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Who would you have??

gOLLy
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In the wake of some big names comming across to AFL who would you take and why from other codes.

Let's pretend we dont have money issues either.

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    I'd be more then happy with Ana Ivanovic, she's already a member, think Neitz gave her a gurnsey start of 2007 and she can do some PR work for us and will be nice to look at. Obviously wouldn't have her as a player of course. lol.

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    Andrew Bogut might be a handy ruckman but he probably earns more than our whole team

    DEFINITELY.

    Yao Ming anyone?

    I thought Archie would have been good from the Victory a few years ago.

    I thought maybe from Man U, Brad Green, and from the NBL, Jack Watts... So I got in my time machine, went back a few years and spoke to their Mums. Thank me later.

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    Andrew Bogut might be a handy ruckman but he probably earns more than our whole team

    Wayyyyyyyyy more than the whole team haha.

    10M per season for the next 5 years I think was his new deal...

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    18 year old Michael Jordan.

    A youngster from, say, junior volleyball nationals (with an aerobic background) could be interesting.

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    DEFINITELY.

    Yao Ming anyone?

    I thought Archie would have been good from the Victory a few years ago.

    I thought maybe from Man U, Brad Green, and from the NBL, Jack Watts... So I got in my time machine, went back a few years and spoke to their Mums. Thank me later.

    How did you generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity for the flux capacitor?

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    The Greatest of all. Wayne Gretzky. Not sure what he could bring to AFL, but I had to throw him in anyway. Purely for inspirational greatness. :) :)

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    Jimmy Stynes will do for me!

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    Cristiano Ronaldo.......would look great flying up and down the wing.

    Alex Ovechkin - great goalscorer and strong...with the puck anyway!

    Billy Slater - could see him and Jack Grimes tearing up the half back line together

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    Bear Grylls - Capable of getting us out of any situation

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