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Stuie was jamming up the airwaves with his funny photos that do things. Everyone else was jamming it up poor old Mark Neeld. Weekly meltdown.

I'm one of most the respected degenerates in here.

Keep your regional conservatism to yourself , us city slickers are ripe for revolution. I'll ban fox-hunting and then you'll only have football and corporal punishment to keep you occupied.

The OX! Has shown some interest. Was a true champion. Wants to give back to the club. Can handle the media. Will not take crap. Left Field maybe but I've seen worse candidates.

He's me old China. Go So!

Thanks for your support Choke- I'm not sure if the time for my ideas has arrived . First thing I would do is allow women to vote. Then I would lift the White Australia policy, Eddie will hate it .

Sylvia isn't really into that stuff. He's more of a roll your own car type of guy .

Eddie really had a bad day. David Brent would be proud of that one . Good one Eddie-you're officially the biggest [censored] in Melbourne . leave the comedy to the funny guys at MMM-i.e the Janitor.

But he said something bad about us so that undoes all those times he was good for us . He was carried by the The Fidge brothers ,Rugolo ,Battiston ,Icke etc anyway . Never forget the great team around him that made him look so silky .

Grant Thomas or Malcolm Blight . When the going gets weird ,the weird turn pro. H.S Thompson.

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Cale. Cale Morton. El Morto. I see a lot of Cale in Sellars at the moment . I have a different view of Cale now. He is a genius at hanging in there on an AFL list . Sellars got the "Cale" award from me this week. I dont expect him back in the team soon. I dont expect Cale to play for the Eagles this year either-unless their plane crashes.

Not really into importing captains or "culture". It's a slap in the face of the leaders we have. Just get a coach who has a sense of purpose and wants to make the team as efficient as possible. Going through the process and going through the motions are the same thing and lead nowhere. But they have to believe they can win. There is no belief.

Which was what he said last time. Poor bugger.

Nothing wrong with Conan.

Sage advice Withnail.

I've been to that fairy park in your avatar. At the start they take your money.Then, There are about 22 fairy tales that you can take in. There is a huge garden path to be lead up. There are recorded messages at every stage. None of it makes sense but the patrons all come out basically satisfied. Someone tell Neeld this Fairy Park strategy wont work with us.

I've heard it all now . The Age has a nice picture of Sellars trying to spoil Dunn and Garland with a story about how the players literally weren't receiving the message from the coaches box due to a tech fault . I must have been a bad bastard in a past life. but this is too much .

Neeld and Craig need to go this week . The game day coaching is pathetic . Jetta Subbed? Jamar rucking all day like a slow horse? Byrnes doing nothing for the first half? Nicholson not skilled enough. B-grade coaches just ruin your football club .You don't save a cent. Balmey was better than this. Some of the players are good enough to win games of football. This guy cant pick the right ones and inspire them to give it everything . I feel sorry for our players now . It really isn't their fault that the coach has no vision or creativity . he is a slave to AFL trends and not an innovator. We will always be behind with this bunch of coaches .

Neeld should think about prolonging his career by never picking Sellar again. Get Strauss ,Blease ,Viney ,Toumpas ,Clark and Sylvia back in the team .(Grimes and Hogan next year) Why Sub out Jetta-who gives intensity at the contest? Why pick Nicholson ?(short ,loose ,fumbler) Why pick Byrnes? (short ,slow) Why not draft Dayle Garlett and take a risk?(he will now play against us for someone else) All this carp about culture . All we have is a losing culture of assistants like Neeld ,Rawlings ,Craig ,Royal and other hacks . a Winning culture is organic-ours is phony and soft .

Sweet heart-attacks. Go Scorps.

Casey are good at these close ones .

Wouldn't want to curse him . But I've got the book rights signed up for the first one. Due out by Christmas.

Get out the swear jar kids . Dad is about to go mental at the TV.

Those grandmothers are all the same.