Biffen

Me too. You first.

Like JW and Col ,I have had the misfortune of being born too good looking . I battled through my teens and shagged my way through Brighton ,overcoming tremendous odds and fake tans. Here I stand today in the Western Suburbs ,escaping †raffic and pretence . Unity can never be on an individuals terms. Strong men try to understand differing points of view for the benefit of the group . I think this is what Neeld is trying to teach.

No problem wit you Hardnut-we disagree on this issue but that is no biggy. Magic bullets do not exist.The strong will survive. Give him till the end of the year. SHort termism ,fadism ,trends etc will pass.

To all of you who want to sack the coach because the players are still working out if he is "cool" or not. Grow up. I have realised that Gen Y will be the end of humankind because they were not slapped around enough . FFS-stay the course you weaklings.(dedicated,diehards who voice gruntlements excluded) What does not kill us will make us search and destroy our detractors when we are strong .

You must love Col Sylvia. Your locally schooled boy JW will kick out the jams soon. I like unity in tough times. Ipso facto-hate tennis and golf . And Brighton.

Very unfair to heap it on Tom . How do you sleep at night?

Because the opposition are better.Suck it up.The road is long and all that . If we can keep this team together for 3 years there will be some world shaking goin' on.

You aren't a nobody FD-you are a Demon. The darkest hour is before the storm. Been dark for a while but it never lasts.

You must be one of those Elmos. GFY.

Ok-you win. Sadly you've bored the [censored] off BBO as well as the rest of us. Go sniff your neighbours undies and put them back on the line before morning. Save us from your footy genius

Sometimes when you know a flogging is imminent it doubles the pleasure.

He's a Canberran ponce with a foppish red bob and he needs a good Rodgering from George"The Animal " Steel.

Steve Johnson isn't small, Jimmy Bartel plays everywhere and Lewis Jetta is a Wingman. But if you keep disagreeing with everyone then eventually you will make your point,whatever that is.

There is no topic here,must you be reminded. Phil Edmonds wife wrote a cracking tome. But never will I forget 'How to Hypnotize chickens and other tales". Max Walker must be the greatest novelist to have worn the red and blue.

If Gerard writes in any way like he speaks, you will save yourself a fortune on Valium.

Put Lance on the Ball and let him bomb them from 75 out.Prob solved.

Hope Howey has a big garage at home . By the time he has finished his career he will have a fleet .

Lance Franklin is one guy you know of. I dont care if he makes Scarface look like a straight-arse. Get him.

Schwabby had a beef with The Age ever since his father died and the circumstances of his death were revealed by none other than Caro . Her fellow hacks, Flanagan aside ,have made it their personal task to destroy him due to his hatred of Caro. It is true the CS probably had too much say in the football dept. when times were tough with Jimmy . Whiteboard Wednesdays was probably a mistake in hindsight but I liked the insight I garnered from it ,despite the fact that it was available for anyone to see. There is lingering hatred of us by The Age but we keep feeding them the ammo to shoot us with . There is no way to stop their crap ,except by winning. They will forever be coming up with ideas that we should explore until things improve on field. may I say that the best thing that has come of this internet forum(since I have been here) has been the turnout at training last week . It took me back to '87 when a over a thousand turned up to the Junction to watch us train before each final. Where there is life ,there is hope. Stay strong Dees-forget the noise.

Jones and Clark would look pretty A grade playing for the Cats-but welcome back Bluey!

I've met Dermie a few times and as much of a party boy as he seems ,he was a true professional whilst he was a player. Back in the late 80's he would be in the nightclubs drinking water.Some seasons they(the whole team) never had ONE beer . The word SACRIFICE was mentioned often. Mitch Clark and Nathan Jones are men, the rest are boys.That is our problem.

He was no oil paintin',no Einstein either, but he was actually a very good full forward,which is backed up by his stats.

Illiterate AND Stupid. Above I made it clear that I am not political at all. You cannot spell nor read,like most of the nation. I gave up caring about politics years ago-football I can't let go of-yes-silly me.

It's the type of boozy culture we know and love . Sure beats a non-consensual gang-bang . or a night in the Bandidos Club House on the meth .

only to your sister-tell her to get her braces fixed.