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My plan for Bentleigh would firstly involve a radical landscaping of the surrounding suburb using nukes to improve the vista. We could then build a mega carpark and have a massive drive thru in which pensioners are swiped through according to a microchip placed in their foreheads. Every pension day we could scan them through the gate and link the computers to automatically debit their funds into their preferred pokie machine (thereby saving coins). As Australia can expect the median age of the population to rise ,this may be the answer to our social club problems. I've always found pokies pubs to be such warm and convivial places for people to commune and the conversation is top notch! We could franchise this idea and place it in different suburbs as we grow ,benefitting and strengthening the community as well as providing the cash to rort the salary cap in order to buy a flag .

I think we should only sack Neeld if we win tomorrow in keeping with the ''processes and instructions" theme . Explain to him that results are not even the issue we are trying to address and that it is more to do with his choice of footwear and the way he does that stupid twitchy thing. Also,in the event that we lose ,we should offer him a five year contract ,despite the fact that no one is there to draw it up as the CEO office only has "Goldy" the Koi and a paper weight in it . This will show him our long term commitment as well as proving to him that we are as schizophrenic as a bag of snakes on acid. Does anyone think this is a good idea and if so should I write these and other ideas up as a manifesto for our future .

You may be on to something here DC. I have just done some research into this noble flower and ,although it is not from the pansy family ,a Fuchsia coloured kerchief worn in the back hip pocket signals to others that the wearer is a big fan of being spanked. Another point worthy of note is that the flower itself is named after German botanist Leonhart Fuchs . We could shorten the flower back to its briefer ,snappier nomencalture and name ourselves simply , "The Melbourne Fuchs"

We get more exposure than Brynne Edelstein's chest. Any more and we'll catch freakin' pneumonia. They say any publicity is good. Next sponsor believed to be from the movie "SUPERBAD!"

The Chechan bombers in Boston shared a facebook page with Jihad Jack Watts , Tom Gillies and Frawls. Beard growing comp . FBI ,CIA now investigating Melbourne Backline in relation to terrorism .

No one is forcing anyone to stay at gunpoint. Sick of this train of thought. Soft Eggs, as Barn Dee calls it. Onyer bikes. Love me, love my dog of a club. Nearly came to blows with a Hawks footy nut that had suggestions for me/AFL about what to do with us. We have 70 Afghans coming to see their first game of footy tomorrow, courtesy of MFC. If you see them at the G say hello , shake hands. They might be able to tell you about what a real problem is. So you can just enjoy the footy.

You must be the guy that sits behind me and starts moaning before the bounce . Please OD,put on the happy face for Sunday.

I remember the few games he played before his back injury. Ball magnet ,pace to burn,nice skills. Like Max ,Blease ,Strauss-forgotten about due to LTI. Is he named?

Maybe Andy ,you should get out more.

Jones to add another BOG to his collection. He has a" head" start.

"Don't it always seem to go ,that you don't know what you've got till it's gone" When I think of us in a hole like we are-i think of this Joni Mitchell line. I'm more likely to leave an organisation that is healthy and doesn't need me to survive than the mighty MFC under a dark cloud . That's how i roll.

"Feeders" are considered hot now. Keep going.

Must be Schwab.He's worse than my late grandmother racking up 12 demerit points in my car before she passed away

I think it might take years of loyalty by one coach,one administration ,one core group of players , going by the Geelong model. Are sackings the solution?

Welcome back! You used your postcode post reacting to a non issue. Everyone's missed you. We were worried sick.

The question should be who.Not what.

Shave those sideburns

Gawn may be just what the team needs. Spirit, character and a good humour. If he starts playing well he will lift others with him. Good luck Maximus!

We could all be playing lawn bowls and complaining of gas by then, but I'll take it.

I worry about Dawes. Never seen a tough South Australian in my life. Not a white one anyway. Look at Jamar .

Bearded Spa orgies-tick. People smuggling -to do, give it time. Child porn-you tube vids of Hogan is the best we have on that Backyard abortions-everyone we draft Arson ring-the fans , the club and the media. Ponzi scheme operating since 1964 Fraud-paying Brian Royal a wage Obtaining money by deception-the players Treason , treachery, blackmail-our daily modus operandi.

Maybe never.

big differences b/n us and the bombers. 1.The drugs taken by us and them 2.Approval sought from the governing bodies 3.Club Doctor used by us-weapon used by them 4.Waiver forms 5.The club directed Essenscum to take their sh!t/ it seems individuals from mfc requested their stuff through the doc. Having said that-nothing stops a good ol' media circus .

Not like you to promote drugs Robbie. Just because they come from pfizer doesn't mean they are good for you.

Not the ones with teef left. But I'm on a budget . My room is nice. After a while you don't notice the blood sprays on the wall and the stench of deros. Drop in for dinner.