well in Pattaya 

 

Is that near Romsey?

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Is that near Romsey?

Mmmmm .... well not geographically speaking Red but it has certain ..... err shall we say peculiarities reminiscent of The Manor.

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

IMG_8525.thumb.jpeg.b6390f4674900ee9ddc1acd2145c8b6d.jpegAll’s well in Pattaya 

 

Oooh yeah.

On 20/07/2024 at 13:41, Dee Zephyr said:

Well done Red, the above is post number 5000 by you in this thread.
Surely a DL first in one topic.

Deserves a celebration.

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Did you create this with A.I Zeph?

😄

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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mmmmm .... well not geographically speaking Red but it has certain ..... err shall we say peculiarities reminiscent of The Manor.

To the Manor born.


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21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

IMG_8525.thumb.jpeg.b6390f4674900ee9ddc1acd2145c8b6d.jpegAll’s well in Pattaya 

 

That’s good because it isn’t at Marvel.

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Can’t believe how quiet it’s around here these days.

Obviously nothing happening lately.

 

38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Can’t believe how quiet it’s around here these days.

Obviously nothing happening lately.

 

That's cos of everyone's unusually close focus on the *cough* 'football' at the moment.


14 hours ago, Redleg said:

Everyone a bit happier now?

 

3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Sun shining, fresh cut grass, birds chirping 

Boys going bananas in the last quarter.

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1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

 

Boys going bananas in the last quarter.

And had obviously eaten a few before the game.

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This is a beauty.

Port feral berating Crows players as they left the ground, had his cap flicked off by Matt Crouch and then reported him to the police.

Police are investigating.

Can you believe that?

Hopefully while investigating they discover some outstanding warrants against the feral.

 
On 18/08/2024 at 12:26, Redleg said:

And had obviously eaten a few before the game.

Can always rely on bananas to provide good sustenance. The boys would have got good quality QLD bananas too. 🍌 

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16 hours ago, Redleg said:

This is a beauty.

Port feral berating Crows players as they left the ground, had his cap flicked off by Matt Crouch and then reported him to the police.

Police are investigating.

Can you believe that?

Hopefully while investigating they discover some outstanding warrants against the feral.

The Police are actually investigating this. What  a joke.


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