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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Wonder if there is a big Xmas do at the Gat this year.

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Wonder if there is a big Xmas do at the Gat this year.

    Not speaking from experience, but I wouldn't be sitting anyone on Santa's knee at the Gatt!

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    I see the Gat is up for sale...........Gees Biff.....What are you going to do now........Maybe you could buy it????

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    5 minutes ago, Bossdog said:

    I see the Gat is up for sale...........Gees Biff.....What are you going to do now........Maybe you could buy it????

    More apartments coming to St. Kilda.

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    6 minutes ago, Jesus Hoganshaw said:

    Hey lads, how bout them local sports teams

    How about them?

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    Biff you are a capitalist turncoat if you think selling the Gat is in your best interests. The last of the great St Kilda slum houses and you give in to the corporate greed? How very dare you!

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Biff you are a capitalist turncoat if you think selling the Gat is in your best interests. The last of the great St Kilda slum houses and you give in to the corporate greed? How very dare you!

    was always his plan, moon. just had to wait for the right sucker price

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    46 minutes ago, mauriesy said:

    Bananas. This thread was about them once, back in the good old days.

    Yes, the thread has bends and turns, just like a banana.

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    And it tends to go a bit mushy.

    You can always make a banana cake from the bad ones.

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    was always his plan, moon. just had to wait for the right sucker price

    Valued at approx $10mill dc. He'll soon be able to shout us all a drink or 10. Probably shove the lot into pokie machines.

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    44 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Valued at approx $10mill dc. He'll soon be able to shout us all a drink or 10. Probably shove the lot into pokie machines.

    probably desperately needs the cash for his next import consignment after the troubles with the previous import and his export scheme of orange coloured baby formula.

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    It should be knocked down to even less than $10mill.

    Once Bitters and his country mates come to stay.

    I have huge plans for the place-but at the moment I have been housing destitute rurals from Scotsburn in the hope of getting them "hooked" on the Gat after which I will kindly purchase their scorched lands.

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    23 minutes ago, Jesus Hoganshaw said:

    Definitely stepped into the wrong thread here as well. 

    No hang around,  we cover a broad spectrum of topics, from fruit to property development, with a little footy discussion thrown in as well.

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    It should be knocked down to even less than $10mill.

    Once Bitters and his country mates come to stay.

    I have huge plans for the place-but at the moment I have been housing destitute rurals from Scotsburn in the hope of getting them "hooked" on the Gat after which I will kindly purchase their scorched lands.

    You are nothing if not the ultimate opportunist.

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    On 13 December 2015 at 8:39 PM, Biffen said:
    On 15 December 2015 at 3:09 PM, Earl Hood said:

    RL as I posted some time ago I am on the cusp of finalising a trade deal here in Havana that will ship bananas to OZ, as many as we need! This deal will be bigger than the Trans Pacific Partnership if it comes off. The paperwork is all but done but it still needs Fidel's final sign off but it is difficult to catch him when he is awake these days. Fingers crossed that there will be no banana shortage in my lifetime! 

    So I'll throw out your books along with Hunter S,William Boroughs,Kerouac,Miller,Mailer and any other decent American writer from last century.

    Don't worry about the meek-they'll inherit the earth later.

     

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    Don't worry let it be turned into apartments so that when the bubble bursts and the property market truly crashes in this banana republic we live in and the greed stops, those that live life differently free from material desires which includes the rich tapestry of life that inhabits The Gat. will inherit the vacant apartments. 

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    Gee, those ladies that own the Gat are going to get a lot of money for it.

    Biff, BBO, I believe they are single.

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    24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Gee, those ladies that own the Gat are going to get a lot of money for it.

    Biff, BBO, I believe they are single.

    i believe they are already heavily in debt to biffo..........surprisingly

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    Have a happy and safe Christmas and New Year to one and all.

    May the MFC have 10 or more wins in 2016 as OD has predicted and that BBO come back to DL a reformed man.

     

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    Jolly Eggnogs to one and all.

     

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