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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Thanks Bitter.

i shall do my best to contribute but fear my sporadic attendance usually results in post hoc thought usually trumped by the more astute observer.

However given the new levels of trumping achieved by POTUS perhaps there is hope for me.

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    4 minutes ago, dpositive said:

    Thanks Bitter.

    i shall do my best to contribute but fear my sporadic attendance usually results in post hoc thought usually trumped by the more astute observer.

    However given the new levels of trumping achieved by POTUS perhaps there is hope for me.

    You're not another bloody lawyer are you?

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    10 minutes ago, dpositive said:

    Thanks Bitter.

    i shall do my best to contribute but fear my sporadic attendance usually results in post hoc thought usually trumped by the more astute observer.

    However given the new levels of trumping achieved by POTUS perhaps there is hope for me.

    Lawyer alert!

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    i know footy is forbidden but jeez that little s..t jed lamb is very punchable

    Given today's events, it seems your lamb has been fried, roasted and stewed  ??

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    i know footy is forbidden but jeez that little s..t jed lamb is very punchable

     watts that you say daisy violence

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    lamb is very tasty

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    I have a long standing relationship with lawyers from previous matters considers by the authorities to be less than beneficial to society.

    Having studied and worked in Industrial relations I have tried to redress that balance.

    Of course all activities have been parallel to my support for the demons so there may be some strange relationship that recognises Newtons immutable 4 th law

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    2 hours ago, dpositive said:

    I have a long standing relationship with lawyers from previous matters considers by the authorities to be less than beneficial to society.

    Having studied and worked in Industrial relations I have tried to redress that balance.

    Of course all activities have been parallel to my support for the demons so there may be some strange relationship that recognises Newtons immutable 4 th law

    I'm sure a few of us have appeared before the Family Law Court !

    Lionel Murphey is a [censored] !

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    Not sure that jurisdiction considers matters "less than beneficial to society"

    Not sure that's an adequate description of "Murphey"

     

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    10 minutes ago, dpositive said:

    Not sure that jurisdiction considers matters "less than beneficial to society"

    Not sure that's an adequate description of "Murphey"

     

    So MR BEECHWORTH does that make you a supporter of Mrs Mirrabella's recent $175,000 payout and yet to be determined legal costs ?

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    one for bbo

    quoted by chris scott "we'll certainly be whacking ourselves after that one, you can be sure of that"

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    10 hours ago, puntkick said:

    So MR BEECHWORTH does that make you a supporter of Mrs Mirrabella's recent $175,000 payout and yet to be determined legal costs ?

    Not sure where this is leading. I am definitely not a supporter of Mirabella and her behaviour was abominable. However the law appeared sound when McGowan said in court she was not pushed as reported.

    i don't think she had a reputation to lose and would not have supported such a payout.

    As they say, "the only winners are the lawyers" and this would appear to be the case again.

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    3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    3rd on the ladder after 9 games !

    Anyone know what he's on about ?

     

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    1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

    Anyone know what he's on about ?

     

    Thinking the same thing, must have wandered onto this thread by mistake. 

    Is he trying to kill off this thread after all?

    Although he does tend to play the Bud Abbott to all the eccentrics who visit this place. 

    Also appears to be a bit of a chameleon at times, which tends to be a characteristic of those in his profession. 

    So lets not take him seriously. His sense of humour is very very dry.

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    Your right  could not be any footy club I know.  3Rd bottom now that would be normal.          Well it was 

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    some kinky lawyer game probably?

    Ahhhhh.....a window peeper ;)

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    3rd on the ladder after 9 games !

    Black cats? Ladders? Third? Perhaps Blackadder the Third? Now that was seriously funny all season, and definitely won the premiership!

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    The top banana is starting to look like within our reach....just!

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    16 hours ago, america de cali said:

    The top banana is starting to look like within our reach....just!

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    Perhaps we should be aiming higher.

    The cost of living index indicates that for the average daily intake requirement bananas are $0 .76 topped by oranges  $1.76 apples $1.22 tomatoes $1.02 .

    of course beef $2.31and chicken $1.53  are leading

    The humble potato is $0.60

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    The cost of bananas per kilo is now still trending up at $1.50

    having soared in Feb To $1.62

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    Perhaps we should position ourselves as the red and blue meat team.

    Hmmm perhaps some very astute placement on Master chef.

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    16 minutes ago, dpositive said:

    Perhaps we should position ourselves as the red and blue meat team.

    Hmmm perhaps some very astute placement on Master chef.

     

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    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I think a Lawyer grew the first banana.

    Is that so he could pleasure himself? 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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