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Predicted Headlines for Tuesday's Papers

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This will be the headline:

"GRIMES!"

"Demons' Glimpse of Jackness- Grimes and Watts star in Collingwood massacre" :D

 
THAT IS MINT!!! facebook profile pic here i come!!!

Haha, was thinking the same thing, as long as his sister doesn't see it on my profile. Would seem a little weird.:P

Watt the [censored]?

The beginning of a dynasty.

 
Haha, was thinking the same thing, as long as his sister doesn't see it on my profile. Would seem a little weird.:P

Yes, of all the things in this thread that is the one that is deemed weird ;):P ?!!!

Another one:

Jumping Jack & Flash

Watts and Davey combine for last minute goal to down pies.


KILLAWATTS Electrifies Cold Pies :D

"Dees win Queen's B'day with pair of Jacks!

"Pies fold"

 

rpfc, you haven't slept for a few days have you?

Poor munchkin.

Jacks leave the Pies season Grimey

Oh God :(

Monday cannot come quickly enough

Watts are you doing in the AFL, Travis Cloke?

WATTS UP

Demon Jack Watts kicks 10 on debut and takes mark of the year in the Demon's 102-point demolition against Collingwood.

WATTS HE DOING?

Mick Malthouse gives a one fingered salute to Jack Watts at quarter time, and resigns as coach.


"Dees Hit The Jack-pot"

"A pair of relative new comers to the AFL have steered the Melbourne Demons to a courageous 4 point win over arch nemesis Collingwood."

"Dees win Queen's B'day with pair of Jacks!

"Pies fold"

I like these :D !!!


"Dees Hit The Jack-pot"

Not bad. I think Grimes will have a good one. Also if Robertson gets picked.....lookout. He could well kick 6-7.

My Headline:

"Watt - a - game!"

if we win, my money says the head lines are about malthouse and how the pies are struggling, not about the dees.

just a feeling.

if we win, my money says the head lines are about malthouse and how the pies are struggling, not about the dees.

Wouldn't surprise me. He'll be making more excuses, that's for sure.

He's also scheduled to be on Footy Classified on Monday night. Should be interesting watching if we beat them.

Watt a debut - Young gun Dee-stroys Pies.


How many watts does it to power the Dees'?

if we win, my money says the head lines are about malthouse and how the pies are struggling, not about the dees.

just a feeling.

Agree, they do tend to sell papers. For some reason... :unsure:

So it could be "Watts up Mick?"

Pair of Jacks wins over full house.

Every word except 'of' in that headline uses double meanings. I'm so proud.

 
Not a headline, but a banner idea from Natanui over at BigFooty that gave me a giggle.

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Nathan Brown's making an AFL comeback on Monday?

"Dees win Queen's B'day with pair of Jacks!

"Pies fold"

Pair of Jacks wins over full house.

Every word except 'of' in that headline uses double meanings. I'm so proud.

Not as proud as some. :)

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