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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Just now, DemonFrog said:

Is it just me or does this site need more red and blue?

I think it is a work in progress DF

 
On 12/1/2015, 7:09:05, Whispering_Jack said:

359


Are you certain?

Next year happens to be a leap year.

No WJ, I'm not certain. Just a wild guess for amusement.

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Is it just me or does this site need more red and blue?

definitely some red......   ( but he'll be along soon enough :rolleyes:  I'm sure )

 
On 30 November 2015 7:06:41 am, hemingway said:

Greetings from Havana I was hoping to catch up with Hemingway but can't find him. I have been to all his old drinking holes but no sign of him. Otherwise the weather is very balmy and the rum is flowing freely in between my official engagements of course.

I am with you in spirit Earl. However when you have been lying around for as long as have its hard to become energised. It's all changed so much that I am sure I would not recognise my old haunts. My old flames are also the worse for wear. it's depressing to think that Cuba is now being viewed as a market by the imperial powers and its old foe is now seeking to exploit it shamelessly. I would love to go back to my old Cuba but alas it has gone. Never go back is my motto. The memories are all that matter.

Ernest I could have sworn we were together in spirits, gallons of them,  the other night at the Hotel Ambos Mundos. I know I had had a few too many Cuban Libre's but I was sure it was you.

While Fidel lives the Revolucion continues! But not after he goes I agree. I am here on assignment with only the best interests of Cuba as my guiding principle of course. Tomorrow I head west toward the mountains with my brother in law who owns a vacuum cleaner franchise in Havana. I am not sure why but he has been acting rather odd lately, we are going to be looking for installations or something in the jungles apparently? Thought with your knowledge you might have some idea what is going on. 

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Ernest I could have sworn we were together in spirits, gallons of them,  the other night at the Hotel Ambos Mundos. I know I had had a few too many Cuban Libre's but I was sure it was you.

While Fidel lives the Revolucion continues! But not after he goes I agree. I am here on assignment with only the best interests of Cuba as my guiding principle of course. Tomorrow I head west toward the mountains with my brother in law who owns a vacuum cleaner franchise in Havana. I am not sure why but he has been acting rather odd lately, we are going to be looking for installations or something in the jungles apparently? Thought with your knowledge you might have some idea what is going on. 

ah yes, earl. the cartel have many "vacuum cleaner" franchises. be careful and make sure you always have an exit strategy

btw did you catch up with any of your knights hospitallers' mates


Cheers to the new migrated version of D'Land. May your smoothies be awesome.

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16 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

While Fidel lives the Revolucion continues! But not after he goes I agree. I am here on assignment with only the best interests of Cuba as my guiding principle of course. Tomorrow I head west toward the mountains with my brother in law who owns a vacuum cleaner franchise in Havana. I am not sure why but he has been acting rather odd lately, we are going to be looking for installations or something in the jungles apparently? Thought with your knowledge you might have some idea what is going on. 

Don't drink the whiskey! And don't put your thumb over the lens when you're photographing the list of spies.

Welcome the new emoticon .....PJ :pj:

 
2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Is it just me or does this site need more red and blue?

Yeah, definitely. More beards, too. :lol: 

We need a comeback from jazza, as well. 

43 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Ernest I could have sworn we were together in spirits, gallons of them,  the other night at the Hotel Ambos Mundos. I know I had had a few too many Cuban Libre's but I was sure it was you.

While Fidel lives the Revolucion continues! But not after he goes I agree. I am here on assignment with only the best interests of Cuba as my guiding principle of course. Tomorrow I head west toward the mountains with my brother in law who owns a vacuum cleaner franchise in Havana. I am not sure why but he has been acting rather odd lately, we are going to be looking for installations or something in the jungles apparently? Thought with your knowledge you might have some idea what is going on. 

Earl you are a man after my own heart. An adventurer who will experience Cuba to the full.  You sound like a wise worldly man but be careful. I found in Cuba that your friends could also become your enemies. I woke up many mornings after a big night grateful to be alive, relieved that my throat had not been slashed. The mention of mountains and installations has me worried though. Be careful Earl, be very careful. Please keep us posted. 


2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yeah, definitely. More beards, too. :lol: 

We need a comeback from jazza, as well. 

I heard a rumour that he wanted his team to play finals next season, so he joined the Hawks.

Edited by DemonFrog

folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

30 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

Very sorry to hear it. I miss the old bugger!


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I don't like the new format.

It needs more red and blue but the banner has gone which is a big improvement. 

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

This is very said news indeed.

He will be missed as he was a great contributor to this site.

 

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

Oh wow. Jazza was good value.

it is a weird feeling when you know someone, but you don't passes away.

Hopefully Jazza has a good spot on The Demon Cloud with the clan.. 

 


1 minute ago, Oliver Sholem said:

What am I doing here?

Dunno....did we wake you up Van Winkl.e ?

What's happening gentlemen? It's been a while but I have been enjoying life and it's good! Nice to know the same old shite is frequenting this site! :wacko: 

3 hours ago, Oliver Sholem said:

What am I doing here?

Typing?

 

What am I doing here?

 

BBO, you are back!

What happened to your month of rehab?


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