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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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4 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Thank you. 

I apologised  not for the indelicate remarks so much that the Joke is So,  so  old, that I thought most members would have heard it a dozen times before. but maybe they are at the age that they forget things.   I know I do !

 

Go Dees !!

I'd ban him again for assuming we are all old and suffering from memory loss.

In fact i'd ban him again for assuming we are all old and suffering from memory loss!

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Cheap at double the price.

    Would look good on the manor wall BBO.

    Mmmmm yes ....., in fact I do have some similar... shall we say images , about the place Red 

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    Surely the oddest Album Name and Cover in History came from this 2003 effort from Hard Rock oufit DEEP PURPLE

    Image result for deep purple bananas

    Edited by picket fence

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mmmmm yes ....., in fact I do have some similar... shall we say images , about the place Red 

    Moving images BBO? 

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    3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Moving images BBO? 

    he means pink banana images/artwork, ernie. the manor is full of them.

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    2 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Surely the oddest Album Name and Cover in History came from this 2003 effort from Hard Rock oufit DEEP PURPLE

    Image result for deep purple bananas

    It was the inspiration for the song "Space Trucking" which was originally called " Banana Trucking".

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well ... yes Ernie....  there can be emotional moments 

    Just the thought of taping a banana to the wall gets me emotional.

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    As this is the silly season, may I suggest this thread  be turned into a musical ?

    It could debut at the newly refurbished Regent. 

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    7 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

     

    jack, just don't play this to harley....and the three wa draftees

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    25 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

     

    Another Leonard Cohen original?

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    Cannot believe that from what I have seen,  have not read all the pages, that no one has put up Harry Chapin and 30,000 lbs of bananas, 

    i had forgotten as well, another wife, another life, far too long ago !

    or maybe just the right distance.

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    All I've gathered from the last few weeks is that Moon has been presenting his posterior to the Doctor.

    The last time I did that the Doctor told me it was broken.

    "what do you mean by broken?"

    "It's got a crack in it".

    "I want a second opinion"

    "Ok -you're ugly as well"

     

     

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    Merry  Xmas guys and I hope you all like clams with your Xmas pudding, as Vongole is in the last at Caulfield on Boxing Day and I need a winner. 

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    5 hours ago, Biffen said:

    All I've gathered from the last few weeks is that Moon has been presenting his posterior to the Doctor.

    The last time I did that the Doctor told me it was broken.

    "what do you mean by broken?"

    "It's got a crack in it".

    "I want a second opinion"

    "Ok -you're ugly as well"

     

     

    OK, Dad

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    On 12/22/2019 at 11:55 AM, daisycutter said:

    moonie, your internet browsing is, to say the least, very troubling...... 

    Typical of that ilk dc - idle. wealthy, head in the clacker inner urban greenie.

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Typical of that ilk dc - idle. wealthy, head in the clacker inner urban greenie.

    Not sure about the wealthy bit, Uncle. Compared to your stately mansion my humble workers cottage looks like servants quarters.

    And what's wrong with putting my head in a clacker? You should try it sometime.

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    A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You're a smart man." Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender "Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!" Bartender says "Don't worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary..."

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    37 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You're a smart man." Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender "Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!" Bartender says "Don't worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary..."

    Guy walks into a bar with a pig in his arms.

    The bartender says "where did you get the pig? "

    The pig answers " I won him in a raffle".

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    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are [censored] off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

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    On 12/16/2019 at 4:15 PM, daisycutter said:

    i knew a girl who lost her cherry. i suppose that solved the pip problem

    And it is poisonous so dont vitamise it.

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