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20 buy your partner a garland of flowers and get in their good book. 

 
1 minute ago, Redleg said:

20 buy your partner a garland of flowers and get in their good book. 

Could not agree more Mr Leg.

The off season is the time to earn points.

10 hours ago, old dee said:

Could not agree more Mr Leg.

The off season is the time to earn points.

No time for cheap points OD.

As I need to travel 3,000 km in four days by car.

Then flying to Queensland for a Roads meeting.

Flowers will simply not cut the mustard with Mrs Frog.

 
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19 went to pick an apple but it just fell from the tree. 

Just now, Redleg said:

19 went to pick an apple but it just fell from the tree. 

Watch out for the snake Red.

It's an Essendon supporter!


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4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Watch out for the snake Red.

It's an Essendon supporter!

Think about it. 

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

19 went to pick an apple but it just fell from the tree. 

Not forceful enough, methinks, but it may have sufficient mass to get the point home. Differentiating oneself from the pack like this has advantages over integration. Then perhaps you can trip the light fantastic? :)

 
1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Not forceful enough, methinks, but it may have sufficient mass to get the point home. Differentiating oneself from the pack like this has advantages over integration. Then perhaps you can trip the light fantastic? :)

Demonland.. For every response there is at least one equal and opposite retort :rolleyes:

3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Demonland.. For every response there is at least one equal and opposite retort :rolleyes:

Yes, groupthink tends to move in a straight line with a constant velocity unless acted on by a net force ... :)


3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yes, groupthink tends to move in a straight line with a constant velocity unless acted on by a net force ... :)

I agree entirely .

 

Are we running a physics tutorial on here now? 

Well well the unfairness of our world!! Your good Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late - dealing, as an honest toiler does, with the many complexities that life throws up.

And what do I find on a brief visit to Demonland ?

The ever filthy Biffen has had a restful month in rehab. Three squares a day and a comfortable room with a large screen tv while I toil away. Where is the justice in that?

Meanwhile, among my many manorial responsibilities, I am trying to restore neighbourly relations. My loyal hound ( the one who terrorises children on Halloween) went a tad beyond his responsibilities. He decided my neighbour's Guinea Fowl flock needed culling and ... well he proceeded to do so. I must say he displayed a  righteous vigour similar to the moderators on this site.

Well .... as you can guess this caused a few previous neighbourly differences to bubble to the surface again - the missing wine delivery and the "misunderstanding" with his Mrs being foremost.

The honest citizens toil while  the recidivists  like Biffen live the high life.

What a world we live in.

 


32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

My dog is clever but cooking is beyond him.

I'm sure he is a complete pervert,a hopeless cook, a liar ,a braggart and scoundrel.

I wonder if he looks like you also?

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well well the unfairness of our world!! Your good Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late - dealing, as an honest toiler does, with the many complexities that life throws up.

And what do I find on a brief visit to Demonland ?

The ever filthy Biffen has had a restful month in rehab. Three squares a day and a comfortable room with a large screen tv while I toil away. Where is the justice in that?

Meanwhile, among my many manorial responsibilities, I am trying to restore neighbourly relations. My loyal hound ( the one who terrorises children on Halloween) went a tad beyond his responsibilities. He decided my neighbour's Guinea Fowl flock needed culling and ... well he proceeded to do so. I must say he displayed a  righteous vigour similar to the moderators on this site.

Well .... as you can guess this caused a few previous neighbourly differences to bubble to the surface again - the missing wine delivery and the "misunderstanding" with his Mrs being foremost.

The honest citizens toil while  the recidivists  like Biffen live the high life.

What a world we live in.

 

What a poultry story. 


On 11/4/2016 at 8:56 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Who are you talking about Azz?

 

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14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

18 milkshakes all round. 

Free of added amino acids we hope.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

18 milkshakes all round. 

Do your's bring all the boys to the yard?

 
17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Do your's bring all the boys to the yard?

Insert gif.....

I am staying out of this one, way too dangerous.


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