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Put Lance on the Ball and let him bomb them from 75 out.Prob solved.

Hope Howey has a big garage at home . By the time he has finished his career he will have a fleet .

Lance Franklin is one guy you know of. I dont care if he makes Scarface look like a straight-arse. Get him.

Schwabby had a beef with The Age ever since his father died and the circumstances of his death were revealed by none other than Caro . Her fellow hacks, Flanagan aside ,have made it their personal task to destroy him due to his hatred of Caro. It is true the CS probably had too much say in the football dept. when times were tough with Jimmy . Whiteboard Wednesdays was probably a mistake in hindsight but I liked the insight I garnered from it ,despite the fact that it was available for anyone to see. There is lingering hatred of us by The Age but we keep feeding them the ammo to shoot us with . There is no way to stop their crap ,except by winning. They will forever be coming up with ideas that we should explore until things improve on field. may I say that the best thing that has come of this internet forum(since I have been here) has been the turnout at training last week . It took me back to '87 when a over a thousand turned up to the Junction to watch us train before each final. Where there is life ,there is hope. Stay strong Dees-forget the noise.

Jones and Clark would look pretty A grade playing for the Cats-but welcome back Bluey!

I've met Dermie a few times and as much of a party boy as he seems ,he was a true professional whilst he was a player. Back in the late 80's he would be in the nightclubs drinking water.Some seasons they(the whole team) never had ONE beer . The word SACRIFICE was mentioned often. Mitch Clark and Nathan Jones are men, the rest are boys.That is our problem.

He was no oil paintin',no Einstein either, but he was actually a very good full forward,which is backed up by his stats.

Illiterate AND Stupid. Above I made it clear that I am not political at all. You cannot spell nor read,like most of the nation. I gave up caring about politics years ago-football I can't let go of-yes-silly me.

It's the type of boozy culture we know and love . Sure beats a non-consensual gang-bang . or a night in the Bandidos Club House on the meth .

only to your sister-tell her to get her braces fixed.

If I had a dollar for every time I've been drunk in St Kilda at 2 in the morning I could go and pay my bar tabs. luckily my job isn't as important as theirs. Everyone gets out of the way of a school bus when it swerves around the roads.

I dont think it's time to tank. Priority picks are fools gold . We have seen how destructive it can be to "experiment'. We need our best side on the park every week,giving it 100%. Otherwise guys like Sylvia ,Frawley and Clark will walk.

Why, why , why? I can see this may be true but I don't know why he hasn't got their respect. is he too tough? Too robotic? Too soft? His oratory is fine, he is sincere, he is thorough and he is serious. Is this not cool for gen Y?

Imagine supporting either of these prostitution rings.(Labor or Liberal) The last decent leader this country had was a gay greeny.(completely unelectable) The rest follow straw polls , and sound hollow rhetoric . Imagine if nobody gave a flying anymore Wrecker? You [censored].

The players are paid. If he is gong backwards then I blame him. Self motivation is something an AFL footballer should never lose. Personal pride in your trade as a fullback is essential.

Jeremy Howe is about the only guy worthy of an AFL jumper. The rest are kids or grown men who need leadership because they cannot provide it.

Big Crowd of Scum and Dorks at the G. Sad indictment of our year when all I can hope for is a comprehensive stadium collapse . Grollo got the grandstand contract so there is hope .

Get a new desk. The old one is cheap.

Hardly news that she hates Cams guts. He despises her as well. It's a hate-hate relationship. Seve Wilson can GAGF.

You missed out on the curling . Far more interesting.

OK, we all start clean. But due to my religion I must keep some stubble.

Che Range Rover. Viva!!!!

Jetta has got the quickest hands in the team. He is good in tight . You wait .

How about a Demonland beard comp? We'll meet in September with the measuring tape. If Watts shaves we'll microwave our membership cards.

You've posted some of the most ridiculous crap ever seen in cyberspace but nobody holds that against YOU Stuie!