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3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Believe it or not, yes! I have even been to some, albeit many moons ago ...

I have only been to one AFL finals match.

That game was played in 2006 and was the last time Melbourne FC played a final game.

I assumed due to lack of interest (mine) that was the last final game of AFL football ever played, my bad!

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8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I have only been to one AFL finals match.

That game was played in 2006 and was the last time Melbourne FC played a final game.

I assumed due to lack of interest (mine) that was the last final game of AFL football ever played, my bad!

How about I shout you a ticket to the next Grand Final we play in then?

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18 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

How about I shout you a ticket to the next Grand Final we play in then?

Can I bring my Demonland T-Shirt and hat?

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With so much happening on the AFL front I can't understand why it is so quiet around here.

Maybe everyone is getting ready for BBO's hedonistic New Years Eve Party, held in the family dungeon in Romsey.

Oops, I think I let the cat out of the bag.

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Survived the Xmas festivities. The demon force season review in Yarraville the highlight.

catching up with Ron and Aina with news from the coast added to the nostalgia.

Unfortunately overcome by the euphoria of coming season anticipation can't remember  which away game we will be attending. Tassie Alice or Darwin.

hoping to catch up in the new year.

Any demons in the area wanting to celebrate the potential can attend our New Year Eve celebration in Murmungee.

There will be some alternative team supporters available to banter with and some Mt Pilot to share whilst reminding them that the Demons have many vigneron as supporters. It's as good a reason as any for making demon support your new year resolution.

Enjoy the off season prognostications and don't under estimate. Celebrations are only just beginning.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

With so much happening on the AFL front I can't understand why it is so quiet around here.

Maybe everyone is getting ready for BBO's hedonistic New Years Eve Party, held in the family dungeon in Romsey.

Oops, I think I let the cat out of the bag.

The cat is never in the bag at my establishment RL!

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5 hours ago, Redleg said:

With so much happening on the AFL front I can't understand why it is so quiet around here.

Maybe everyone is getting ready for BBO's hedonistic New Years Eve Party, held in the family dungeon in Romsey.

Oops, I think I let the cat out of the bag.

Hope not. The cat is the main entertainment for the evening. Will be upset if the RSPCA turn up

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5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The cat is never in the bag at my establishment RL!

And the Dog is rarely seen on the porch.

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48 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It's not everyday i am sent a flood warning text message

 

FLOOD WARNING from SES for Elwood and Elsternwick. Follow SES advice. Listen to radio. More info www.emergency.vic.gov.au

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course,  it's all a conspiracy...

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3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course,  it's all a conspiracy...

Oh yeah i know. I have lived here for 30 years. It was so quick. But i think Victoria got a bath...

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7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course,  it's all a conspiracy...

 

7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course,  it's all a conspiracy...

Is that the " near" canal or the other one ?????

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45 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I drove past the Elwood Canal last night  near the Elsternwick Golf Course and the canal had broken its banks and flooded the southern end. If you're planning on a quick round of golf there today, I think you can forget it.

I suppose Elwood will be filled with the Debris and refuse, washed down from St Kilda,as always.

 

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37 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Lucky I got out of Melbourne when I did, the natural disasters appear to be getting worse and more frequent. Have they rebuilt from the earthquake in 2012?

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I remember it well.

All this carry on in Christchurch when we still have to deal with the aftermath of our own natural disasters.

The struggle continues ....

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19 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It's not everyday i am sent a flood warning text message

 

FLOOD WARNING from SES for Elwood and Elsternwick. Follow SES advice. Listen to radio. More info www.emergency.vic.gov.au

The gods are angry with us SWYL, as it been over 50 years since our last great win.

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55 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

The gods are angry with us SWYL, as it been over 50 years since our last great win.

Yesterday afternoon was certainly wild. 

But there is no climate change. Dinasours were wiped out by God

sarah Palin. Who will be in Trump's Cabinet!!

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On 12/30/2016 at 3:58 PM, Sir Why You Little said:

Yesterday afternoon was certainly wild. 

But there is no climate change. Dinasours were wiped out by God

sarah Palin. Who will be in Trump's Cabinet!!

Trump's Cabinet

Biff to be head of justice and economic development

BBO to run the Presidents Secret Service and Department of Complaints

Moon would be in charge of the Department of Defense and Propaganda

Whisper may run the courts but his honesty and integrity would be a problem for Mr Trump

 

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5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Trump's Cabinet

Biff to be head of justice and economic development

BBO to run the Presidents Secret Service and Department of Complaints

Moon would be in charge of the Department of Defense and Propaganda

Whisper may run the courts but his honesty and integrity would be a problem for Mr Trump

 

Trump will need an enormous cabinet, as he is in the habit of firing one person per week ... :)

 

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8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Trump will need an enormous cabinet, as he is in the habit of firing one person per week ... :)

 

We can recommend a few replacements.

How is your American  (language) ?

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