l am the father of 4 girls that have all grown up with the dee's.

we go to all the family days and clinics as a family and also with nan and pop .

but the worst posable thing has happened my little girl that loves Brad Miller now tells everyone she supports the MAGPIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

once we tell here Brad is gone l feel we will lose her forever to the dark side.

WHAT CAN WE DO ?

l am the father of 4 girls that have all grown up with the dee's.

we go to all the family days and clinics as a family and also with nan and pop .

but the worst posable thing has happened my little girl that loves Brad Miller now tells everyone she supports the MAGPIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

once we tell here Brad is gone l feel we will lose her forever to the dark side.

WHAT CAN WE DO ?

Minimise the damage. Teach her how to look after her teeth.

Show her some photos of some REAL collingwood supporters and ask her if that's what she wants to be like.

Even better, take her to a game and have her be around some of the absolute filth.

She'll soon be terrified into being a demon for life.

Kick her out onto the street for a week......if she doesn't change her mind then tell her bye bye!!!

This is no time to be soft , tell her she can be a Magpie but will have to move out , it's called tough love .

l am the father of 4 girls that have all grown up with the dee's.

we go to all the family days and clinics as a family and also with nan and pop .

but the worst posable thing has happened my little girl that loves Brad Miller now tells everyone she supports the MAGPIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

once we tell here Brad is gone l feel we will lose her forever to the dark side.

WHAT CAN WE DO ?

drastic times call for drastic measures. tie a piece of string to a door handle, get her to hold the other end of the string and then ask which tooth she wants out in order to join the filth. Insist that you will tie it and perform the procedure. Tell her there will be short pain for long term gain.

Show her a picture of Joffa.

Tell her you're fine if she's a pies supporter, but you won't take her to games or any other Collingwood associated activities.

Then you just spoil the other 3 and she'll come crawling back.

l am the father of 4 girls that have all grown up with the dee's.

we go to all the family days and clinics as a family and also with nan and pop .

but the worst posable thing has happened my little girl that loves Brad Miller now tells everyone she supports the MAGPIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

once we tell here Brad is gone l feel we will lose her forever to the dark side.

WHAT CAN WE DO ?

The only gracious and honorable thing to do, SELL HER!!!!!............ sorry you need to toughen up here, can you really think of what type of a boyfriend she will have when she gets older errrrrrrrrrr, save her now before it's to late.

Tell her you're fine if she's a pies supporter, but you won't take her to games or any other Collingwood associated activities.

Then you just spoil the other 3 and she'll come crawling back.

this happened to me. i wanted to change and follow the dawks. dad said hed never take me to games...

20 consecutive years of mfc membership to date.

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Show her this.

just show her all the Grand Finals the Filth lost over the years, and if she is cold make sure she keeps wearing the Demon scarf. B) B)

Tell her you're fine if she's a pies supporter, but you won't take her to games or any other Collingwood associated activities.

Then you just spoil the other 3 and she'll come crawling back.

That's exactly what I would do if any of my kids barracked for another team.

Yes I've been through this one to. Brought my two daughters up in Mentone where Ric Bruce (father of Cam) was principal. He was a saints supporter then. He did everything to win my daughters over. Bringing saints players to the school did it. I lost one, until a friend took her to a Melbourne training day. She pointed out the wonderful muscles on David Neitz and a few others. As a 13 year old she was hooked and now in their late 20's we have great football memories we often share. The great day came when Cam was drafted. A phone call to Ric to express my delight immediately followed, with the words, 'that will teach you to mess with my daughters. My god is good, my god is great, you may have tried to take my daughter, but I end up with your son.' Ric and Judy are two of our best supporters. I suggest take them to a club occassion with camera in hand and ask the other girls which demon they want a photo with. The fourth one will kickly fall into line. I have photo's of my daughters each with, David Neitz, David Swartz, Adam Yze, Todd Viney on our mantlepiece. The girls love them, but not as much as I do.

Yes I've been through this one to. Brought my two daughters up in Mentone where Ric Bruce (father of Cam) was principal. He was a saints supporter then. He did everything to win my daughters over. Bringing saints players to the school did it. I lost one, until a friend took her to a Melbourne training day. She pointed out the wonderful muscles on David Neitz and a few others. As a 13 year old she was hooked and now in their late 20's we have great football memories we often share. The great day came when Cam was drafted. A phone call to Ric to express my delight immediately followed, with the words, 'that will teach you to mess with my daughters. My god is good, my god is great, you may have tried to take my daughter, but I end up with your son.' Ric and Judy are two of our best supporters. I suggest take them to a club occassion with camera in hand and ask the other girls which demon they want a photo with. The fourth one will kickly fall into line. I have photo's of my daughters each with, David Neitz, David Swartz, Adam Yze, Todd Viney on our mantlepiece. The girls love them, but not as much as I do.

LOVE IT !!!!

Just keep taking her to Melbourne games, eventually she'll get Stockholm Syndrome and just go with it.

A phone call to Ric to express my delight immediately followed, with the words, 'that will teach you to mess with my daughters. My god is good, my god is great, you may have tried to take my daughter, but I end up with your son.' Ric and Judy are two of our best supporters.

...and now we all know who your source is next time you tell us you've got inside information.

now we know your source

I share a fun story with you. But let me tell you, Ric is a great man, as friendly as they come, but has the decency not to probe Cameron nor out of respect for his friendship I do not probe him. Over ten years I have learnt very little from Ric about the club. We talk of what we each observe. Maybe not everybody respects their relationships as we do.

May I suggest a DNA test - you may have taken home the wrong kid from the hospital when she was born!

just threaten to substitute for cat