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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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3 hours ago, old dee said:

I can honestly say bp has never passed my lips DC. However a bottle of French bubbles was much more successful even if I could not afford petrol for week. 

I had a selection of quality wines that never failed to induce romance. In addition to Mateus Rose, favourites included Ben Ean Moselle, Cold Duck and Blue Nun. All within the budget too. Suited all locations including confined spaces and spillage was not a problem. Although, I was surprised when one beautiful young student was less than impressed and opted for Stones Ginger Wine. 

 
6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

I had a selection of quality wines that never failed to induce romance. In addition to Mateus Rose, favourites included Ben Ean Moselle, Cold Duck and Blue Nun. All within the budget too. Suited all locations including confined spaces and spillage was not a problem. Although, I was surprised when one beautiful young student was less than impressed and opted for Stones Ginger Wine. 

Jesus Ernie, you've named some classics in that lot. Back in the day, I tried them all for nefarious purposes but Stones ...... FMD ... we used to have a swig at 3/4 time on really cold days.

Can't say that it improved my footy though!

I’ve been a member of DL for many years. I don’t understand what this thread is about and at this stage I’m too afraid to ask. 

 
2 minutes ago, Smokey said:

I’ve been a member of DL for many years. I don’t understand what this thread is about and at this stage I’m too afraid to ask. 

Don't be too concerned Smokey - even the [censored] who have been posting for years don't know what it's about!

' Take a pair of sparkling eyes

take a pair of ruby lips

take a sparkling Porphyry Pearl ' 

mmmm delish but my alcohol of choice in the early days was, sadly, Brandivino.


13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Anyone for a Harvey Wallbanger?

I knew him🥲

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesus Ernie, you've named some classics in that lot. Back in the day, I tried them all for nefarious purposes but Stones ...... FMD ... we used to have a swig at 3/4 time on really cold days.

Can't say that it improved my footy though!

Yep the old Stones used to warm you up at 1/2 time.

 Don't forget the Bacardi and Coke for our fairer sex in those day. Never failed!!

On 1/31/2022 at 4:20 PM, picket fence said:

For all affectionadoes of classic Prog rock

Check out a King King Crimson video on you tube Live Meltdown Mexico 2017 ( Released in 2018) and a BRILLIANT song featuring 3 Drummers called "INDISCIPLINE"' Be prepared to be BLOWN AWAY!! pf

I think I speak for all 3 of us when I say not everyone has a spare 6 hours to listen to it.

Can I recommend an obscure Swedish band from the 60s/70s named Harvester and their excellent album Hemat.

Not joking.

Seriously good anthemic Sauna music.

 
11 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I think I speak for all 3 of us when I say not everyone has a spare 6 hours to listen to it.

Can I recommend an obscure Swedish band from the 60s/70s named Harvester and their excellent album Hemat.

Not joking.

Seriously good anthemic Sauna music.

Arrh Biffen! You have this wonderfully arcane knowledge of music.

Pity you have no friends to share it with!!!!!

On 1/31/2022 at 1:55 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well ....... not precisely picket. However, I do recall buying Advocaat for sheilas back in the day.

I worked with a charming young lady 20 years ago from Cockermouth in UK check it out! 😁........... who loved Porphyry Pearl and was a rabid SWEET fan. Get her onto the turps and she became very conversational!


22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesus Ernie, you've named some classics in that lot. Back in the day, I tried them all for nefarious purposes but Stones ...... FMD ... we used to have a swig at 3/4 time on really cold days.

Can't say that it improved my footy though!

is it true uncle, that you went to university and became a letcherer?

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

is it true uncle, that you went to university and became a letcherer?

Both your statements are correct dc , however, the order can be reversed. 

8 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I worked with a charming young lady 20 years ago from Cockermouth in UK check it out! 😁........... who loved Porphyry Pearl and was a rabid SWEET fan. Get her onto the turps and she became very conversational!

You are a bad man picket!

45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You are a bad man picket!

No seriously, she was great fun. Dont know what happened to her but enjoyed a good party! Me a bad man?? Narrr

12 hours ago, picket fence said:

No seriously, she was great fun. Dont know what happened to her but enjoyed a good party! Me a bad man?? Narrr

Hey Pickety-poo! It’s me! You said you’d call me the next day but never did. I guess you must’ve lost my number. Clearly, writing it on your forehead with a sharpie wasn’t enough. So I had to resort to joining this site and pretending to be a crazy Demons fan. At least, the Demons fan bit is pretending. I’ve had my wedding dress picked out since that magical night when we got rather ‘conversational’ and every time I hear ‘Fox on the Run’ I think of you, and not just because it’s a Sweet song. 

Remember this… it’s NOT stalking unless and until I’m served with a restraining order. 

P.S. I love what you’ve done with the front of your house.


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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey Pickety-poo! It’s me! You said you’d call me the next day but never did. I guess you must’ve lost my number. Clearly, writing it on your forehead with a sharpie wasn’t enough. So I had to resort to joining this site and pretending to be a crazy Demons fan. At least, the Demons fan bit is pretending. I’ve had my wedding dress picked out since that magical night when we got rather ‘conversational’ and every time I hear ‘Fox on the Run’ I think of you, and not just because it’s a Sweet song. 

Remember this… it’s NOT stalking unless and until I’m served with a restraining order. 

P.S. I love what you’ve done with the front of your house.

I am bemused. What is the rationale and meaning of your posting name?

They’re lyrics from a song by a band that I very much like. These lyrics, and the band’s name - Mercury Rev - conjure up thoughts of heavy metal or a similar genre. On the contrary, this band’s music is so sweet and lilting it could put a baby to sleep.

Another reason I chose this username is that I have a problem with indecision, and I figure that not being able to make up one’s mind is akin to staging a war with oneself. 
I bet you’re sorry you asked. 🙃
 

23 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey Pickety-poo! It’s me! You said you’d call me the next day but never did. I guess you must’ve lost my number. Clearly, writing it on your forehead with a sharpie wasn’t enough. So I had to resort to joining this site and pretending to be a crazy Demons fan. At least, the Demons fan bit is pretending. I’ve had my wedding dress picked out since that magical night when we got rather ‘conversational’ and every time I hear ‘Fox on the Run’ I think of you, and not just because it’s a Sweet song. 

Remember this… it’s NOT stalking unless and until I’m served with a restraining order. 

P.S. I love what you’ve done with the front of your house.

So you are pretending to be a Demon supporter?

24 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

So you are pretending to be a Demon supporter?

Yep. It’s the “crazy” part that’s true. JK. Of course I’m a legit fan. I love the Melbourne Devils! 

17 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yep. It’s the “crazy” part that’s true. JK. Of course I’m a legit fan. I love the Melbourne Devils! 

GO the DEES!!!!!


32 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yep. It’s the “crazy” part that’s true. JK. Of course I’m a legit fan. I love the Melbourne Devils! 

Haha "Go the Melbourne Team!"

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Call it whatever you like, as long as they have continued success. 

Go Dees.

On 2/3/2022 at 8:24 AM, Redleg said:

Call it whatever you like, as long as they have continued success. 

Go Dees.

Tasmanian Demons?

 
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15 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Tasmanian Demons?

Silly frog. Too many hallucinogens on the lily pad.

19 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Tasmanian Demons?

Doesn’t seem so long ago that was a serious question. 


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