22 reasons for not telling tanking jokes.  

Bingo all the 2's.

21 should use the pedometer to count down the last 3 weeks,  but who cares anyway?

On 2 November 2016 at 7:53 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Nah, I'm finished with brothels Moonie. My investment properties are either going to be BDSM clubs or places for failed musicians. You know, knuckleheads who think they can play the guitar etc.

That's a bit harsh Uncle Bitters. You know Biffen still harbours hope of his acoustic career taking off. Sad to see a middle aged man hanging around pubs with a guitar trying to act like he's 20 again. Next he'll be getting onto Hirdy's anti aging gear.

As usual certain nefarious elements like to mock a man when he is absent for rehabilitation .

I have used my time in the naughty corner to learn another chord which I will be melding in to my repotoire.

Kim Bai yah thankfully requires only 1 chord.  

I have learnt through medititation, moderator , mediation and medication that childish taunts can not upset me.

I am mildly upset that nobody expressed anywhere near enough grief at my enforced absence although the various mental ailments most of you carry must make it difficult to have any regard for anyone  but yourselves.

 

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

21 should use the pedometer to count down the last 3 weeks,  but who cares anyway?

I detected a waining interest in the Draft period this year Mr. leg.

I view that as good news.

Our year is not hanging on a first round draft selection.

49 minutes ago, Biffen said:

As usual certain nefarious elements like to mock a man when he is absent for rehabilitation .

I have used my time in the naughty corner to learn another chord which I will be melding in to my repotoire.

Kim Bai yah thankfully requires only 1 chord.  

I have learnt through medititation, moderator , mediation and medication that childish taunts can not upset me.

I am mildly upset that nobody expressed anywhere near enough grief at my enforced absence although the various mental ailments most of you carry must make it difficult to have any regard for anyone  but yourselves.

 

You were gone?

3 hours ago, old dee said:

I detected a waining interest in the Draft period this year Mr. leg.

I view that as good news.

Our year is not hanging on a first round draft selection.

Not anymore.

11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

That's a bit harsh Uncle Bitters. You know Biffen still harbours hope of his acoustic career taking off. Sad to see a middle aged man hanging around pubs with a guitar trying to act like he's 20 again. Next he'll be getting onto Hirdy's anti aging gear.

Now Moon I'm not sure what you're on about.

I can't believe that middle age blokes with no talent hang around pubs and try to play music. Who would take them seriously ?

7 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

You were gone?

Who are you talking about Azz?

10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now Moon I'm not sure what you're on about.

I can't believe that middle age blokes with no talent hang around pubs and try to play music. Who would take them seriously ?

I hope he has a plan B as his guitar work is average and his voice is flat. However, that could be the halitosis affecting the mic

20 buy your partner a garland of flowers and get in their good book. 

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

20 buy your partner a garland of flowers and get in their good book. 

Could not agree more Mr Leg.

The off season is the time to earn points.

10 hours ago, old dee said:

Could not agree more Mr Leg.

The off season is the time to earn points.

No time for cheap points OD.

As I need to travel 3,000 km in four days by car.

Then flying to Queensland for a Roads meeting.

Flowers will simply not cut the mustard with Mrs Frog.

19 went to pick an apple but it just fell from the tree. 

Just now, Redleg said:

19 went to pick an apple but it just fell from the tree. 

Watch out for the snake Red.

It's an Essendon supporter!

4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Watch out for the snake Red.

It's an Essendon supporter!

Think about it. 

55 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Think about it. 

And treat it with the gravity it deserves.

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

19 went to pick an apple but it just fell from the tree. 

Not forceful enough, methinks, but it may have sufficient mass to get the point home. Differentiating oneself from the pack like this has advantages over integration. Then perhaps you can trip the light fantastic?

1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Not forceful enough, methinks, but it may have sufficient mass to get the point home. Differentiating oneself from the pack like this has advantages over integration. Then perhaps you can trip the light fantastic?

Demonland.. For every response there is at least one equal and opposite retort 

3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Demonland.. For every response there is at least one equal and opposite retort 

Yes, groupthink tends to move in a straight line with a constant velocity unless acted on by a net force ...

3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yes, groupthink tends to move in a straight line with a constant velocity unless acted on by a net force ...

I agree entirely .

 

Are we running a physics tutorial on here now? 

Well well the unfairness of our world!! Your good Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late - dealing, as an honest toiler does, with the many complexities that life throws up.

And what do I find on a brief visit to Demonland ?

The ever filthy Biffen has had a restful month in rehab. Three squares a day and a comfortable room with a large screen tv while I toil away. Where is the justice in that?

Meanwhile, among my many manorial responsibilities, I am trying to restore neighbourly relations. My loyal hound ( the one who terrorises children on Halloween) went a tad beyond his responsibilities. He decided my neighbour's Guinea Fowl flock needed culling and ... well he proceeded to do so. I must say he displayed a  righteous vigour similar to the moderators on this site.

Well .... as you can guess this caused a few previous neighbourly differences to bubble to the surface again - the missing wine delivery and the "misunderstanding" with his Mrs being foremost.

The honest citizens toil while  the recidivists  like Biffen live the high life.

What a world we live in.

 

How do guinea fowl taste when cooked?

28 minutes ago, Deeman said:

How do guinea fowl taste when cooked?

Like chicken.